Easter Jokes for Kids

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Easter is just around the corner and if your kids are anything like mine they are getting so excited for the upcoming holiday! 

One great way to build excitement for the upcoming holiday with your kids is by doing Easter crafts with them as well as teaching them some of the best Easter jokes for kids

We have the best Easter jokes for kids that will get your kids laughing and wanting to share with everyone they meet!  So get ready for a good laugh as they discover the best Easter jokes for kids!

If you are looking for other great jokes, be sure to check out our ultimate list of jokes to make your kids laugh as well as the best spring jokes for kids

Easter Jokes for Kids

The Best Easter Jokes for Kids

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?

Put an “i” where the “t” is.

What does the Easter Bunny say when it does a burp?

Eggs-cuse me!

How can you make Easter preparations go faster?

Use the eggs-press lane!

What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?

Eggs-ercise!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?

It might crack up!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What happens if you get married on Easter?

You live hoppily ever after.

What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?

A honey bunny!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare-dryer!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

No bunny knows!

How many eggs can you fit in an empty Easter basket?

One. After that, the basket isn’t empty anymore.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?

The oyster bunny.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?

An egghead.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

Nice gnawing you.

Why was the Easter Bunny so sad?

He was having a bad hare day.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

He saw the chicken doing it and thought it looked egg-citing!

How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?

Eggs-hausted.

What kind of stories do rabbits like best?

Ones with hoppy endings.

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get “beat up”.

What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?

One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

From an Egg Plant.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

He kept quacking the eggs.

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

What’s the Easter Bunnys favorite Story?

A Cotton Tale

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

Hip Hop.

What did the Easter Bunny do after his wedding?

He went on his bunnymoon.

How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?

Because he’s an egghead.

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

HAREmail!

What kind of rabbit tells jokes?

A funny bunny.

Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?

It’s a tender tail!

Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?

In his Easter casket.

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 carrot gold!

What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?

An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-day.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?

The baby chick was a little cheaper.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?

He hires Santa’s elves during the off season.

There you have it! The best Easter jokes for kids that they will be dying to share with everyone! 

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