Are you a parent? Which is your kid’s favorite season?
Well, if you ask me, my toddler loves spring the most. When the cold winter months are gone, and she can finally go out and play in the sun, she enjoys it.
And I think most kids, including yours, favor spring.
The sun, the summery breeze, the flowers, the rain, the storm – there are so many things this season has to offer.
My little one and I have a special place for rain in our hearts. We love getting wet in the rain, no matter the time.
And the best of spring can be seen in the month of March. This is when there is still a cool breeze with the sun up on your head. It feels great.
Kids love this month, especially because of what it offers. And that they can finally bring out their bats, balls, and hats and run to the nearest playground.
Also, there are many other ways you can make things exciting for your little one during this time. One such way is telling them jokes about this month.
Kids love to laugh, no matter their age. And it is easy to make them laugh, too – all thanks to their innocence.
Now, if you are worried that you don’t have a good collection of jokes, I’m here to share the hilarious March jokes for kids.
All you have to do is read them to your kids and enjoy their laughter!
The Best March Jokes for Kids
If you have kids, you know how infectious the sound of a kid’s laugh is, right?
And if you want to make them laugh, how about telling them some of the best March jokes for kids?
Also, telling your kids jokes is a great way to keep them occupied. You will know that they are sitting right in front of you, and you don’t have to worry about their whereabouts.
I’m telling you this because this is my biggest worry at the moment!
Coming back to jokes, I have made a few sections to make it easier for you to find what you are looking for.
So, what are you waiting for?
Dive right in!
Funny March Jokes for Kids
Do you know what kids love the most?
Your time.
Yes. Children are the happiest when you sit, talk, or play with them. So, why not make them happy by telling jokes about March?
Trust me! They will have one of the best times of their lives with full enjoyment.
In this section, there are some funny March jokes.
Do you know, “Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!”
Or, “Does February like March?
No, but April May”
Don’t you find these hilarious?
The following are more such jokes. Read on.
Why did the lion eat the March calendar?
Because he wanted a Marching meal!
What do you call a snowman in March?
A puddle!
Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder in March?
To climb the March hare!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite instrument to play in March?
The shamrock and roll!
What do you call a dog that marches?
A barking band!
Why did the basketball team bring umbrellas to the March game?
There was a lot of dribbling!
Why did the baker wear green in March?
Because everyone’s Irish when it comes to doughnuts!
How do you catch a squirrel in March?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music in March?
Sham-rock and roll!
How do you fix a broken March madness bracket?
With March duct tape!
What do you call a lizard that sings in March?
A rap-tile!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course in March?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire in March?
Frostbite!
What do you call a bear with no teeth in March?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a pig that does karate in March?
Pork chop!
Why did the bicycle fall over in March?
Because it was two-tired!
What did the March calendar say to the spring calendar?
“Are you Marching ahead?”
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite card game in March?
Go Fish-erman’s gold!
Why did the tomato turn red in March?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a cat that loves to march in March?
A purrr-cussionist!
Why was the computer cold in March?
It left its Windows open!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a leprechaun in March?
A lucky bark!
What’s the best day for monkeying around in March?
Chimps-giving!
Why did the kite refuse to fly in March?
It had a fear of drafts!
What did the lightning bolt say to the roof in March?
“You’re on top of things!”
Why don’t oysters give to charity in March?
Because they are shellfish!
What did the frog say to the fly in March?
“I hope you’re not Marching to your doom!”
Knock Knock March Jokes for Kids
Knock-knock jokes are loved not only by kids but also adults. These are silly, funny, and easy to understand.
Do you know why most kids love this specific kind of joke?
Well, it’s because these are extremely conversational.
If you want to make the jokes-telling session more interesting, you can make them think about the final answer to create suspense. And the one who gives the right answer first gets candy.
This will keep them interested in the session throughout.
You can start with jokes such as,
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rover!
Rover who?
Rover the rainbow!”
And then, when the kids get the hang of it, you can go for,
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter, bring an umbrella, it’s raining!”
Aren’t these jokes super silly?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clover.
Clover who?
Clover the rainbow, I found a pot of gold!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spring.
Spring who?
Spring is here, let’s go fly a kite!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leprechaun.
Leprechaun who?
Leprechaun the loose! It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
March.
March who?
March winds bring April showers!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucky.
Lucky who?
Lucky me, I found a four-leaf clover!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Basketball.
Basketball who?
Basketball season is in full swing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, let’s go outside and play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shamrock.
Shamrock who?
Shamrock and roll! It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion down for a March catnap!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marching.
Marching who?
Marching into spring with a big smile!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wind.
Wind who?
Wind your clock forward, it’s daylight saving time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Basketball.
Basketball who?
Basketball you doing for March Madness?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leprechaun.
Leprechaun who?
Leprechaun hat and join the St. Patrick’s Day parade!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pot.
Pot who?
Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spring.
Spring who?
Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had a pot of gold!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucky.
Lucky who?
Lucky you, it’s time for a St. Patrick’s Day treasure hunt!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clover.
Clover who?
Clover the rainbow and find your luck!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
March.
March who?
March on over and let’s have some fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, let’s go jump in puddles!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leprechaun.
Leprechaun who?
Leprechaun my way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Basketball.
Basketball who?
Basketball you ready for some March Madness?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion down and take a break, it’s March!
March Jokes for Kids About the Season
A list of March jokes is incomplete without some jokes about the spring season, right?
After all, spring is such an awesome season!
There are so many things that the season of spring brings. And there are so many things that you can choose as the subject of your joke.
For example, the bugs, the pool, spring cleaning, and more.
No, you don’t have to scratch your head thinking about what jokes to share with your kids. I have done the hard work for you.
In this section, I have listed some of the funniest spring season jokes.
“Did you hear the news about Mama bed bug?
She is going to have a child in the spring!”
How’s this?
For more such funny jokes, read on.
Why did the lion wear a raincoat in March?
Because April showers bring May flowers!
What do you call a March lamb that loves to dance?
A woolly bopper!
Why did the teddy bear bring an umbrella to the March party?
Because he heard it was going to be a “bear-y” wet day!
Why do bees stay home in March?
They don’t want to catch a “chill-bee”!
What’s the best time to go for a walk in March?
Springtime!
Why did the broom get a promotion in March?
It swept away all the winter blues!
What do you get if you cross a leprechaun with a snowman in March?
Frosty the Lucky Charm!
Why did the basketball team go to the bakery in March?
To get some “March-mallows” for their hot chocolate!
What kind of bird can write in March?
A pen-guin!
Why do elephants never forget their raincoats in March?
They have “elephant-ic” memory!
What did one March flower say to the other?
“Hey bud, how’s it growing?”
What do you call a sheep with a spring in its step in March?
A bouncy baa-lamb!
Why was the math book sad in March?
It had too many problems to solve!
How do you fix a cracked egg in March?
Use “Egg-stra strength” glue!
What is a lion’s favorite springtime sport in March?
Mar-chery!
Why did the computer go outside in March?
It needed a byte of fresh air!
How does a frog feel in March?
Un-frog-gettable!
What is a frog’s favorite dessert in March?
Lily pad pudding!
Why did the tree go to the dentist in March?
To get a root canal!
What do you call a rainy day in March with frogs everywhere?
A ribbiting time!
How do you know when March is feeling sad?
It gets a little teardrop in its calendar!
What did the daisy say to the bee in March?
“Pollen for you!”
What do you call a bunny that tells jokes in March?
A funny bunny!
What did the lion say to the March lamb?
“You’re just a little ‘shear’ delight!”
Why did the lion bring a ladder in March?
To climb up and see the March hare!
How do trees talk to each other in March?
They use their “celly-branches”!
What do you call a bird that can fix anything in March?
A tweet mechanic!
Why did the baby chick cross the road in March?
To say hello to the spring chickens on the other side!
Short March Jokes for Kids
Whenever kids learn something new, they always flaunt it to their friends. And the same goes for jokes.
When you share a joke with them, they try to memorize it, so they can go to school and tell their peers.
This means the shorter the jokes, the easier it becomes to memorize.
Here I have come up with some of the silliest, funniest, and weirdest March jokes that will leave your kids in splits!
“Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.”
How about this one?
Scroll down for more!
Why did the calendar go to the gym in March?
It wanted to get fit for spring!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Shamrock and roll!
What do you call a snowman with a March Madness bracket?
A chilly predictor!
What’s the luckiest kind of fish?
A four-leaf clover fish!
Why do birds fly south in March?
It’s too far to walk!
What did the March lion say to the March lamb?
“Nice weather we’re having!”
How did the basketball player celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
He shot some hoops of gold!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in March?
Because her students were so bright!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite sport?
Four-leaf cloverleaf!
Why did the lion wear a shamrock on St. Patrick’s Day?
It wanted to be a “clover” cat!
What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with a snowman?
Frosty the lucky charm!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants in March?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a dancing leprechaun?
A jiggly little fellow!
Why was the math book happy in March?
It had too many solutions!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate syrup?
A sham-mallow!
How did the March hare win the race?
He took a “hopportunity”!
What’s green and sings in March?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did the basketball team go to Ireland in March?
To find their luck of the Irish!
What do you call a leprechaun who plays tricks on people in March?
A “shenanigreen”!
Why did the calendar go on a diet in March?
It wanted to lose some dates!
Why did the Irish potato go to the gym in March?
It wanted to be a mashed-potato!
How do you make a March flower grow?
You “spring” into action!
What kind of music do leprechauns listen to in March?
Sham-rock and roll!
What do you call a snowman with a March birthday?
A winter wonder-landmark!
Why did the broom take a trip in March?
It needed a “spring break”!
How do you make March fly by?
Put it in a time machine with April!
What did one raindrop say to the other in March?
“Water you doing this month?”
Conclusion
The month of March welcomes the beautiful season of spring. And spring season is loved by kids and adults.
March not only brings amazingly pleasant weather but also a lot of subjects for hilarious jokes.
The list of March jokes for kids I have shared here is one of the best that you can get your hands on.
So, tell me, which of these jokes made your kids laugh the most? Did they have a great time laughing?
Comment below!