If you’re looking forward to summer, there’s likely another event you’re anticipating! Yes, that favorite tasty, frosty treat that complements a hot day so well – ice-cream!
Before the season arrives, though, let’s crack some worthy ice-cream jokes! Let’s see if these funny, occasionally dad-joke worthy, and downright punny jokes float your ice-cream boat!
Cracking Summer Ice-Cream Jokes
Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?
They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream!
What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?
We’re mint to be together!
Why do ice-creams always get invited to all the best parties?
They’re so cool!
What type of ice-cream is a spider’s favorite?
Eyes scream!
Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?
He was minted!
Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?
Sundae school!
Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?
He was a soft serve!
What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?
Clouds, sprinkles, and pours!
Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?
He spent too much time in the freezer!
Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?
He was a little frosty!
Who’s the most famous ice-cream football team?
Icelona FC!
Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?
He is so sweet!
Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?
Brown cows!
What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?
A sardine ice-cream!
Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?
Matcha green tea!
How do ice-creams get to work?
The ice-cream van!
Why was the ice-cream nauseous?
He was churning!
What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?
A milk-shake!
Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?
He was rum and raisin’ hell!
Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?
He was nutty!
Which ice-cream flavor is always on the move?
Man-go!
Why do ice-creams make great writers?
They’ve always got the inside scoop!
What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?
He melted!
Why was the ice-cream so successful?
He thought anything was popsicle!
What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?
Cone-gratulations!
Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?
You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally!
What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?
You’re legendairy!
Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?
Birthday cake!
What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?
Teacher’s flavorites!
What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?
Life is but a cream!
Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?
He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
How many flavors of ice-cream are there?
As many as you can cream of!
Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?
It is his flavorite!
Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?
She was always waffling!
Why was the ice-cream so nosy?
She wanted to know the whole scoop!
Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?
A cone and a sphere!
Why did the ice-cream bend down?
To tie his shoe-lace – it had cone undone!
Why did the kid cross the road?
There was an ice-cream van on the other side!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I scream!
I scream, who?
I scream for ice-cream!
Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?
Some flavors are just mint to be together!
Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?
Rocky road!
Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?
He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!
How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?
By selling out!
Why was the ice-cream always sad?
He was blue-berry flavored!
What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?
Eggs!
What type of ice-cream is the worst?
One that falls on the floor!
Which dance do ice-creams prefer?
The Creamarena!
Why was the popsicle rude?
He was stuck up!
Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?
He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!
Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?
They were a little cheesy!
Ice Cream One-liners Jokes
- What did the ice cream say to the birthday cake? “You take the cake!”
- Why did the ice cream truck driver quit? He just couldn’t keep his cool.
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite game? I-scream tag!
- Why was the strawberry ice cream so upset? Because it saw the banana split!
- Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because it had too many soft serves!
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite horror movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- How do you make an ice cream cone laugh? Tell it a funny joke!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an ice cream cone? A sundae-saurus.
- How do you fix a broken ice cream cone? With sprinkles, of course!
- Why did the ice cream melt at the party? Because it saw the cake!
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite dance? The sprinkles shuffle.
- Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had too many splits in its personality.
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocket chocolate chip.
- Why don’t ice creams ever play hide and seek? Because they always get licked!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it (with ice cream, of course).
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite fruit? Sherbet-ry.
- Why did the ice cream refuse to jump in the cone? It was afraid of a rocky landing.
- What did the ice cream say to the syrup? “You make life sweeter!”
- How does an ice cream stay cool during summer? It uses its “cone-ditioning”!
- What do you call an ice cream cone’s evil twin? A waffle cone.
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite subject in school? History, because it’s full of delicious moments!
- Why did the ice cream go to the gym? To get a little more scoop on its cones.
- What’s an ice cream’s favorite superhero? Captain Cones!
- How do you make an ice cream cone yawn? Tell it a vanilla joke.
- What do you get when you drop an ice cream cone on the beach? Sandy, delicious toes!
Short Ice Cream Jokes
What do you call an ice cream cone that tells jokes?
A laugh-a-cone!
How does an ice cream stay cool?
It uses gelato-tion
What do you call a cow who loves ice cream?
A moo-ltivore
What do you call an ice cream cone’s dream job?
Scoopervisor
What do you call an ice cream cone that tells scary stories?
A scream-cone
What’s a ninja’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Black raspberry stealth
What did the ice cream say to the dessert plate?
“I’m on a roll”
What’s an ice cream’s favorite type of music?
Soft-serve
How does an astronaut eat ice cream?
In floats
What do you call an ice cream cone on a hot day?
A melt-ter
What’s a snowman’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Icy-cicles and cream
Why did the ice cream bring a ladder to the party?
Because it wanted to get a scoop of the action
Why did the ice cream apply for a job?
It wanted to make some dough
What’s an ice cream’s favorite movie?
Rocky Road
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy dessert?
“Chill out!”
Why do ice cream cones make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes melt away
What’s a polar bear’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Brrr-berry
What do you call an ice cream truck in a traffic jam?
A jam-cone
Why was the ice cream upset?
It couldn’t find its spoonmate
What’s an ice cream’s favorite dance?
The conega line
How do you organize an ice cream party?
You plan-scoop ahead
What did the ice cream say when it was in trouble?
“I’m in a real sticky situation”
What did one ice cream say to the other ice cream?
“You’re sweet!”
Conclusion
Few things bring a smile to kids’ and adults’ faces and as much joy to summertime as ice-cream does. Hopefully, these funny (sometimes punny) ice-cream jokes were just as sweet!
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