80 of the Best Disney Jokes

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If you have Disney lovers in your home it’s almost a given that they love Disney jokes and Disney riddles, and who can blame them? Because there is always a good reason to celebrate Disney and to tell a good joke!

So if you are looking for some Dinsey humor in your life, turn to these silly and a little corny Disney jokes to entertain your kids and have some fun!

The best thing about these Disney jokes is that they are perfect for kids and adults alike so everyone can have a good laugh together.

There are a few worlds and creations that resemble magic, and whenever we even think of magic, thinking of Disney is inevitable. A universe that gave us such memorable and precious gems in the form of fairy tales, animated characters, movies, and more, the immortality of Disney cannot be denied.

In fact, Disney is so popular that everyone from the age of five to 80 is a fan of the ‘worlds’ it has introduced us all to. Perhaps it’s this mutual love that makes anything associated with Disney fun, including jokes about Disney.

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Best Disney Jokes

80 of The Best Disney Jokes

Disney jokes are an excellent choice for Disney-themed parties. Each joke would refer to a particular Disney character. You could plan for an exciting game – ‘Guess who?’. Divide the guests into small groups. Whichever team gives the correct answers wins the game. To make things more interesting, arrange for Disney-themed goodies for the winners.

The intensity of the jokes could vary according to age groups. Like, for kids, keep them simple. While for teens, you may increase the difficulty level. On the other hand, if you mostly have adults in the house, then corny Disney jokes would be perfect.

Suppose your little princess is a Disney princess fan, just like you. She would be delighted to listen to interesting jokes about her favorite characters, from Belle to Elsa and Cinderella to Ariel. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse fans wouldn’t be disappointed, either.

Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

A. Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!

Q. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?

A. High Hue, High Hue!

Q. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?

A. Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!

Q. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A. Because she’ll let it go!

Q. How cold was it at Disney World?

A. Donald Duck was wearing pants!

Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:

Yoda Lay-Heehoo

Q. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

A. Because he won the No-Belle Prize.

Q. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

A. Because the carton said concentrate!

Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering

She wasn’t Aladdin.

Q. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

A. Someday my prints will come!

Q. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?

A. Mouserable!

Q. What Disney character can count the highest?

A. Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

Q. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

A. Because he had Pooh stuck inside him.

Q. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

A. Comet books!

Q. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?

A. Cinder-ella

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

A. Because Donald ducked.

Q. Who’s the funniest Disney princess?

A. RaPUNzel

Q. What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?

A. Audi!

Q. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

A. Mouse to mouse resuscitation.

A Disney princess was arrested by mistake

They thought it was someone Elsa.

Q. Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?

A. Because he was horse!

Q. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?

A. Arrrgh-by’s.

Q. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?

A. It was glove at first sight!

Q. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

A. Move fasta (Mufasa)

Q. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?

A. Evaporated Milk.

Q. What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?

A. Turn down for Walt!

Q. Why doesn’t Moana have a man?

A. Hula cares!

Q. What does Mickey use to browse the web?

A. An iPad Minnie.

Q. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?

A. Hello, it’s Smee!

Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?

A. Hunny!

Q. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?

A. He has a meltdown.

Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

A. He Neverlands!

Q. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?

A. Wendy’s!

Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?

A. Jungle Bells.

Q. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?

A. Put it on my bill!

Q. Where can you find a little mermaid?

A. Under the sea!

Q. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?

A. A buck an ear.

Q. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?

A. The second-hand store!

Q. Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?

A. Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Q. What does Olaf eat for lunch?

A. Icebergers.

Q. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?

A. He heard he might get a hole in one!

Q. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?

A. Sour grapes.

Q. What does Ariel like on her toast?

A. Mermalade!

Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

A. So he could visit Pluto!

Q. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

A. Because she’s in Wonderland.

Q. Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?

A. Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.

Q. Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?

A. He always has a hunch!

Q. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?

A. Because they got lost at C.

Q. What is Clarabelle’s favorite party game?

A. Moo-sical chairs

Q. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?

A. The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

Q. What’s the name that Snow White would call her chicken? 

A. Egg white 

Q. What’s your favorite Disney movie of the bee?

A. Beauty – and the Bees 

Q. Can you tell what Frosty’s wife applies on her face each night?

A. Cold cream 

Q. How does the ocean greet Ariel with a “Hello”?

A. By waving 

Q. Which treat is Mickey Mouse fond of the most?

A. Mice-cream 

Q. Who was the winner in the race of princesses?

A. Rapunzel! By ah hair! 

Q. Why is Yoda a great gardener?

A. Because he’s got green fingers

Q. How does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?

A. Honey 

Q. What sport is Mickey Mouse’s favorite? 

A. Minnie golf 

Q. Which fairy doesn’t like to bathe? 

A. S-tinkerbell

Q. Do you know where Mickey is going with all his bags packed?

A. On a Minnie vacation 

Q. Trigger’s head was stuck inside the toilet. What could the reason be?

A. He was in search of Poo. 

Q. Elsa locked herself in a room for years. What would you call her?

A. Ice-ola-ted 

Q. Which ice cream does the God of Thunder like?

A. Thor-bet 

Q. What blush does Mulan wear?

A. Mulan Rouge 

Q. What does EPCOT mean?

A. Every Person Comes Out Tired 

Q. Which game does Mickey Mouse like the most?

A. Hide and Squeak 

Q. Which car does Minnie drive? 

A. Minnie van 

Q. Which state reminds Mickey about his girlfriend? 

A. Minnie-o-sota 

Q. Why did Elsa get a new laptop for herself?

A. Since her old one was Frozen 

Q. What’s Elsa’s favorite party?

A. Snowball 

Q. Where does Elsa keep all her money?

A. Inside a Snow bank 

Q. Is BB hungry?

A. No BB-8 

Q. Rabbit offered Pooh, honey. What did he say?

A. Thank you! But I’m stuffed already 

Q. What’s Tinkerbell fond of?

A. Fixing things 

Q. What’s Minnie’s favorite outfit?

A. A Minnie-skirt 

Q. What would the sequel of Frozen be called? 

A. Defrosted 

Q. Minnie Mouse asked Mickey Mouse “Are you listening”? What did Mickey say? 

A. Yes, I am all ears 

Q. Elsa’s credit card got rejected. Why? 

A. Since her account had been Frozen 

Q. What’s the name for a stupid Disney character? 

A. Dumbo


Disney never ceases to amaze us, does it? With the passage of time, it has given us movies we will keep watching with our families, and the zeal doesn’t seem to be dwindling at all.

May that always be the case because it is this very combination of warmth and gusto that makes us want to return to it over and over again, and even make jokes and riddles out of it.

“There you have it …”

There you have it! 80 of the Best Disney Jokes that you and your family will love! Share your favorite Disney jokes in the comments below!

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