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60 Jokes for Kids to Make them Laugh

It’s amazing the rejuvinative powers of laughter. A smile can make you feel good but laughter takes that feeling deep down inside impacting both your emotional and physical health. Kids can benefit from a boost of laughter health too and these 60 family-friendly jokes for kids to make them laugh.

Kid Jokes to Make Their Eyes Roll

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
A: They woke him up.

Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
A: All those fans.

Q: What did one egg say to the other?
A: You crack me up.

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND-witch.

Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park your car, man.

Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A: People are dying to get in.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: What do porcupines say when they kiss?
A: Ouch.

Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly.

Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away its credit card.

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: A tweetment.

Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?
A: a snow bank.

Q: What do cows read?
A: CATTLE-logs.

Q: What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.

Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An IM-pasta.

Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks.

Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you so much.

Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed.

Q: What do you call an old snowman
A: Water.

Q: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.

Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.

Q: What animal needs oil?
A: A mouse because it squeaks.

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: Because he wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?
A: A car.

Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball?
A: A bat.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: I’ve got you covered.

Q: What is a cat’s favourite colour?
A: PURRRR-ple.

Q: What kind of cat likes water?
A: An octo-PUSS.

Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?
A: A pair of pants.

Q: What’s an astronaut’s favourite candy bar?
A: A Mars bar

Q: Who did Frankenstein’s monster bring to prom?
A: His goulfriend.

Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in summer?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What did the nut say when it got a cold?
A: Cashew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake.

Q: Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly.

Q: What kinds of money to mermaids use?
A: Sand dollars.

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?
A: Ice cream (I scream).

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelop?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places together.

Q: What is a robot’s favourite snack?
A: Computer chips.

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What is a pirate’s favourite letter?
A: ARRRRRRRR.

Q: Why do fish swim in salt water?
A: Pepper makes them sneeze.

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew.

Q: Were any famous men or women born on your birthday?
A: No, only babies.

Q: Why do tigers have stripes?
A: So they don’t get spotted.

Q: What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
A: Time to duck.

Q: What did the ocean say when it saw the storm coming?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What are the only kind of trees that grow fingers?
A: Palm trees.

Q: What kind of shoes to ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Q: What kind of nut has no shell?
A: A doughnut.

Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: A Trombone.

Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?
A: It Scrambled up.

Share these with your kids on your walk to school, as a note in their lunchbox or just to make kids laugh when they’re feeling down. With this new joke knowledge your kids can share them with their friends too or someone they know who could use a little extra kindness.

Beyond Jokes for Kids: Riddles, Brain Teasers and Tongue Twisters

If you thought our jokes for kids were funny, checkout our Riddle and Brain Teaser post as well as our Tongue Twister Challenge. Be sure to leave in the comments a riddle you love as we could all use a good chuckle.

May 19th, 2017|Tags: , |3 Comments

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3 Comments

  1. Hadiya Evans February 3, 2018 at 12:21 pm - Reply

    I love your jokes and riddles.
    Igot a riddle for ya.
    Q:What starts with E ends with E and has one letter in it?
    A:An envelope!

  2. Marym March 17, 2018 at 6:29 pm - Reply

    I love your jokes there so fun to read

  3. NANCY March 22, 2018 at 5:23 am - Reply

    THANKS SO MUCH. STARTED SENDING “JOKE OF THE DAY” TO GRANDDAUGHTERS WHO LIVE AFAR. A JOKE AND A HAPPY WISH FOR THE DAY MAKES US ALL FEEL CLOSER. MoMo..

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