Did you know that telling jokes is one of the best ways to connect with your kids? Regardless of how big or little they are, everyone can always use a good laugh. Even the most stubborn teenager can’t help but laugh at a silly summer joke for kids.
Coming up with jokes to have on hand is not hard, especially because we are sharing 40 of the best silly summer jokes for kids! Need more jokes? Perhaps check out our best camping jokes if you are heading on a camping trip soon with the family!
But for now, here are the best silly summer jokes for kids!
Silly Summer Jokes for Kids
Q. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?A. A coconut on vacation.
Q. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?A. I’m bacon!
Q. Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?A. Because they feel they might get called for traveling.
Q. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?A. Swimming trunks!
Q. Which letter is the coolest?A. Iced T
Q. Do you have any clue what bread does on vacation?A. It loafs around!
Q. Why do bananas use sunscreen?A. Because they peel
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?A. Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Q. What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?A. Mommy, I’m surf bored.
Q. Do fish go on vacation?A. No, because they’re always in school!
Q. What do sheep do on sunny days?A. Have a baa-baa-cue
Q. Why do fish like to eat worms?A. Because they get hooked on them!
Q. How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?A. By school buzz
Q. What kind of water cannot freeze?A. Hot water.
Q. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?A. It gets wet
Q. What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds?A. The Canary Islands
Q. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?A. Because they’re shellfish!
Q. What kind of tree fits in your hand?A. A palm tree!
Q. What kind of fruit grows at the beach?A. Crab apple trees.
Q. What does a bee do when it is hot?A. He takes off his yellow jacket
Q. What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?A. A sandwitch!
Q. What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?A. A hot dog
Q. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q. What holds the sun up in the sky?A. Sunbeams
Q. What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?A. Beach pie.
Q. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?A. Where is pop corn?
Q. When do you go at red and stop at green?A. When you’re eating a watermelon
Q. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food?A. So she could do summer salts.
Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboatA. Nothing it just waved
Q. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?A. Hopsicles!
Q. Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?A. Frants
Q. What animal is always at a baseball game?A. A bat
Q. What does the sun drink out of?A. Sunglasses
Q. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?A. Croak-o-cola.
Q. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?A. Finland!
Q. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?A. Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?A. It waves!
Q. Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?A. They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Q. What kind of music do killer whales like?A. They listen to the orca-stra!
Q. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?A. New Yolk City!
There you have it! The best silly summer jokes for kids? Got jokes about summer? Share them in the comments so we can add them to the list!
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