50 Best Corny Jokes for Kids

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If there is one thing I have learned from being a mom is that corny jokes for kids are the secret to getting your kids to laugh out loud. There is something about them that just makes them burst out laughing and they can’t help it but to keep sharing the jokes with others. 

I used to try to convince them to stop telling corny jokes, but they just kept coming back to them when someone would say tell me a good joke. 

Corny Jokes for Kids

So what’s the saying, “If you can’t beat them, then join them?” So that is exactly what I started doing. Our family has now become the all stars of corny jokes for kids. 

If your kids love corny jokes or you are looking for more corny jokes for kids then you have come to the right place because we are sharing some of the very best corny jokes for kids. 

So hold on to your britches because here comes the corniest jokes for kids. 

Corny Jokes For Kids

Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

A. Hi, bud!

Q. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

A. Thunderwear.

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A. He was a little hoarse.

Q. How do you make an artichoke?

A. You strangle it.

Q. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

A. Rrrrrrr!

Q. What do birds give out on Halloween?

A. Tweet

Q. Why was the baby strawberry crying?

A. Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

Q. What did the lettuce say to the celery?

A. Quit stalking me!

Q. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A. A tuba toothpaste.

Q. Why was the weightlifter upset?

A. She worked with dumbbells.

Q. Why are fish so smart?

A. Because they live in schools!

Q. What do lawyers wear to court?

A. Lawsuits

Q. What school subject is the fruitiest?

A. History because it is full of dates!

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A. An investigator!

Q. Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A. They’re always stuffed!

Q. Where do polar bears keep their money?

A. In a snow bank!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A. A dino-snore!

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A. You look flushed.

Q. What event do spiders love to attend?

A. Webbings.

Q. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A. Between us, something smells!

Q. Why did the tomato blush?

A. Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q. Why did the pony get sent to his room?

A. He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

Q. What did one plate say to the other plate?

A. Dinner is on me!

Q. What did one math book say to the other?

A. I’ve got so many problems.

Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

A. Because people are dying to get in!

Q. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

A. You rocket!

Q. What vegetables are sailor’s enemies?

A. Leeks

Q. What do you call a bear with no ears?

A. A “B!”

Q. How does the moon cut his hair?

A. Eclipse it.

Q. Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?

A. It could crack up.

Q. How does a scientist freshen their breath?

A. With experi-mints!

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?

A. An impasta.

Q. What’s small and red and has a rough voice?

A. A hoarse raddish!

Q. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

A. Shocked!

Q. What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A. Pick a cod, any cod!

Q. Why did the daddy rabbit go to the barber?

A. He had a lot of little hares.

Q. What’s a vampires favourite fruit?

A. A neck-tarine!

Q. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?

A. Nacho cheese!

Q. Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

A. They’re too cheesy.

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!

Q. What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A. A coconut on vacation!

Q. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A. A bulldozer!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Q. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

A. Wrap music.

Q. Why did the picture go to prison?

A. Because it was framed!

Q. What key do you use to open a banana?

A. A monkey.

Q. Why do vampires seem sick?

A. They’re always coffin.

We hope you and your family enjoyed these corny jokes for kids! Do you have other favorites? Share in the comments so we can add them to the list! 

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