Are you fascinated by the stars, the moon, the Sun, and the Space? Does the life of an astronaut interest you? How about some hilarious jokes about space?
Well, the space is huge. Many things come under its wings. And everything about it fascinates me.
I love gazing at the stars, staring at the moon, or wondering how the life of an astronaut is. And I believe aliens are real since the release of the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial!
Yes, I was extremely excited about the entire Area 51 thing in 2019 and used to look at the night sky in the hope of spotting at least one UFO!
If you are someone like me, then this article is for you. I have made a collection of the most hilarious jokes about all things space here.
If you arrange a get-together with your friends or a birthday party for your little one, you can keep a jokes session where you can share these space-themed jokes with your near and dear ones.
So, are you ready to get into a roller coaster of laughter?
Keep scrolling!
The Best Jokes About Space
No matter how bad your mood is, a little dose of laughter can lighten your mood in minutes. And for that, all you need are some funny jokes.
As our theme for today is space, I have come up with a hilarious list of the best space jokes you can get your hands on.
They are sassy, naughty, quirky, funny and can guarantee you a great time.
One-Liners and Short Jokes About Space
One-liners are the shortest and the wittiest lines you can think of. Of course, they are not for everyone, as not everyone gets them.
But if you choose the right audience, you are sure to have a gala time sharing one-liners. You can trust me on this.
Also, the following one-liners and short jokes can work as great pick-up lines. Try them and see for yourself!
How do aliens throw a party?
They “planet” in advance!
How does a spaceman cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you call a group of musical planets?
A space orchestra.
How do you organize a space party?
You meteor in advance.
Why don’t astronauts use social media?
Because there’s no atmosphere.
What do you call a moon that leaves the group?
A waning moon.
Why did the sun go to therapy?
It had too many flare-ups.
What do you call a spaceship that sings?
An astro-note.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard?
The “space” bar.
What kind of songs do planets sing?
Neptunes.
What do you call a dog from Mars?
An alien.
How do you organize a space race?
You meteor and set the course.
Why don’t astronauts use smartphones?
Because they need space for their thoughts.
Why did the sun apply to be a DJ?
It wanted to shine on the dance floor.
Why was the astronaut always calm?
Because he had space for meditation.
Why did the alien bring a ladder to Earth?
To visit the milky way.
Jokes About Space for Kids
Are the themes of your kid’s birthday parties always space? Do they always want stargazing telescopes as their birthday gifts? Do they love decorating their rooms with green alien things?
Then, mommy, you have a little astronaut in your home!
And to cheer them up or make their day a bit brighter, one of the best things you can do is share some funny space jokes with them.
What do you get when you cross an alien and a vampire?
An “invader” of personal space!
Why did the alien apply for a job on Earth?
It wanted to be a “martian”!
What do you call a group of musical aliens?
An extraterrestrial orchestra!
Why did the astronaut break up with their computer?
It had too many space issues!
Why did the astronaut break up with his computer?
It had too many spacebars.
What do you call an alien that tells jokes?
A comedi-an.
Why don’t astronauts use social media?
Because there’s no space for selfies in space!
What do you call a Martian who steals?
An alien-invasion.
What do you call a space pirate?
An astro-not.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite snack?
Mars-hmallows.
Why did the planet go to therapy?
It had too many issues.
How do aliens pay for things?
With flying saucers.
What do you call an alien with musical talent?
An extraterrestrial.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
Mars bars.
Why did the asteroid go to school?
To get a little meteor.
Why don’t astronauts get lost in space?
Because they always planet.
What did one astronaut say to the other?
“You’re out of this world!”
What’s an astronaut’s favorite snack?
“Astro-nuts”!
Jokes About Space for Adults
Human beings, especially adults, are always intrigued by unknown and mysterious things like space.
With the advancement in science and technology, we know a lot of things about space. But still, there is a lot to discover.
If you are a space child in your heart and want to enjoy some space-themed jokes, this section is for you.
Why did the moon go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon.
What do you call an alien’s dog?
An extraterrestrial.
How does the sun stay cool?
It uses solar-flare conditioner.
What do you call a spaceship that tells jokes?
A comet-ian.
What do you call a galaxy that’s a great singer?
A star-tist.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy?
Space Rock-ets.
What do you call a planet that loves to chat?
A Neptalk.
How do you communicate with a Martian?
You Martian-iculate.
What kind of car does an astronaut drive?
A “Saturn”!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite place in New York?
The “space” needle.
How do you organize a space BBQ?
You planet on the grill.
What do you call a planet that tells jokes?
A punet.
What do you call a spaceship that loves classical music?
A Bach-craft.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite game?
Moonopoly.
Why did the astronaut always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw his weapon.
What do you call an alien’s favorite sport?
Martian arts.
Knock-Knock Jokes About Space
The classic knock-knock jokes never get too old. I find them the most humorous and silly out there.
One of the best things about these jokes is that they are perfect for kids and adults alike. So, are you ready to experience the combination of knock-knock jokes and the ever-so-fascinating space? Read the following!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luna.
Luna who?
Luna-tic for more space jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Houston.
Houston who?
Houston, we have a problem these jokes are too funny!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saturn.
Saturn who?
Saturn the TV, it’s time for space comedy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mars.
Mars who?
Mars be where all the space humor is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jupiter.
Jupiter who?
Jupiter into space jokes, don’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comet.
Comet who?
Comet closer, and I’ll tell you another space joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orion.
Orion who?
Orion your side, there are more space jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Astro.
Astro who?
Astro-not, I’m just here for the jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nebula.
Nebula who?
Nebula the jokes are as good as these!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Astronomer.
Astronomer who?
Astronomer-able collection of space humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hubble.
Hubble who?
Hubble in for more spacey laughs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Milky Way.
Milky Way who?
Milky Way for you to hear more space jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pluto.
Pluto who?
Pluto-n’t leave, more jokes are coming!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar who?
Solar-must for space humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Astral.
Astral who?
Astral-nomical amount of jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Star.
Star who?
Star-t laughing, more space jokes ahead!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apollo.
Apollo who?
Apollo-gize for the puns, but here’s another!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gravity.
Gravity who?
Gravity-t on, these jokes are lifting your spirits!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spacecraft.
Spacecraft who?
Spacecraft some space jokes, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aliens.
Aliens who?
Aliens are real fans of space humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cosmic.
Cosmic who?
Cosmic for more spacey laughs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Universe.
Universe who?
Universe is full of space jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meteor.
Meteor who?
Meteor to tell you another space pun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Astronaut.
Astronaut who?
Astronaut time for more space humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Galaxy.
Galaxy who?
Galaxy-nough of these space jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nebulae.
Nebulae who?
Nebulae-ever forget these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rocket.
Rocket who?
Rocket up to more space humor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Solar system.
Solar system who?
Solar system, more space jokes coming your way!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Starship.
Starship who?
Starship-tly into another space pun!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cosmonaut.
Cosmonaut who?
Cosmonaut for more spacey laughter!
Dirty Jokes About Space
Yes, dirty jokes have also made their way up to the space, and I’m delighted to share them with you!
After all, a little dirtiness never hurts, especially when it’s about the mysterious space, and you are old enough to be a little naughty.
What did the moon say to the sun during an eclipse?
“You’re so full of yourself!”
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space!
What does an astronaut use to keep his pants up?
An asteroid belt.
How does the sun get around in space?
It uses “solar” power!
What do you call an alien spaceship that takes people’s cows?
An “extraterrestrial cattle-abduction”!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
Why did the scarecrow become an astronaut?
Because he had the right “stuff”!
What do you call a space superhero?
An astro-naughty!
What do you call a Martian with an attitude?
A “mars-hole”!
How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space?
Because he wanted to go to the next level!
What do you call a cow in space?
An “udder”-space explorer!
What do you call an alien who loves to garden?
A “flower”gian!
Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?
Because it was too distant!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite snack?
Launch crackers!
What do you call a space detective?
An astro-not!
What do you call a dog astronaut?
A space rover!
Why did the math book look sad in space?
Because it had too many problems!
Dad Jokes About Space
I clearly remember my childhood days when my dad told us jokes occasionally, and my mom rolled her eyes while we burst into laughter.
Those days were a gem that will never come back. But if you wish to relive those dad joke days of your childhood, you can certainly get your hands on the following silly dad jokes.
One thing I like about dad jokes is that no matter how boring they sound, they never fail to make you laugh. And that’s what matters the most, isn’t it?
How does the sun stay cool?
It uses “solar” fans!
What’s the sun’s favorite music?
“Solar” pop!
What did the sun say to the moon?
“You’re my shining star!”
What’s a moon’s favorite sport?
Lunar-tennis!
What’s a moon’s favorite gum?
Orbit!
Why did the star go to school?
To get a little brighter!
How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the astronaut break up with his computer?
It had too many space bars!
How does an astronaut stay cool in space?
He uses rocket science!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
The food was great, but it had no atmosphere.
What do you call a Martian with a telescope?
An extraterrestrial investigator.
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
Mars bars!
What’s a star’s favorite type of music?
Rock-et and roll!
What kind of phone do astronauts use?
A space phone!
How do you organize a space party?
You “sun”bmit your invitation!
Space Jokes About Stars
Did I tell you that I trekked all the way up to a mountain just to photograph the stars and the Milky Way?
Yes, such is my obsession with the stars. If you like stars too, I’m sure a few funny jokes about them will only brighten up your day, if not anything else.
Read the following!
How do stars clean their windows?
They use comet cleaner.
Why did the star bring a ladder to the party?
Because it wanted to be a star-studded event!
What did one star say to the other?
“I’m over the moon for you!”
How do astronomers organize a space party?
They planet!
Why did the star go to the doctor?
It had too many twinkle problems!
What’s a star’s favorite snack?
Star chips!
Why do stars never get in trouble?
Because they always follow the law of gravity!
How do stars stay cool in space?
They use rocket fans.
What’s a star’s favorite game?
Starcraft!
Why did the star apply for a job?
It wanted to make some “star-ter” money!
What’s a star’s favorite place to hang out?
The Milky Way!
Why did the star bring sunglasses to the party?
Because it was going to be a “star-bright” night!
What’s a star’s favorite bedtime story?
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star!
How do stars send letters?
By “meteor” mail!
What did the star use to fix its spaceship?
A comet wrench!
What do you call a star that tells jokes?
A “laughing star”!
Why did the star get an award?
Because it had outstanding “star-tistic” talent!
What’s a star’s favorite movie?
Star Wars!
Space Jokes About Aliens
Some say aliens are real, while others say they don’t exist. I fall in the former category. I really think there is so much more to this vast space. And the many alien-themed movies have only added fire to my fuel of belief!
So, I have dedicated this section to like-minded people – who think aliens can be a reality – with some space jokes about aliens.
Why did the alien bring a pencil to the spaceship?
Because it wanted to draw the curtains!
What kind of music do aliens listen to?
Neptunes!
What do you call an alien who loves to take baths?
A “clean-on”!
How do aliens greet each other?
They say, “Take me to your leader!”
Why did the alien bring a ladder to space?
Because it heard the drinks were on the “rocks”!
Why don’t aliens eat fast food on Earth?
Because it’s a “unidentified frying object”!
What did the alien teacher say to the misbehaving student?
“You need to be more ‘space-tacular’!”
How do aliens keep their pants up?
With an “asteroid” belt!
What’s an alien’s favorite game at the arcade?
Space Invaders!
What’s an alien’s favorite song?
“Fly Me to the Moon”!
Why did the alien bring a suitcase to Earth?
Because it was planning an “extraterrestrial” vacation!
What do you call an alien who loves to garden?
A “crop circle” enthusiast!
How do aliens communicate?
They use “extraterrestrials”!
Why did the alien visit the bakery on Earth?
It wanted to try some “out-of-this-world” pastries!
What do you call an alien that tells jokes?
An “extraterrestrial” comedian!
How do aliens like their eggs cooked?
“Unidentified and fried”!
Why did the alien go to school?
To improve its “astro-knowledge”!
What’s an alien’s favorite subject in school?
“Earth-anatomy”!
How do you know if an alien has been in your refrigerator?
There’s “space food” missing!
What’s an alien’s favorite holiday?
“Halloween” – it’s when they feel most at home!
Space Jokes About Moon
I find the moon to be supremely beautiful and mysterious. I can spend an entire night just by looking at it.
I’m highly influenced by all the fairy tales involving the moon I have heard since childhood. Its beauty fascinates me a lot.
In this section, I have added the funniest jokes you can think of about the moon to make your day.
Enjoy!
What do you call a moon who can sing?
A lunar-tic!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because it wanted to see the “moooon”light!
How does the moon stay cool in the summer?
It uses the “moon-roof”!
Why did the moon apply for a job?
Because it wanted to “work” its way up!
How do you make a moon float?
You take it to a milkshake meteor!
Why did the moon bring a ladder to the party?
Because it wanted to be “star-studded”!
What’s a moon’s favorite movie?
“Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Moon”!
Why did the moon break up with the earth?
Because it needed space!
How does the moon cut vegetables?
With an “astronife”!
What do you call a moon that becomes a detective?
A “new-moon” investigator!
Why was the math book sad on the moon?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a moon that’s half asleep?
Crescent-wrenched!
What’s a moon’s favorite day of the week?
Moonday!
How does the moon send messages?
By “space-mail”!
What’s a moon’s favorite dessert?
Moon pies!
How does the moon stay warm in the winter?
It wears “moon” boots!
How does the moon apologize?
It says, “I’m sorry, I was just going through a phase!”
Why did the moon get in trouble at school?
Because it was “waning” in class!
What’s a moon’s favorite dance move?
The “crescent” shuffle!
Space Jokes About Astronauts
The life of an astronaut is difficult, but that doesn’t make the jokes about them any less humorous. And there are plenty of them.
If you want your baby astronaut to have a good laughter session, I suggest sharing the following nerve-cracking jokes with them. They will be left rolling on the floor. Trust me.
How do astronauts throw a party?
They “planet” ahead!
What did the astronaut use to fix their spaceship?
Martian-aid!
How do astronauts stay in touch with each other?
They use space-book!
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space?
Because they wanted to go to the Milky Way!
How do astronauts get their mail?
By “rocket” mail delivery!
What do you call an astronaut’s favorite chocolate?
Mars bars!
Why did the astronaut become a gardener?
They wanted to grow “rocket” salad!
How do astronauts apologize?
They say, “I need space.”
What did one astronaut say to the other at the space party?
“You’re out of this world!”
How does an astronaut relax?
They take a rocket bath!
What did the astronaut use to clean their space suit?
“Comet”!
What do you call an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?
A “launch”wich!
Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space?
To sweep away the stardust!
What did the astronaut say when they made a mistake?
“Houston, we have a problem!”
How do astronauts always tell the truth?
They can’t stand “space” fiction!
How do astronauts make coffee in space?
They use “universe-al” coffee pods!
What do astronauts use to clean their teeth?
“Astro-paste”!
How do astronauts throw a frisbee in space?
They “planet” perfectly!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite game?
“Astronomy”!
Why did the astronaut bring a pencil to space?
In case they needed to draw a constellation!
How do astronauts stay cool?
They use “space” fans!
What kind of music do astronauts listen to?
Neptunes!
Space Jokes About Sun
It’s a get relief when the Sun shines after a rainy day or summer after the cold winter months.
But “did you know why the Sun never got into college? Well, it’s because it already has quite a million degrees!”
Did it bring a smile to your face?
For more such funny jokes about the Sun, keep scrolling!
Why did the sun bring sunglasses to the solar eclipse?
To protect its bright eyes!
How does the sun pay for things?
With “sun”cents!
Why did the sun apply for a job?
It wanted to have a “stellar” career!
What did one sunflower say to the other?
“Hi, bud!”
How do you make a sun laugh?
You tell it a “light-hearted” joke!
What do you call a sun that tells jokes?
A “solar” comedian!
How do you greet the sun in the morning?
“Rise and shine!”
What’s the sun’s favorite day of the week?
Sunday, of course!
How do you become friends with the sun?
You “heat” things up!
What did one sunbeam say to the other?
“You light up my world!”
Why did the sun apply for a loan?
It wanted to have some “solar” power!
What do you call it when the sun goes on vacation?
A “solar” getaway!
Why did the sun get a ticket?
It was caught “speeding” through space!
What do you call a sun detective?
A “solar” investigator!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, even the sun!
How do you make a sun turn red?
Embarrass it by telling a “sunny” joke!
How do you send a letter to the sun?
You use “sun”mail!
Why did the sun bring a ladder to space?
To get to the “star”bucks!
What did one sun say to the other during a heatwave?
“Stay cool!”
Conclusion
Laughter truly knows no bounds, not even the vast expanse of the cosmos. Whether it’s jesting about aliens, poking fun at planets, or chuckling over constellations, space-inspired jokes and one-liners remind us of the lighter side of exploration and the universality of humor.
So, the next time you gaze up at the stars, remember that space isn’t just about black holes and big bangs; it’s also full of big laughs. Keep looking up and keep laughing!
I hope you liked my list of space jokes.Did they entertain you and offer you a great laugh? Which of them cracked you the most?
Tell me in the comments!