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90+ Sweet Ice Cream Jokes for the Upcoming Summer

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If you’re looking forward to summer, and need some cool ideas to add to your summer activities, let’s scoop some worthy ice cream jokes! Surely these funny, occasionally dad-joke worthy, and downright punny jokes will float your ice cream boat!

Funny Summer Ice Cream Jokes

funny summer ice cream jokes

Why are pigs the worst to share ice cream with?

They’re always hoggin’ daaz ice-cream!

What did the chocolate mint ice cream say to the chocolate sauce?

We’re mint to be together!

Why do ice creams always get invited to all the best parties?

They’re so cool!

What is a opthamologist’s favorite kind of dessert?

Eyes scream!

Where do little ice creams go to learn on the weekend?

Sundae school!

What’s an ice cream’s favorite TV show?

Game of cones.

Why did the ice cream cone lose the tennis match?

It had a soft serve!

What kind of weather is common in the land of ice creams?

Clouds, sprinkles, and pours!

What is Pikachu’s favorite ice cream?

Shock-a-lot!

Why did the ice cream cone get sick?

It spent too much time in the freezer!

Why did no one want to be friends with the popsicle?

It was a little frosty!

Who’s the most famous ice cream football team?

Icelona FC!

How does the ice cream always get out of trouble?

By being so sweet!

Where does chocolate ice cream come from?

Brown cows!

What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?

A sardine ice cream!

Who’s the most relaxed ice cream flavor of them all?

Matcha green tea!

How do ice creams get to work?

The ice cream truck!

Why was the ice cream nauseous?

It was churning!

What do you get when you cross an ice cream, a dog, and a cow?

A milk-shake!

Why was the ice cream kicked out of the party?

It was rum and raisin’ hell!

Why did no one take pistachio ice cream seriously?

It was nutty!

What did the news reporter say to the ice cream?

“What’s the scoop?”

Why do ice creams make great writers?

They’ve always got the inside scoop!

What happened to the popsicle when he saw his crush?

He melted!

Why was the ice cream so successful?

It thought anything was popsicle!

What do you say to an ice cream who just got promoted?

Cone-gratulations!

Why do people like ice cream whether it’s in a carton, a cone, or a cup?

You can’t help but love ice cream un-cone-ditionally!

What did the ice cream cone say to the ice cream scoop?

You’re legen-dairy!

Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?

Birthday cake!

What’s an ice cream’s favorite day of the week?

Sundae!

What do you get when you cross teacher’s pets with ice cream cones?

Teacher’s flavorites!

What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?

Life is but a cream!

Why did the Ice Cream teacher say to it’s students?

“I don’t cone-done this behavior!”

How many flavors of ice cream are there?

As many as you can cream of!

Why does the vanilla ice cream always get picked?

It is everyone’s flavorite!

Why was the ice cream so nosy?

It wanted to know the whole scoop!

Which shapes are an ice cream’s favorite?

A cone and a sphere!

What did the ice cream say in the sun?

“I’m melting!”

What did the ice cream say after winning their basketball game?

Scoop, there is it!

Why did the kid cross the road?

There was an ice cream van on the other side!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

I scream!

I scream, who?

I scream for ice cream!

Why do chocolate and mint ice cream go so well?

Some flavors are just mint to be together!

Which is the most difficult flavor of ice cream to eat?

Rocky road!

What’s an ice cream’s favorite dance?

The milkshake.

Why was the choc-dipped cone so popular with the ladies?

He was rich, mysterious, and a hard one to crack!

How do ice cream flavors get promoted?

By selling out!

Why was the ice cream always sad?

It was blue-berry flavored!

What do chickens and ice cream have in common?

Eggs!

What type of ice cream is the worst?

One that falls on the floor!

Why was the popsicle rude?

It was stuck up!

Why do ice creams make the worst hosts?

They always giving everyone the cold shoulder!

Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?

They were a little cheesy!

Ice Cream One-liners Jokes

  • What did the ice cream say to the birthday cake? “You take the cake!”
  • Why did the ice cream quit? It just couldn’t stay cool.
  • Why did the ice cream get fired? They couldn’t stay cool under the pressure.
  • What’s an ice cream’s favorite game? Freeze tag!
  • Why was the strawberry ice cream so upset? Because it saw the banana split!
  • Why did the ice cream stop eating? It was stuffed.
  • What’s an ice cream’s favorite horror movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • How do you make an ice cream cone laugh? Tell it a funny joke!
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an ice cream cone? A sundae-saurus.
  • How do you fix a broken ice cream cone? With sprinkles, of course!
  • Why did the ice cream melt at the party? Because it saw the cake!
  • What’s an ice cream’s favorite dance? The sprinkles shuffle.
  • Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had too many splits in its personality.
  • What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown!
  • What’s an astronaut’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocket chocolate chip.
  • Why don’t ice creams ever play hide and seek? Because they always get licked!
  • What did the lawyer say to the ice cream? You got served!
  • What’s an ice cream’s favorite fruit? Sherbet-ry.
  • Why did the ice cream refuse to jump in the cone? It was afraid of a rocky landing.
  • What did the ice cream say to the syrup? “You make life sweeter!”
  • How does an ice cream stay cool during summer? It uses its “cone-ditioning”!
  • What do you call an ice cream cone’s evil twin? A waffle cone.
  • What’s an ice cream’s favorite subject in school? History, because it’s full of delicious moments!
  • Why did the ice cream go to the gym? To get a little more scoop on its cones.
  • What’s an ice cream’s favorite superhero? Captain Cones!
  • How do you make an ice cream cone yawn? Tell it a vanilla joke.
  • What’s an ice cream’s motto? To chill.

Short Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call an ice cream cone that tells jokes?

A laugh-a-cone!

How does an ice cream stay cool?

It uses gelato-tion

What do you call a cow who loves ice cream?

A moo-ltivore

What do you call an ice cream cone’s dream job?

Scoopervisor

What do you call an ice cream cone that tells scary stories?

A scream-cone

What’s a ninja’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Black raspberry stealth

What did the ice cream say to the dessert plate?

“I’m on a roll”

What’s an ice cream’s favorite type of music?

Soft-serve

How does an astronaut eat ice cream?

In floats

What do you call an ice cream cone on a hot day?

A melt-ter

What’s a snowman’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Icy-cicles and cream

Why did the ice cream bring a ladder to the party?

Because it wanted to get a scoop of the action

Why was the ice cream truck so slow?

They were a sundae driver!

Why did the ice cream apply for a job?

It wanted to make some dough

Why did the ice cream truck have a flat tire?

There was a Rocky Road

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy dessert?

“Chill out!”

Why do ice cream cones make terrible comedians?

Because their jokes melt away

What’s a polar bear’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Brrr-berry

What do you call an ice cream truck in a traffic jam?

A jam-cone

Why was the ice cream upset?

It couldn’t find its spoonmate

What’s an ice cream’s favorite dance?

The conega line

How do you organize an ice cream party?

You plan-scoop ahead

What did the ice cream say when it was in trouble?

“I’m in a real sticky situation”

What did one ice cream say to the other ice cream?

“You’re sweet!”

Conclusion

Few things bring a smile to kids’ and adults’ faces and as much joy to summertime as ice cream does. Hopefully, these funny (sometimes punny) ice cream jokes were just as sweet!

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