Summer is almost here which means kicking back by the pool, soaking up the sun relaxing with the kids, and telling some good jokes, especially silly summer jokes for kids!
Did you know that telling jokes is one of the best ways to connect with your kids? Regardless of how big or little they are, everyone can always use a good laugh. Even the most stubborn teenager can’t help but laugh at a silly summer joke for kids.
Coming up with jokes to have on hand is not hard, especially because we are sharing 40 of the best silly summer jokes for kids! Need more jokes? Perhaps check out our best camping jokes if you are heading on a camping trip soon with the family!
When we think of our fondest childhood memories, what are some of the pictures that come to mind? Road-tripping with our family members across the country? Visiting our hometown and learning about our culture and traditions? Getting together with our cousins for games and merriment?
No matter what one’s specific summer memories are, they are surely filled with sounds of laughter, peace, and sheer joy.
“Summer is almost here, which means …”
But for now, here are the best silly summer jokes for kids!
Silly Summer Jokes for Kids
If keeping your kid entertained at home during the summer break is getting tougher. Then, you must put your thinking caps on and find ways to make things exciting. What could be better than having a joke session now and then? It could be like a game where the winner gets an extra goodie. Here are some fascinating summer jokes that are sure to make your kiddo break into peals of laughter.
Q. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A. A coconut on vacation.
Q. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
A. I’m bacon!
Q. Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?
A. Because they feel they might get called for traveling.
Q. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. Which letter is the coolest?
A. Iced T
Q. Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?
A. It loafs around!
Q. Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A. Because they peel
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Q. What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
A. Mommy, I’m surf bored.
Q. Do fish go on vacation?
A. No, because they’re always in school!
Q. What do sheep do on sunny days?
A. Have a baa-baa-cue
Q. Why do fish like to eat worms?
A. Because they get hooked on them!
Q. How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
A. By school buzz
Q. What kind of water cannot freeze?
A. Hot water.
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A. It gets wet
Q. What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds?
A. The Canary Islands
Q. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A. Because they’re shellfish!
Q. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A. A palm tree!
Q. What kind of fruit grows at the beach?
A. Crab apple trees.
Q. What does a bee do when it is hot?
A. He takes off his yellow jacket
Q. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A. A sandwitch!
Q. What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
A. A hot dog
Q. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q. What holds the sun up in the sky?
A. Sunbeams
Q. What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?
A. Beach pie.
Q. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
A. Where is pop corn?
Q. When do you go at red and stop at green?
A. When you’re eating a watermelon
Q. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food?
A. So she could do summer salts.
Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat
A. Nothing it just waved
Q. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
A. Hopsicles!
Q. Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?
A. Frants
Q. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A. A bat
Q. What does the sun drink out of?
A. Sunglasses
Q. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
A. Croak-o-cola.
Q. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
A. Finland!
Q. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
A. Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
A. It waves!
Q. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
A. They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Q. What kind of music do killer whales like?
A. They listen to the orca-stra!
Q. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
A. New Yolk City!
Q. Which place do sheep go on vacation?
A. They go to Baa-Hamas.
Q. Why are fish bad at tennis?
A. Because they always try to stay far from the net
Q. When does a robot need a summer vacation?
A. When he has to recharge his batteries
Q. Which is the favorite vacation spot of ghosts?
A. Lake Eerie
Q. What was the reason behind the teacher’s jumping into the pool?
A. He wished to test the water
Q. What comes to your mind when I say it’s black and white with red all over?
A. A sunburnt zebra
Q. What’s the reason for fish to always swim in saltwater?
A. They’d sneeze in pepper water
Q. Do you know why the sun never went to college?
A. Because he has a million degrees from beforehand
Q. What did the beach tell the tide when the latter came?
A. Long time! No sea!
Q. What’s a fish with no I- eyes called?
A. Fsh
Q. A boy wanted to swim in the ocean. What did his mother tell him?
A. Son, let’s wait and sea!
Q. What message did the seagull have for his kids?
A. Children, call me on my shellphone
Q. What happens to a popsicle when it melts?
A. It becomes sticky
Q. Which stroke do sheep enjoy?
A. The baaaackstroke
Q. Why did the prune decide to take the tomato for a picnic?
A. Because it couldn’t find its date
Q. Do you know why the cantaloupe jumped into the pool?
A. Because it desired to be a watermelon
Q. What’s that race where you can’t run?
A. A swimming race
Q. A fisherman’s fishing line got tangled. What did he say?
A. Something a-piers wrong here.
Q. What’s the best day to visit the beach?
A. SUN-day
Q. Why don’t fish attend summer camp?
A. As they’re in school always
Q. Why were there detectives at the beach concert?
A. There was something fishy
Q. Which is the funniest place for a vacation? Why?
A. The mountains. Since they’re hill-a-ri-ous
Q. How does a piano differ from a fish?
A. You can tune a piano. You cannot tu-na fish
Q. What’s that one thing that has ears but can’t hear?
A. A cornfield
Q. Where would a maths teacher go for a vacation in summer?
A. To Times Square
Q. What do ghosts eat in summer?
A. I-s-cream
Q. What would you pay for spending a day on the beach?
A. Sand dollar
Q. What did the newspaper ask about the ice cream?
A. What is the scoop?
Q. Which school teaches you to make ice cream?
A. The sun-dae school
Q. What travels worldwide yet stays in a corner?
A. Postage stamp
Q. A snowman crosses a shark! What happens then?
A. There’s a frostbite
Q. Which candy do they give at the airport?
A. A plane chocolate
Q. Any idea why the professor wore his sunglasses?
A. Because he had bright students
Q. Why isn’t the elephant carrying suitcases for the vacation?
A. Because he has his trunk already
Q. How can you make an octopus laugh?
A. By ten-tickles
Q. What’s gray with four legs and a trunk?
A. That’s a mouse on a vacation
Q. Where do you think a cow would go for a vacation?
A. To moo-York
Q. How can you not have a cold in summer?
A. By catching it in winter
Q. What do bees say during summertime?
A. It’s S-warm
Q. A snowman standing out on a hot day would be called?
A. A puddle
Q. What would a toddler wear for swimming?
A. A pool-up
Conclusion
When your child feels low or is upset for some reason, a great way to cheer them up or make them laugh is through jokes, and what better than summer jokes to boost their mood, right? After all, which kid doesn’t love the summer season and everything to do with it?
“There you have it …”
There you have it! The best silly summer jokes for kids? Got jokes about summer? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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