Okay, so you’ve totally got your eyes on this awesome person, and you like them. You hope that they become as drawn to you as you are to them, and of course, you want them to like you too.
Whenever we have a crush on someone or we begin to like a person immensely, there’s a lot we do to impress them. We dress up in colors they like, cook them their favorite meals, ask them questions about their lives just to show them that we truly care, and so on.
Among the many things to try out to impress your crush, jokes can be an easy and effective way to win a crush over.
You know that laughter is the best medicine, and it certainly can be a great aphrodisiac as well. So you want to be sweet and likable to them, but also funny and hilarious. You want to be brimming with irresistible wit and charm them off their feet. And you may be wondering just how you can do that.
We’ve all been there. We all know how it feels to want to make a sparkling impression on a crush. And we’ve got your back!
A stellar way to make a great impression is by cracking some witty and appealing jokes. Flirty knock knock jokes are a genius way to break the ice and catch his attention. Not just catch his attention, in fact, but keep his attention on you!
You’ll totally make a mark on his mind and maybe even on his heart with these super cute and super charming word play. Get your flirt on with the knock knock jokes!
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
These 166 flirty knock knock jokes to impress your crush will definitely break the ice, begin conversations, and even heat things up between the two of you!
Flirtatious Knock-Knock Jokes
It is time to get your flirt on with your crush with these knock knock jokes that are sure to get them smiling — and vibing with you!
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I still can’t stop thinking about you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
(Point thumbs at your chest) Disguise your boyfriend!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’ll ask me out?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your phone number!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
‘Saint Valentine’s Day without you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana takes you out this weekend.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you and me not out on a date?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese awful cute, ain’t she?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me! Obviously!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, not some other guy.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you know how much I love you?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spelling bee.
Spelling bee who?
Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd, you like guys who tell knock-knock jokes.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you real soon.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo, anything for you, babe!”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce, be happy together for the rest of our lives.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Collin.
Collin who?
I love Collin, you mine.”
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yore.
Yore who?
Yore, my soulmate.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!”
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Knock Knock Jokes That Make For Perfect Pick Up Lines
Check out these knock knock jokes that will let you successfully pull off hilariously charming pick up lines to your crush without a hitch!
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later tonight?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s *kiss*.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Ax who?
May I ax you on a date?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve got my ion you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce, let’s go out tonight.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’ll be your Boo.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette, you steal my heart.”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie having fun?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?”
“Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia, you been away, I missed you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie, terrible if you don’t let me in!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out enough here to go ice skating!”
Tantalizing Knock Knock Jokes
If you’re looking to get that electricity flowing between you and your crush, these knock knock jokes will definitely do the trick – and then some!
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
QT.
QT who?
You’re such a QT.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I’ll give you a pizza, my heart!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I toad-ally love you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream about how cute you are!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you know how cute you are?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
32!
32 who?
Talk 32 me!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karen.
Karen who?
I’ll be Karen for you, always.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thyme.
Thyme who?
I have the best thyme of my life with you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I’ll love you for butter or worse.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran straight into your heart.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy this lasting forever.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
I’m Soup-er excited to be yours!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita guy like you?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be yours forever.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
I’ll always taco ’bout my love for you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil love you forever.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Board.
Board who?
Are you board of me yet?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word, and I’ll come in!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream, who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!”
‘Coquettishly’ Charming Knock Knock Jokes
Charm your way into his radar and maybe even his heart with these incredibly adorable knock knock jokes.
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
I’ll never leaf you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mickey who?
Mickey isn’t working, could I have yours?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, obviously.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’ll be Colin you mine forever.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing that I have is your darling.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore is between us, can you open up?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache!
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
De Niro.
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra Mirra on the wall.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive you and I always have!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mayer.
Mayer who?
Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Johann.
Johann who?
Johann a beautiful smile!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A loan.
A loan who?
I can’t wait to get you a loan.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon me, When your not strong!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maine.
Maine who?
You Maine everything to me!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
I herd you were home. Can I come in, please”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo, you think you are?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca, the suitcase, you load up the car!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!”
Knock Knock Jokes That Are Conversation Starters
Striking up a convo with the object of your affection isn’t as hard as it seems — these knock knock jokes are bound to open the door to some pretty interesting exchanges!
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
You’re eggstraordinary, my dear!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle little loving right now. How about you?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady!
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brittany Spears!
Brittany Spears who?
Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
Amish you too!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
stin!
Justin who?
Justin time because I am single!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice relationship go to the next level?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love!
I love who?
Me, if you give me a chance!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya kiss me, please?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch!
Etch who?
Bless you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your raisin!
Your raisin who?
You’re raising my hopes for getting lucky tonight.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
I love you berry much.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sugar
Sugar who?
Sugar, you’re Sweet!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mr. Flintstone!
Mr. Flintstone who?
Mr. Flintstone, ’cause I could make your bedrock!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
I’m not lion about how much I love you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth!
Tooth who?
Tooth or Dare?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joker.
Joker who?
If I’m a Joker, you’re my Harley Quinn.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos is a better way to get to you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon is a little boring. Let’s go out.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes, you left them outside.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wazz
Wazz who?
What’s up?”
More Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
We’ve got a minefield of sizzling knock knock jokes that will get him cackling — and get things crackling between you two!
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anime!
Anime who?
Are you from Japan?
Cause you got anime-zing body.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lenna.
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me want you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love you!
I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa aunt, sh!
Iowa aunt, sh who?
Really? I want you too!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark, who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips.”
“Knock, knock.
Whos there?
You’re..
You’re who?
You’re beautiful.”
“Knock, knock!.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hobbits!
Hobbits who?
Hobbits going out for a drink later?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee nice and open the door.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s knocking on the door?
Annie!
Annie? Who?
Annie-thing for you darling!”
“Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy ice.
Candy ice, who?
Candy-ice be the beginning of something beautiful?”
“Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kerry.
Kerry who?
Kerry, me home. I’m too drunk to walk.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne, the tub, I’m downing.
Even More Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
A little friendly teasing and joking can totally draw him to you like a moth to a flame, and these knock knock jokes will surely reel him in.
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t now you were an owl!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’ they hatin'”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cows don’t who, they moo!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want 2 CDs.
Do you want 2 CDs who?
Do you want to see deez _________!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brittany Spears!
Brittany Spears who?
Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you have here.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you playing hard to get?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doya.
Doya who?
Doya wanna be my boyfriend?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Screw.
Screw who?
Screw me! Isn’t it obvious?”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Algo.
Algo who?
Algo all the way with you!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch what you’re doing and let me in!”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.”
“Knock Knock
Who’s there?
lzzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy, your boyfriend, because I thought this was a date.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart.”
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When, where, and who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.”
Conclusion
Who thought that something like knock-knock jokes could be used to make a lasting impression on a crush, right? Well, it’s the truth indeed. After all, when something is used right, anything can be used to flirt with a potential partner.
Get your flirt on and get on his radar with these flirty knock knock jokes! You’ll impress the apple of your eye for sure, and you will make a lasting impression!