50 of the Best Disney Jokes

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If you have Disney lovers in your home it’s almost a given that they love Disney jokes and Disney riddles, and who can blame them? Because there is always a good reason to celebrate Disney and to tell a good joke! 

So if you are looking for some Dinsey humor in your life, turn to these silly and a little corny Disney jokes to entertain your kids and have some fun!

The best thing about these Disney jokes is that they are perfect for kids and adults alike so everyone can have a good laugh together. 

Best Disney Jokes

50 of the Best Disney Jokes

Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

A. Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!

Q. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?

A. High Hue, High Hue!

Q. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?

A. Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!

Q. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A. Because she’ll let it go!

Q. How cold was it at Disney World?

A. Donald Duck was wearing pants!

Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:

Yoda Lay-Heehoo

Q. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

A. Because he won the No-Belle Prize.

Q. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

A. Because the carton said concentrate!

Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering

She wasn’t Aladdin.

Q. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

A. Someday my prints will come!

Q. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?

A. Mouserable!

Q. What Disney character can count the highest?

A. Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

Q. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

A. Because he had Pooh stuck inside him.

Q. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

A. Comet books!

Q. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?

A. Cinder-ella

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

A. Because Donald ducked.

Q. Who’s the funniest Disney princess?

A. RaPUNzel

Q. What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?

A. Audi!

Q. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

A. Mouse to mouse resuscitation.

A Disney princess was arrested by mistake

They thought it was someone Elsa.

Q. Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?

A. Because he was horse!

Q. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?

A. Arrrgh-by’s.

Q. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?

A. It was glove at first sight!

Q. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

A. Move fasta (Mufasa)

Q. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?

A. Evaporated Milk.

Q. What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?

A. Turn down for Walt!

Q. Why doesn’t Moana have a man?

A. Hula cares!

Q. What does Mickey use to browse the web?

A. An iPad Minnie.

Q. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?

A. Hello, it’s Smee!

Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?

A. Hunny!

Q. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?

A. He has a meltdown.

Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

A. He Neverlands!

Q. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?

A. Wendy’s!

Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?

A. Jungle Bells.

Q. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill!

Q. Where can you find a little mermaid?

A. Under the sea!

Q. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?

A. A buck an ear.

Q. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?

A. The second-hand store!

Q. Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?

A. Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Q. What does Olaf eat for lunch?

A. Icebergers.

Q. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?

A. He heard he might get a hole in one!

Q. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?

A. Sour grapes.

Q. What does Ariel like on her toast?

A. Mermalade!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

A. So he could visit Pluto!

Q. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

A. Because she’s in Wonderland.

Q. Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?

A. Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.

Q. Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?

A. He always has a hunch!

Q. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?

A. Because they got lost at C.

Q. What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?

A. Moo-sical chairs

Q. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?

A. The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

There you have it! 50 of the Best Disney Jokes that you and your family will love! Share your favorite Disney jokes in the comments below!

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