I love fall! The crisp weather, the pumpkins, and so much more. But what I love the most is all the hysterical fall jokes that you can’t help but laugh at! Add these to our collection of jokes like our Zombie jokes and our Halloween Jokes to laugh all season long!
The Best Fall Jokes
Get ready to fall into laughter with the best fall jokes! From pumpkin spice to colorful leaves, these rib-tickling quips and one-liners capture the spirit of autumn.
Whether you’re sipping cider or cozying up by the fire, these jokes will leave you in stitches all season long.
Q: What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
A: The stuffing was knocked out of him
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling a little green.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it… and that’s handy when you have a fall cold!
Q: What’s the favorite exercise of a tree in the fall?
A: Tree-soning.
Q: What do you call a tree that looks good in the fall?
A: Gorge-ous!
Q: Why did the football team go to the bank in the fall?
A: To get their quarterback!
Q: What did the leaf say to the other leaf?
A: I’m falling for you
Q: If money grew on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
A: Fall
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash
Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree?
A: It sits on a leaf and waits till fall.
Q: What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf
Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
A: It can look round
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries
Q: What happens when winter arrives?
A: Autumn leaves
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
A: A Har-vest!
Q: What do you give a pumpkin who wants to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch
Q: What do you call a guy who really likes fall?
A: A Fall Dude!
Q: What’s the best thing to put in your pumpkin pie?
A: Your Teeth!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
Q: How do trees get on the Internet?
A: They just log on
Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable in the fall?
A: Squash
Q: Who reads in an apple?
A: A bookworm
Q: What did the oak tree say when fall came?
A: Leaf me alone.
Q: What monster is red, round, and comes out in the fall?
A: Frankenapple
Q: How did the scarecrow win the Nobel Peace Prize?
A: Because he was outstanding in the field.
Q: Who helps the pumpkins cross the road?
A: The crossing gourd.
Q: Why are trees carefree and easy-going?
A: Because every fall, they let loose.
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
A: Paid Leaf
Q: What’s the cutest season?
A: Awwwtum
Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because autumn is fall
Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A: Autumn-mobiles
Q: Why do trees hate going to school in the fall?
A: Because they’re easily stumped
Q: Why do trees not like to go back to school in the fall?
A: They are tired of being stumped!
Q: What do you call a guy that really likes autumn?
A: A fall guy
Q: What did October say to August?
A: Wake Me When September ends!
Q: Why do owls like summer more than fall?
A: It’s too wet to who!
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber
Q: Why are trees so forgiving?
A: Because every fall, they let it go!
Q: What is the best book to read in autumn?
A: Gourd of the Rings
Q: What is the best way for an ant to get out of a tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait for fall.
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest last night?
A: No, Body!
Q: What did the tree say to fall in their fight?
A: I can’t do this anymore; I’m leafing.
Q: What coat goes on wet?
A: A coat of paint.
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: A half of a worm!
Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: it’s peelings were hurt!
Q: Who lives in the hundred-acre woods?
A: Winne the BOO!
Q: What is black, white, and orange?
A: A penguin holding a pumpkin!
Q: Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
A: Because he is a sucker!
Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
A: Roll around!
Q: What happens when winter arrives?
A: Fall leaves!
Q: What do leaves say when spring comes?
A: What a re-leaf!
Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery?
A: The pie piper
Q: What time of year do most people get hurt?
A: In the fall.
Q: What is the slowest way to get out of a tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait for fall to arrive.
Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving?
A: Every year, they “let it go.”
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping in the fall?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Q: Why do trees always try new things?
A: Because every fall, they turn over a new leaf.
Q: What did summer say to spring?
A: Help! I’m going to fall!
Q: If there are three apples and you took away two, how many apples do you have?
A: Two because you took the two apples.
Q: I’m tall when I am young, I’m short when I am old, and every Halloween, I stand up inside a Jack-o-lantern. What am I?
A: A candle
Q: Why are Superman costumes so tight?
A: Because they are all small.
Fall Knock Knock Jokes
Knock-knock jokes are a fun way to make kids laugh. Once you tell them these fall knock-knock jokes, they will go on to tell all their friends!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iva
Iva who?
Iva gotta bunch of leaves that need raking!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m raking leaves!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Apple
Apple who?
Apple-y ever after, let’s enjoy the cider!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nutmeg
Nutmeg who?
Nutmeg and enjoy the crisp air of autumn!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Corn
Corn who?
Corn you believe it’s already fall?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chestnut
Chestnut who?
Chestnut the right season for cozy sweaters!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange, you glad fall is here?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
What are you going to be for Halloween this year?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive looking at all the leaves on the ground.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Halloween
Halloween who?
Halloween candies are spooky delicious!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Autumn
Autumn who?
Autumn leaves are falling, and so are my bad jokes!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harvest
Harvest who?
Harvest time is here, let’s give thanks!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Acorn
Acorn who?
A-corn-y joke for a nutty fall day!
Fall Puns
Along with fun fall jokes, you have to have some Fall puns to go along with them! The kids will love these!
- Be-leaf in yourself!
- Leaf me Alone
- Orange, you happy fall is here!
- Never Leaf Me
- The weather is unbe-leaf-able
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, an d I sure hope you do too!
- Hold onto your nuts; fall is here!
- I am going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you
- With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season of them all
- Gourd of the Rings
- My favorite fall outfit is har-vest!
- Spice spice baby
- Do you have anything to fall back on?
- Life is gourd
- Hello, gourd-geous
- Trick or treat yo’ self
- I’m so corn-fused
- I’m turning over a new leaf this autumn
- FALLing in love with you
- I’m a pun-king
- Piece out!
- Pumpkin Spice and Chill.
- Hey pumpkin, your looking boo-tiful
- Pride comes before the fall
- May the forest be with you
- I like you a latte
- I only have pies for you
- Hello Gourdgeous
- My gourd, autumn is so fall of herself!
- From the b-autumn of my heart
- It’s time for fall because summer has hit the rakes!
- SquashGoals
- Gourd big or Gourd home
- I’m falling for you, just like the autumn leaves
- Fall is un-be-leaf-ably beautiful
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
- I’m ‘fall’-ing in love with this season
- I’m ‘fall’-ing into a pile of cozy blankets and hot cocoa