The Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

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The discovery of the classic “knock-knock joke” is a game-changer in a kid’s life. And as any mom or dad will tell you, it means you’ll be listening to these jokes for a solid year, at least… The best knock-knock jokes for kids come in a variety of categories: “bad dad jokes,” terribly funny puns and more.

It’s hard not to laugh at jokes for kids: whether the joke itself is actually funny or the way a child sometimes (okay, often) blunders the punch line.

Perhaps no example of this is more well-known than the interrupting cow knock-knock joke, where timing is crucial in order to deliver the punch line effectively.

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If you’re not familiar with that favorite knock-knock joke, you’ll find it in our list of 75 knock knock jokes below!

Christmas, a cow, the high school soccer team… Almost anything and everything is subject to a knock-knock joke at some point.

Knock-knock jokes are good clean humor for all ages, and you will certainly impress your little ones by telling these jokes before they hear them from friends on the playground.

It’s also a great idea to encourage children to come up with their own clever (or even not so clever) knock-knock jokes, which sparks creativity and imagination.

Consider a weekly contest in your household for the family member who comes up with the best knock-knock jokes. Perhaps each week’s “best joke” earns a prominent place on the fridge or whiteboard; you may let the winner choose a weekly restaurant for a Friday night family splurge.

And don’t just leave these jokes for the kids. Sure, they’re a bit corny, but you’re almost always going to get an immediate “who’s there?” response from an adult when you say “knock knock.”

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So, try it out the next time you need to cut the tension with your partner in the middle of your eleventeenth argument over who last unloaded the dishwasher. Or try one out in a crowded elevator just to see if you can get a laugh in an already awkward space.

75 of the Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

We’re never too old for knock-knock jokes, and the joy our children have in telling (and retelling and RETELLING) them should remind us all to let loose and have a little lighthearted fun with these silly jokes.

In case you haven’t brushed up on your knock-knock jokes in a while, we have plenty to get you started. Check out our 75 jokes that will keep you and your kids laughing below!

Silly Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? Wait, don’t you even know who you are?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not… YOU’RE a poo!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? You expect cabbage to have a last name?

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow Wh— MOO!

Knock Knock. Who’s There? Atch. Atch who? Bless You!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body going to open the door?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we will tell you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, you don’t have to cry about it!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let us in, it’s cold outside!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? I don’t know…banana split!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in there?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing boys can do, girls can do better!

Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask…I cannot tell!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ada. Ada who? Ada taco for dinner tonight!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie Q at my house tonight!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know why you won’t open the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell is fixed I can quit knocking!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Wait how many aliens do you actually know?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Burglar. Burglar who? Burglars don’t knock!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn’t know you knew how to yodel!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the bathroom?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice girl, so please let me in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you would just let me inside!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter make it quick, I’m in a hurry!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume on the TV, I love this show!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way because I am coming through the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcases, you fill up the car!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who. Adore stands between us…please open up!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny ate all my carrots!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come over and play?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside…so hurry up and open the door!

Corny Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito just bit me…ouch!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right down the street!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for an hour…let me in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? It’s hot out here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were having a party!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Amish you, too!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo VROOOOM!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not…here I come!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for…let me in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me, I’m faster than you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex the questions, thank you very much!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your broken sink!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out the window to see!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and you’ll see!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon tired out here…open up!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Comb. Comb who? Comb out here and you will see!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help opening the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear more knock knock jokes?

Family Jokes

Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me a key to get in next time!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Beef. Beef who? Beef-ore I break this door open you better let me in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie sad if you won’t open the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body going to let me in or do I have to knock all day?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you let me in? It’s cold out here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and open the door for me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who is at the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind. This joke is pointless!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a really nice home you have!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business, that’s who!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Wow, you get really excited about knock knock jokes!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a really nice girl!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t open the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I know so many knock knock jokes?

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Want More Great Jokes for Kids?

If these knock-knock jokes aren’t enough to satisfy your little one’s appetite for laughs, check out our list of the best jokes for kids or tickle dad’s funny bone with our favorite dad jokes!

What are your favorite family-friendly knock-knock jokes? Share yours in the comments!

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