If you’re looking forward to summer, there’s likely another event you’re anticipating! Yes, that favorite tasty, frosty treat that complements a hot day so well – ice-cream!
Cracking Summer Ice-Cream Jokes
Why are pigs the worst to share ice-cream with?
They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream!
What did the choc-mint ice-cream say to the chocolate sauce?
We’re mint to be together!
Why do ice-creams always get invited to all the best parties?
They’re so cool!
What type of ice-cream is a spider’s favorite?
Why were the other flavors of ice-creams jealous of the mint ice-cream?
He was minted!
Where do little ice-creams go to learn at the weekend?
Why did the ice-cream cone lose the tennis match?
He was a soft serve!
What kind of weather is common in the land of ice-creams?
Clouds, sprinkles, and pours!
Why did the ice-cream cone get sick?
He spent too much time in the freezer!
Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?
He was a little frosty!
Who’s the most famous ice-cream football team?
Why does the ice-cream always get out of trouble?
He is so sweet!
Where does chocolate ice-cream come from?
What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?
A sardine ice-cream!
Who’s the most relaxed ice-cream flavor of them all?
Matcha green tea!
How do ice-creams get to work?
The ice-cream van!
Why was the ice-cream nauseous?
He was churning!
What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?
Why was the ice-cream kicked out of the party?
He was rum and raisin’ hell!
Why did no one take pistachio ice-cream seriously?
He was nutty!
Which ice-cream flavor is always on the move?
Why do ice-creams make great writers?
They’ve always got the inside scoop!
What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?
Why was the ice-cream so successful?
He thought anything was popsicle!
What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?
Why do people like ice-cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?
You can’t help but love ice-cream un-cone-ditionally!
What did the ice-cream cone say to the ice-cream scoop?
Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?
What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice-cream cones?
What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?
Life is but a cream!
Why did Mr. Ice-Cream scold his students?
He couldn’t cone-done their unruly behavior!
How many flavors of ice-cream are there?
As many as you can cream of!
Why does the little boy always buy vanilla ice-cream?
It is his flavorite!
Why was the ice-cream cone misunderstood?
She was always waffling!
Why was the ice-cream so nosy?
She wanted to know the whole scoop!
Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?
A cone and a sphere!
Why did the ice-cream bend down?
To tie his shoe-lace – it had cone undone!
Why did the kid cross the road?
There was an ice-cream van on the other side!
I scream, who?
I scream for ice-cream!
Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well?
Some flavors are just mint to be together!
Which is the most difficult flavor of ice-cream to eat?
Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?
He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!
How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?
By selling out!
Why was the ice-cream always sad?
He was blue-berry flavored!
What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?
What type of ice-cream is the worst?
One that falls on the floor!
Which dance do ice-creams prefer?
Why was the popsicle rude?
He was stuck up!
Why do ice-creams make the worst hosts?
He was always giving everyone the cold shoulder!
Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?
They were a little cheesy!
Few things bring a smile to kids’ and adults’ faces and as much joy to summertime as ice-cream does. Hopefully, these funny (sometimes punny) ice-cream jokes were just as sweet!