Spring is in the air and the weather is getting warm which in our home means one thing, it’s camping season! And there is nothing that goes with camping better than a good joke!
Camping jokes are a great way to pass the time in the car ride to your camping destination, to tell around the campfire, or to tell when you are dreaming of your next camping trip.
Camping jokes are loved by kids and adults and bonds them together with something everybody loves.
Why Camping Jokes?
Kids love telling and hearing jokes. As a parent, I love jokes because it is one way to strengthen our bond together, especially with teenagers. It is one way that gets us laughing together. Camping jokes also spark creativity in kids and adults.
So, share these fun camping jokes with your kids and bond, connect and spark creativity together!
50 of the Best Camping Jokes
Q: What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together?A: A BEARel of laughs!
Q: When’s the only time and place most teens go camping?A: In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty!
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?A: “It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?A: Root beer.
Q: What’s another name for a sleeping bag?A: A nap sack.
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?A: Drop it a line
Q: Why do trees have so many friends?A: They branch out.
Q: Why did the camp warden quit his job?A: Because it was always in tents.
Q: Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?A: Because they just finished a 31 day March!
Q: Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip?A: Because he already had a trunk!
Q: Why don’t mummies go on camping?A: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?A: “Sandwiches!”
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?A: A gummy bear.
Q: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Where does a camper keep his money?A: In the River Bank!
Q: How do trees access the internet?A: They log in.
Q: What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?A: Nobodynose
Q: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping?A: Murder within tent
Q: Why is it never relaxing when two couples go camping?A: Two tents
Q: Why did the fish blush?A: Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
Q: What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?A: The Canary Islands!
Q: Why did the robot go on camping?A: He needed to recharge his batteries.
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
Q: Where did the sheep go to camping?A: The Baa-hamas!
Q: At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?A: Nothing it just waved.
Q: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?A: Don’t sleep too long in it!
Q: If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?A: By its bark.
Q: Why are hiking shops so diverse?A: Because they employ people from all walks of life.
How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip?
Take two of them with you.
If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”
The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
Did you hear about the pair of honey-making insects that fell in love on a camping trip? It was tent two bee
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?
It’s okay. He woke up.
Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients?
He was found with criminal in-tent.
Smokers are great people to go camping with
You can easily outrun them if a Bear attacks
Went camping with Crowded House. They all had four-season-in-one-day sleeping bags
I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!”.
I lost my job keeping people warm at the campsite. “You’re fired wood,” they said
I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.
I couldn’t find any.
The number seven went camping one day.
He packed his things and he was sept for life.
It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.
Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!
I went camping last week
It’s in tents
I slept like a log last night.
I woke up on the campfire…
When smoking a fish, never inhale.
I’ve always wanted to try camping
But I’ve heard it’s really in tents
I wasn’t sure about camping but a guy roped me into it.
My friend likes to setup a poker table in his tent when we go camping.
The game gets intense.
There you have it! 50 of the best camping jokes you and your kids will love! Gotta a fun camping joke? Share it in the comment so we can add it to the list!
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