“Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day.”
It’s the rhyme my toddler starts singing whenever it’s raining! It’s one of her favorite nursery rhymes, after all. Nevertheless, she loves rain so much that she never misses a chance to get drenched.
And not just my little one; almost all kids love rain. They love to get wet. Just the way kids like rain, they like jokes too. And won’t they? Who doesn’t like to get entertained, after all?
When it’s raining, and your kid can’t go out to play with their friends, you can tell them some humorous rain jokes and see how their face brightens.
Also, if it’s raining at night and you are putting your kid to sleep, you can share rain jokes instead of reading story books to them. They will love it and will go to sleep with a smile on their face.
So, here are some of the Best Rain Jokes for your Kids.
The Best Rain Jokes for Kids
Rain jokes on a rainy day sound super awesome.
Do you want to make the joke-sharing session with your kid on a rainy day more fun and enjoyable?
Well, you can make their favorite snacks and fruit drinks and make a cozy sitting arrangement beside the window. While you crack rain jokes, they will have those snacks and drinks and go crazy laughing out loud.
Sound fun?
Now, what about the jokes? Don’t you have any good collection of rain jokes for your little one?
Fret not.
Here I have come up with the best collection of rain jokes for kids. They are super awesome and can let your kid have their best rainy day ever.
I have made a few sections with different kinds of rain jokes. So, if you are looking for anything specific, you can jump straight to it.
Read on.
Rain Puns for Kids
You may think that puns are only for adults, as not everyone may not understand them. But that may not always be the case.
Puns that are created for kids can be easily understandable by them. Some kids enjoy puns more than classic rain jokes.
If your kid falls under this category, you can start your jokes session by sharing hilarious rain puns.
I know these puns will be shared with kids, so I have paid special attention to this list.
These are kid-friendly and easy to understand. Your kid will have a gala time cracking it. Trust me.
So, what are you waiting for?
Start with the following rain puns for kids!
Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella?
Because it wanted to stay dry-humored!
What did one raindrop say to the other?
“Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
How do raindrops flirt?
They make some “liquid” conversation!
Why did the rain go to art school?
It wanted to learn how to make perfect “watercolors”!
Why did the rain go to school?
To get a little “shower” of knowledge!
What do you call a rainy day when the sun comes out?
A “wet”-ther miracle!
How do you catch a squirrel in the rain?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the raindrop become a detective?
It loved solving “water” mysteries!
What do you call a rainstorm full of singing birds?
A “downpour-choir”!
Why do the raindrop bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach new “heights”!
What do you call a raindrop that’s falling in love?
A “showers” of affection!
How do raindrops greet each other?
With a “hi, drippy!”
What do you call a wet dinosaur?
A “soak-her”!
How do raindrops communicate?
They “rain-dial” each other!
Why did the raindrop go to the library?
It wanted to find some “dew” books to read!
What do you call a raindrop that likes to exercise?
A “drop” the mic!
How do you invite rain to a party?
You “cloud” the date!
What did one raindrop say to the other during a race?
“Water” you waiting for?
Why did the raindrop bring a camera?
It wanted to capture the perfect “waterfall” moment!
How do you know if a raindrop is happy?
It “fall”-s in love with everything!
What do you call a raindrop’s clothing?
“Precipitation” wear!
Why did the raindrop visit the bank?
It wanted to make a “liquid” deposit!
What do raindrops eat for breakfast?
“Hail-o” cereal!
How do you cheer up a sad raindrop?
You give it a “sun”-ny smile!
Why did the raindrop get in trouble at school?
It couldn’t “concentrate” during class!
What do you call a raindrop that plays the piano?
A “wet”-er Bach!
How do raindrops clean themselves?
They take “shower” curtains!
Why did the raindrop join the circus?
It wanted to be a “high dive” performer!
What do you call a raindrop that tells jokes?
A “witty” drop!
Rainy Weather Jokes for Kids
There are so many things about the rain that people look forward to and enjoy.
The smell of the first rain after a hot day, the cloud, the thunderstorm, the croaking of frogs, the sound of raindrops falling on the leaves, and the list goes on and on.
And you can find jokes about all these things. That is what this section is for.
Here I have tried to give a humorous side to everything associated with a rainy day.
For example, “What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One rains down, the other is reined up.”
Isn’t it hilarious?
For more such funny jokes about the rainy weather, read on.
What did the umbrella say to the rain?
“You can’t touch me, I’ve got you covered!”
Why did the scarecrow bring an umbrella?
He heard it was going to be a “downpour” performance!
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear!
What did the rain say to the ground?
“If you fall for me, I’ll catch you!”
Why did the bicycle stay indoors during the rainstorm?
It didn’t want to get wet-tired!
How does the rain tie its shoes?
With a rainbow!
What did the cloud say to the lightning?
“You’re shocking!”
What do you get if you cross a raindrop with a shark?
A wet bite!
Why did the weather go to therapy?
It had stormy relationships!
How do you spot a happy rain cloud?
It has a silver lining!
What did one raindrop say to the other?
“I’m falling for you!”
Why did the raindrop bring a ladder?
To climb up and reach the clouds!
What type of dog loves rain the most?
A “damp-shire” terrier!
How do you organize a rainstorm?
You give it a “downpour” of instructions!
What did the raindrop say to the roof?
“Somebody’s got to be on top!”
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bakery?
She wanted to reach the “strudel” clouds!
What falls but never gets hurt?
Rain!
Why don’t vampires like rain?
It washes the blood off their fangs!
What do you call a wet dinosaur?
A stegosplash!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the library?
They heard the storytime was on the “high shelves”!
What’s a raindrop’s favorite game?
Damp-Scrabble!
Why did the raindrop go to art school?
It wanted to learn how to make perfect “watercolors”!
What’s the rain’s favorite type of music?
Rain ‘n’ roll!
Why did the man put his money in the blender during the rainstorm?
He wanted to make liquid assets!
How do you know it’s raining cats and dogs?
You step in a poodle!
What do you call a rainstorm full of cats and dogs?
A real “fur-storm”!
Why do worms love rainy days?
Free showers!
What do you call a bear with no teeth standing in the rain?
A “gummy bear”!
Knock Knock Rain Jokes for Kids
No matter your age, you are never too old for knock-knock jokes! Both adults and kids love this kind of joke – thanks to its interesting tone.
It starts with “knock knock” and then continues with a series of questions and answers while the speaker answers and the audience questions. And with the final line comes the final revelation where you burst into laughter.
Kids love this sequence of questions and answers; you may already know how they love asking questions no matter the topic!
Now, knock-knock jokes can be of many types. Some can be dirty, some silly, and some plain hilarious.
I know you are looking for rain jokes for kids, so I have included only kid-friendly jokes.
For example, “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter, get an umbrella. It looks like it’s going to rain!”
Don’t you find this funny?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rain.
Rain who?
Rain or shine, let’s have fun indoors!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drizzle.
Drizzle who?
Drizzle, drizzle, let’s dance in the rain!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloudy with a chance of laughter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puddle.
Puddle who?
Puddle jump with joy—it’s raining outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder you going to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raindrop.
Raindrop who?
Raindrop, raindrop, don’t stop the fun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Umbrella.
Umbrella who?
Umbrella-lieve it or not, it’s raining cats and dogs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lightning.
Lightning who?
Lightning up the sky, let’s count the flashes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raincoat.
Raincoat who?
Raincoat is essential for a wet adventure!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wind.
Wind who?
Wind-blown hair, don’t care—it’s raining!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rainstorm.
Rainstorm who?
Rainstorm, rainstorm, bring the rainbow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sprinkle.
Sprinkle who?
Sprinkle some joy in the rainy day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hail.
Hail who?
Hail, hail, go away—we want sunny days!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wiper.
Wiper who?
Wiper, wiper, clean the raindrops away!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raindrop.
Raindrop who?
Raindrop by, and let’s stay dry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Storm.
Storm who?
Stormy weather calls for indoor treasure!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flood.
Flood who?
Flood of giggles in this rainy weather!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mist.
Mist who?
Misty morning, let’s start exploring!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rainy.
Rainy who?
Rainy days are perfect for board games!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pitter.
Pitter who?
Pitter-patter, raindrops make soothing sounds!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soaked.
Soaked who?
Soaked with fun in the rainy puddles!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloudy day, let’s bake and play!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raindrop.
Raindrop who?
Raindrop, raindrop, keep the flowers growing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raincoat.
Raincoat who?
Raincoat keeps us dry while we splash!
Classic Rainy Day Jokes for Kids
No matter how modern the jokes become, the classic jokes will never cease to make us laugh. Don’t you think so too?
The charm and simplicity of classic jokes will always brighten our day, no matter how cloudy the sky is.
And that is what this section is for.
Here I have come up with some of the best classic jokes about the rain that will make your kid go ROFL. And you can cherish the rainy days of your childhood days too.
Let me give you an example.
“What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained?
Sorry, Mum, I couldn’t hold it any longer.”
Isn’t it cute and funny at the same time?
How do raindrops greet each other?
They say, “Water you up to?”
Why did the math book look sad on a rainy day?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the bicycle fall over in the rain?
Because it was two-tired!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little “boogie” in it!
What’s gray, wet, and jumps between buildings?
A rain frog!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop at a party?
“Let’s make it rain!”
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the library on a rainy day?
Because they wanted to read the “high” shelves!
What did one raindrop say to the other after a storm?
“The weather is really “pouring” it on today!”
Why do seals never get wet in the rain?
Because they’re always “shore” to have their fur coats on!
How do you catch a squirrel on a rainy day?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms when it’s raining?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the tomato turn red on a rainy day?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
How do you talk to a giant raindrop?
Use big words!
What did the cloud wear under its coat?
Thunderwear!
Why did the teacher bring an umbrella to class?
To keep things in order, rain or shine!
What do you call a wet dog?
A soggy puppy!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
Why did the man put his money in the blender on a rainy day?
He wanted to make liquid assets!
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do you call a rainy day in the jungle?
A “pouring” rainforest!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on a rainy day?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did one raindrop say to the other when they fell in love?
“I’ve fallen for you, head over heels!”
What do you call a rainy day in the desert?
A “mirage-a-trois”!
Conclusion
Rainy days are fun, especially for kids.
I used to make paper boats and leave them to sail in rainwater.
Also, I remember getting wet in the rain while coming home from school despite having an umbrella and not opening it and then getting scolded by my mom.
And those rainy evenings were meant for jokes, riddles, indoor treasure hunts, and more.
If you want to make your kid’s childhood memorable, you can also share the rain jokes for kids I have listed here.
Tell me, which ones do you think your kid will enjoy the most? Was it fun?
Do comment below!