100+ of the Best Pick Up Lines That Always Work

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Pick-up lines come in all shapes and sizes: there are cheesy pick up lines that are so corny and cringe-worthy, some can be romantic and flirty, and others are hilariously entertaining. Regardless, having a few good pickup lines handy is always a good idea – plus, it’s a fun way to let your personality shine and leave a lasting impression right from the start! Here are over 100 of the best pick up lines that will work for every flirter, whether you are walking, texting, or swiping on your favorite dating app.

And if you are successful in scoring a date thanks to these pickup lines, I’ve got plenty of ideas for truth-or-dare questions, hypothetical questions for couples, and flirty knock-knock jokes to take things to the next level. 

So, go ahead, choose your favorite pickup lines, and rock that first move like a boss!

The Best Pick Up Lines That Always Work!

Here’s everything you need to impress her or him with these pick up lines!

Best Pick Up Lines

• Do you like my new shirt? It’s made of [boyfriend/girlfriend] material.
• I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
• Let me guess three things about you: You’re really funny, really cute, and really in need of a date this weekend.
• You must be so tired, running through my mind.
• All the good pickup lines are taken…but I hope you’re not.
• I saw you looking at me, wondering if you should ask me out, so I thought I’d come over here and make it easy for you.
• Dang that hurt….falling for you.
• You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
• Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
• They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on Earth; well, they obviously haven’t been next to you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• I like my coffee sweet, but tomorrow morning I can make yours however you’d like.
• Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
• I never thought I’d meet someone outside of my dreams, but here you are
• Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
• Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
• Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
• I didn’t plan to be an organ donor, but I’m ready to give you my heart.
• I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
• Haven’t I seen you before? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
• You seem to have dropped something there… Oh, it’s your standards! Can I buy you a drink?
• I think something is wrong with my phone… Your number is missing from it.
• Where’s your favorite restaurant? I’m asking so I know where to take you on our first date.
• I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello.
• Are you a magician because every time I am around you, everything else disappears.
• They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
• I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
• I need a real estate agent—do you know any? I’m trying to make a move here.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• You see, your body is 70% water, and I’m thirsty

Romantic Pick Up Lines

• They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
• It would be a tragedy if we weren’t together
• You’ve got everything I’ve been looking for, and trust me, I’ve been looking for a long time.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• Why would I want to look at the stars when I can see the ones in your eyes all the time?
• If your heart was a prison, I’d gladly be sentenced to life.
• If I had a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
• You’re the ‘once upon a time’ to my ‘happily ever after.’
• The sparkle in your eye is so bright, that the sun and stars must be jealous.
• If affection were distance, I’d be a marathon, running straight to your heart.
• I can see that you’re gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
• If you were a bridge, you’d be the path to my happiest place.
• I’d never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find
• If love is a battlefield, then you’re the victory I’m fighting for.
• Have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.
• Is your heart a puzzle? Because I want to spend my life putting the pieces together.
• You’re like a dream I never want to wake up from.
• Even the sun is jealous of the warmth your presence brings.
• I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone
• If love were a puzzle, you’d be the piece that makes everything complete.
• I could look at you forever
• Your presence is like a sanctuary, a place where my heart finds peace.
• I promise I won’t break your heart — I’ll just steal it.
• I think there is something wrong with my eyes because I can’t stop staring at you.

Funny & Cheesy Pick Up Lines

• I’ll bet you’re magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms!
• If being fine was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
• You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
• I bet your birthday is October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.
• If you were a burger from McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection here.
• Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
• I don’t need a drink, because I am intoxicated by you
• Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
• I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
• Are you secretly a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
• If you were words on paper, you would be fine print.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I’m [name].
• What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line
• Whenever I meet someone new, I start talking about climate change. That’s usually enough to break the ice.
• If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
• If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
• Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?
• Can I buy you a drink? Or did you just want the $5?
• If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
• If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
• Are you a magnet? Because you’re attracting all my attention.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

• Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan?
• Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you
• I want to be your Ash, will you be my Pikachu
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
• Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you for the rest of my life.
• If I were an archaeologist, I’d date you.
• Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-ful.
• Even if the earth didn’t have gravity, I’d still fall for you.
• Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
• I wish I were a secant line so I could touch your curve twice
• If you were a Transformer, I would call you Optimus FINE.
• If I were a stethoscope, your heart is the only one I’d listen to.
• Are you the square root of -1? Cause you’re unreal.
• There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re my Golden Magikarp.
• Do you play Quidditch? Because I want you to be my Keeper.
• I must be a Pharaoh because I’m in de-Nile about how much I love you.
• Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
• Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!

Flirty Pick Up Lines

• What emoji should I put next to your name on my phone?
• You’re single. I’m single. We could change that together.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Kiss me if I am wrong but have we met?
• Is there a waitlist or can I RSVP to your future right now?
• Are you a model? [They say “no.”] Oh, when did you quit?
• When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
• I wanna commit the perfect crime by stealing your heart.
• I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.
• Your lips look lonely. Can mine keep them company?
• Wanna flip a coin? Heads, I’m yours tails your mine!
• So after I get your number, what’s next? 
• I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• I’m going to have to ask you to leave because you’re making everyone in here look bad.
• Someone call 9-1-1 because you make my heart stop every time I am around you.
• I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
• Aside from being hot, what else do you do for a living?
• Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?
• I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
• Wow, Cupid got me really good this time… Hi, I’m [your name].
• What do you like for breakfast? I’m taking notes for tomorrow morning.
• Is being fine your full-time job?
• So when our kids ask how we met, what should we tell them?
• Can you hold something for me? My hand.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
• Did the sun come out from behind the clouds, or did you just smile?
• Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

Pick Up Lines For Her

• Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
• Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?
• What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
• I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s just as beautiful as you are.
• Do you know what you’d look beautiful in? My arms.
• They say the prettiest people are lonely, so you must be in dire need of some conversation.
• I’m not a king, but I’ll treat you like a queen.
• *gently touches their hand* I’m sorry, you’re just so pretty I had to come to see if you were real
• Does your mother need a son-in-law?
• I heard you liked bad boys, well I’m bad at everything. 
• Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my future wife looks like.
• You look a lot like the future girlfriend I’ve been dreaming about.
• I’d take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks. 

Pick Up Lines For Him

• Hello 😂
• I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen.
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
• Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my future boyfriend looks like.
• My friends bet me I couldn’t chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
• You look a lot like the future boyfriend I was dreaming about.
• Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
• Heard you like bad girls, well I’m bad at everything.

And there you go! The ultimate collection of the best pick-up lines that are bound to work! Got a fave? Share them in the comments!

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