60 Funniest Spring Jokes for Kids

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Spring is in the air! Your kids are probably itching to get outside for an outdoor scavenger hunt or other fun Spring Break ideas. But there is another way to welcome the change of seasons with the kids—jokes! We’ve compiled this list of the funniest spring jokes for kids to help keep the kids laughing during a road trip or simply a spring day at home.

Share these spring jokes for kids with your family and let us know which ones are your favorites.

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60 Hilarious Spring Jokes for Kids

Hilarious Spring Jokes for Kids

Q: What season is it best to go on a trampoline?
A: Spring time!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it!

Q: Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
A: Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!

Q: Why was the bee mad?
A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.

Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.

Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: How do you know that bees are happy?
A: Because they hum while they work.

Q: Everyone has these on their faces. What are they?
A: Tulips  

Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickle?
A: Daffo-dills!

Q: What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A: A dandy lion!

Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose.

Q: What do you call two young married spiders?
A: Newly webs.

Q: What do you call a mushroom who is the life of the party?
A: A fun-gi.

Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming.

Q: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
A: Where on earth have you been?”

Q: When is it impossible to plant flowers?
A: When you haven’t botany.

Q: What did the seed say to the flower?
A: OK, Bloomer.

Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich!

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I’m going to fall.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.

Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.

Q: Why did one bee tease the other bee?
A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
A: It lost its petals.

Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You’re really growing, bud!

Q: How does a bee brush its hair?
A: With its honeycomb.

Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving?
A: Every Fall they “Let It Go”

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: Umbrellas!

Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweetment!

Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A: Son-flower!

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!

Q: What month of the year is the shortest?
A: May – it only has 3 letters.

Q: What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
A: Ape-ril Fool’s Day.

Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May

Q: What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
A: FOUL spring weather.

Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A robin.

Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A: A rainbow

Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I’m going to fall!

Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
A: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A “flour” garden.

Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
A: EGG-plants!

Q: Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
A: Robin

Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAYbe.

Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
A: Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

Q: Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
A: To grow a water-melon.

Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inchworm.

Q: What do you call a rabbit in the springtime?
A: A bunny rabbit!

Q: Why did the bee go to the flower?
A: To get a petal interest!

Q: Why do birds chirp in the morning?
A: Because they can’t tweet at night!

Q: What flowers are always looking for trouble?
A: Tulips!

Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!

Q: Why did the bee go to the doctor?
A: It had hives!

Q: What did the tree say to the flower?
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Why do bees hum in the springtime?
A: Because they can’t remember the words!

Q: Why did the broom get a promotion?
A: It swept the boss off his feet!

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