May is that month of the year which is loved by kids and adults both. Why?
Well, because it is springtime. And spring is that season that all of us love. No matter if the weather is bright sunny, or pouring.
Now, do you have kids at home?
Then the chances are that you have seen them all happy and cheerful throughout this spring month. And why won’t they be?
After all, this is the time when kids get to play out in the sun after the departure of the cold, harsh winter.
And did I tell you how my toddler likes the month of May?
She LOVES rain. And May has to offer it plenty. Even now that I’m writing this article, it’s raining outside.
An hour before, I felt the surroundings to be very peaceful, as normally I can hear the sound of my two-year-old’s giggle or talk or cry.
So, I rushed outside only to find out that she was dancing in the rain, all wet! Of course, I joined her, as I love getting drenched in the rain too.
Does your kid like the month of May too?
There are so many ways you can make this time more fun for your kids. One such way is telling them jokes about this month.
Yes, I’m talking about May jokes for kids.
The Best May Jokes for Kids
As spring is the time when you get to enjoy the blissful summer breeze, kids love it. Also, they like it because they can play outside with their friends.
Kids get to enjoy scavenger hunts, riddles, and loads of outside games that they can’t play during the winter.
Now, one of the ways you can make the springtime more enjoyable for your kids is by telling them hilarious jokes.
There are plenty of jokes out there about May and spring. You can read them to your kids, or you can memorize them and tell your kids when they feel low.
Also, if you want to make your kid’s day better in school, you can write down a May joke on a small piece of paper, fold it, and put it inside your kid’s lunch box.
When they will read it, there will definitely be a smile on their face. Trust me.
Now, not every parent has a good stock of spring or May jokes, right? And so, you may look for the best jokes everywhere.
This is where I can help.
Here I have come up with a collection of the best May jokes for kids that are hilarious and can make your kids go ROFL!
I have added a few sections here. So, if there is anything specific that you are looking for, such as May puns and Knock knock May jokes, you can jump straight to it.
So, are you ready to make your kid laugh out loud?
Read on.
May Puns for Kids
Okay, so puns are not always for adults. Yes, puns are generally made for adults, as most people think kids would have difficulty understanding a pun.
But that is not always the case.
Puns that are made for kids are easy to understand. And you already know how Gen Z kids are super smart, right?
They not only understand where the humor is but also can create puns.
In this section, I have included kid-friendly puns about May month.
“Why does Peter Parker only have eleven months on his calendar? Because he lost May.”
Wasn’t it funny?
For more puns such as this, scroll down!
- May the fourth be with you in May!
- It’s May! Let’s spring into action!
- May the flowers be with you.
- May your day be filled with sunshine and May flowers.
- May you have a blooming good time in May!
- It’s May-zing how beautiful the flowers are!
- April showers bring May flowers, and May puns bring laughter!
- May your May be as bright as the sun.
- Let’s go out and make May-mories!
- May your days be full of May-gic!
- May your dreams bloom like flowers in May.
- May you have a May-velous month!
- May you find joy in every May-day.
- Don’t be afraid to take a May-cation!
- May you always find a May to smile.
- May your happiness multiply in May.
- Let’s make it a May-zing month!
- May your laughter bloom like flowers in May.
- May you have a May-ssive amount of fun!
- Let’s embrace the May-nificent weather!
- May your May be filled with sunny days and bright smiles.
- Don’t forget to stop and smell the May flowers!
- May you have a May-rrific day!
- It’s time to May-k a difference!
- May your May be filled with blooming possibilities.
- May you always find time for fun and Mayhem.
- Let’s May-signify the joy and laughter this month!
- May you have a May-gical adventure!
- Don’t be afraid to take a May-zy leap!
- May you have a May-rry good time!
May One-Liners for Kids
Kids love it when the jokes are short and simple. This is because those are easier to understand and remember.
Kids like to be popular among their friends. They become super happy when they have many friends, and their friends see them as their leaders.
So, when they learn something new at home, they always tell it to their friends at school.
The same goes for jokes.
When you tell your kid one-liners, they try to memorize them and then tell their friends. To be precise, they like to flaunt their ability to make people laugh.
There are plenty of one-liners about the month of May. But not all one-liners are suitable for kids.
Here I have listed some of the best kid-friendly one-liners about May.
For example, “We should enjoy Mayonnaise while we still can because, from the next month onwards, it’s gonna be June-onnaise.”
Do you think your kid will like it?
Scroll down for more!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Dinner is on me!”
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew!
What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on ahead, I’ll hang around!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn?
A puddle!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Knock Knock May Jokes for Kids
Knock-knock jokes are liked by not only kids but also adults – all thanks to their conversational tone.
I’m a huge fan of knock-knock jokes, no matter the topic.
It starts with a simple “knock-knock,” and after a couple of rounds of questions, when the final round is revealed, everyone burst into laughter.
Kids like this specific kind of joke not only because of its conversational tone but also because it is easy for them to remember.
Also, if your kid has their creative juices flowing, they can create their very own knock-knock jokes.
Sounds fun, right?
How about the following?
“Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
You’re not going to tell me to go away and come again another day?”
Below are some of the best knock-knock jokes about May!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May.
May who?
May I come in? It’s raining outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flower.
Flower who?
May flowers bring joy and cheer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
May I have some honey, please?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tulip.
Tulip who?
Two lips! Let’s give each other a May kiss!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, May is always fine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butterfly.
Butterfly who?
Butterfly away, May is here to stay!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree cheers for May’s beautiful leaves!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sunshine.
Sunshine who?
Sunshine and May make the perfect day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden is blooming, May you come and see?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robins are singing, May you join the chorus?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raincoat.
Raincoat who?
Raincoat and May showers, don’t forget your umbrella!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grass.
Grass who?
Grass is greener in May, let’s go play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ladybug.
Ladybug who?
Ladybugs bring luck in May, make a wish today!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Picnic.
Picnic who?
Picnic in May, with sandwiches and play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buzz.
Buzz who?
Buzzing bees in May, they’re here to stay!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beehive.
Beehive who?
Beehive a great May, filled with sweet honey!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caterpillar.
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar turns into a butterfly in May!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grasshopper.
Grasshopper who?
Grasshopper jumps high in May, let’s have fun today!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sprout.
Sprout who?
Sprout up in May, just like flowers in the sun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blossom.
Blossom who?
Blossom in May, petals bright and gay!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rainbow.
Rainbow who?
Rainbow in May, after the rain goes away!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bike.
Bike who?
Bike rides in May, hooray!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cricket.
Cricket who?
Cricket chirps in May, a symphony at play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maypole.
Maypole who?
Maypole dance, round and round we prance!
Funny May Jokes for Kids
I’m a parent to a toddler. And if you ask me, “What is the best sound that you can hear on repeat throughout the day?”
My answer would be, “The sound of my little one’s laugh, any day.”
If you are a parent too, you will know why I said this, and the chances are that you will also give a similar answer to this question.
We, parents, are very emotional when it comes to our kids. And to hear them laugh is something we are always ready for.
That is where jokes come into the picture. They can make our kids laugh. The funnier the jokes, the louder the laugh of the kids.
That is the reason I have dedicated this section to super hilarious May jokes for kids.
So, are you ready to see and hear your kid laugh?
Read on.
Why did the bicycle fall over in May?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a sheep with no legs in May?
A cloud!
Why did the tomato turn red in May?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in May?
Frostbite!
What did one spring say to the other in May?
I’m so excited, I wet my plants!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants in May?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
What’s a frog’s favorite outdoor activity in May?
Croquet!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity in May?
Because they are shellfish!
What do you call a bear with no teeth in May?
A gummy bear!
Why did the math book look sad in May?
Because it had too many problems!
What’s a tree’s favorite month in May?
Sep-timber!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other in May?
They don’t have the guts!
What’s a duck’s favorite snack in May?
Quackers!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in May?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did one ocean say to the other in May?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the banana go to the doctor in May?
It wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind in May?
A maybe!
Why did the computer go to the doctor in May?
It had a virus!
What do you call a pig that knows karate in May?
Pork chop!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert in May?
Pi!
Why did the football team go to the bakery in May?
To get their daily rolls!
What did one wall say to the other in May?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in May?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call fake spaghetti in May?
An impasta!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes in May?
They might crack up!
How do you catch a squirrel in May?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What did one hat say to the other hat in May?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
Conclusion
Kids and laughter are almost synonymous. Why almost?
Well, it’s because apart from laughing, there are other things they do, such as throwing tantrums, that can actually put your patience to the test!
But here, we have discussed the bright things, such as jokes. Yes, this collection of May jokes for kids is one of the best you can have your hands on.
So, did you like the jokes? Did they make your kids giggle?
Tell me in the comments!