Did you know that there is about 60% water in our body? How many glasses of water do you drink in a day?
Doctors recommend drinking at least eight glasses of water a day.
You know, water is everywhere. Life wouldn’t have been possible on our little planet without water. The first thing that scientists look for when searching for life on planets outside our own they look for the possible presence of water on them.
We all love water, kids and adults alike, especially in the summer season.
Imagine relaxing on a beach, sipping coconut water, and looking at the far-stretched sea or ocean before you. Aren’t you craving a sea vacation already?
I LOVE the Maldives. I have always been a mountain person myself. But things are different when it comes to the Maldives.
I’m always ready to visit this gorgeous South Asian country. After all, this is where I went for my honeymoon with my husband. And it will always have a special place in my heart.
And my toddler loves water too. She can splash water in a tub for hours!
Now, did you know water has a funny side to it?
Yes, and that is where this post comes into the picture. Here I have come up with some hilarious water jokes that will surely crack you, your family, and your friends up.
Are you ready to laugh your heart out?
Read on.
The Best Water Jokes of All Times
Water is fun, and so are the jokes about water. When it comes to its sources, there are many. The list goes on and on, from sea and oceans to rivers and lakes.
Water is something we can’t live without, right? And we can all relate to it, no matter our age.
There are jokes about waterfalls, rain, tap water, etc. And I know you are going to enjoy them a lot.
I have made some sections here so you can jump straight to it if you want a specific kind of water joke.
The best thing about these jokes is that you can share them you anyone you want. From your family and friends to your kids and colleagues, everyone will enjoy them.
Let’s start with the list, shall we?
Water Jokes For Kids
If we talk about our family, the members that love water, the most are the kids. Agree?
I can say this as I have a toddler at home. Whenever she notices that I’m not watching her, she runs straight to the tub, opens the shower, and splashes water.
Also, she loves cooking with the tiny utensils I bought for her using water. And not to mention how I’m forced to drink tea made by her in her tiny cups, if you know what I mean!
I’m sure you can relate if you have a toddler at home.
Now, just as kids love water, jokes about water are loved by them too.
They can relate a lot as it is one of their favorite topics.
In this section, I have compiled a list of some of the most hilarious water jokes for kids. Yes, these jokes are kid-friendly; you can share them with them to make their day!
What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A puddle.
What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the watermelon go to the beach?
To get a good tan.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What do you call a dog who loves the ocean?
A surf retriever.
Why did the sailor start to worry?
He thought his ship was sinking, but it was just a pier pressure.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sole-dier.
Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a fish that wears glasses?
A see-fish.
What do you call a boat that refuses to sink?
A buoyfriend.
Why did the lobster refuse to share?
He was shellfish.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the pelican refuse to pay for its meal?
Because it already had a bill.
Why did the jellyfish throw a party?
Because it wanted to see some tentacles.
Why don’t sharks live on land?
Because they can’t walk.
Why don’t fish like basketball?
Because they are afraid of the net.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for the wave.
What do you call a fish that plays the guitar?
A bass guitarist.
What do you call a fish that’s always late?
A tardy-fish.
Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.
Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was always below sea level.
What do you call a fish that can play a trumpet?
A jazz fish.
Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
To become a starfish.
What did one fish say to the other when it got lost?
“Where in the fin are we?”
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why did the fish go to school?
To get a better education.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you get when you cross a fish and a bird?
A flying fish.
Why did the water go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little under the weather.
What do you call a fish that’s afraid of the dark?
A fish-light.
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish that can sing?
A tuna fish.
Why did the fish break up with its girlfriend?
She kept telling it to clam down.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
It was caught passing a sea-cret note.
Water Jokes For Adults
There is a difference between jokes meant for kids and adults.
You can share kid-friendly jokes with adults, but you can’t share adult jokes with kids. Most adult jokes have a naughty and dirty to them.
We laugh at those jokes when we get their inner meanings.
This section is all about water jokes for adults. Whether at a party with your favorite people or a dinner with your partner, you can share these jokes to make them laugh.
And did I tell you how these jokes can work great as icebreakers too?
Yes. These jokes can be handy if you want to talk to someone at a party but don’t know what to say to start a conversation. In that case, a flirty water joke can go a long way and take the conversation to a new level.
Scroll down for the jokes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including water.
What do you call a person who can’t live without water?
A dehydrated alcoholic.
Why did the hydroponic farmer break up with his girlfriend?
She wasn’t his type.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
How do you catch a squirrel by the water?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Why did the watermelon break up with the honeydew?
It was just too juicy.
What do you call a snowman on a hot day?
A puddle.
Why did the water fall in love with the tree?
Because it was a sap.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call a fish that wears a bow tie?
Sofishticated.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the avocado break up with the guacamole?
It just wasn’t ripe for a relationship.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Why did the tomato turn green?
Because it was jealous of the cucumber.
What did the grape say when it got squished?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi to be with.
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
To become a smarty candy.
Why was the calendar popular?
Because it had a lot of dates.
What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?
Decalfinated.
Why was the baseball stadium the coolest place to be?
Because it had lots of fans.
Why did the banana go to the doctor again?
Because it still wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Why did the vegetable go to the beach?
To get a tan-gerine.
What do you call a cow that’s been in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why did the grape go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little crushed.
What do you call a tree that fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Knock Knock Water Jokes
“MAX: Knock, knock.
SNAX: Who’s there?
MAX: Water.
SNAX: Water, who?
MAX: Water, what were you doing in there? Open the door, please!”
Isn’t it silly and funny at the same time?
If you ask me, “What is my favorite kind of joke?” my answer would be “knock-knock jokes.”
There is something amusing about this kind of joke that never fails to make me smile.
These jokes make your audience interact with you. As they get involved in the entire joke-telling process, they can relate to it and enjoy the most.
Also, these jokes are mostly kid-friendly, so you can share them with your kids. When your kids take part in the joke-telling process and ask you, “Who’s there?” it will be a different level of fun, I can tell you.
In this section, I have listed some of the silliest yet funniest knock-knock jokes you can share with your entire family.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let’s go!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
H2O.
H2O who?
H2O you doing?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice water.
Ice water who?
Ice water you doing today?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aqua.
Aqua who?
Aqua you doing tonight?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dew.
Dew who?
Dew you know how to swim?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drip.
Drip who?
Drip, drip, drip, goes the faucet.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lake.
Lake who?
Lake me to the water park!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Flood.
Flood who?
Flood are you, that you’re wet from head to toe?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Current.
Current who?
Current-ly drowning in laughter!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
River.
River who?
River you go, I go with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Splash.
Splash who?
Splash! You got me wet!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tidal.
Tidal who?
Tidal wave of laughter coming your way!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Saltwater.
Saltwater who?
Saltwater crocodile is looking for you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waterfall.
Waterfall who?
Waterfalling for you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Puddle.
Puddle who?
Puddle be a great day for swimming!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drown.
Drown who?
Drown to the beach and have some fun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boil.
Boil who?
Boil some water and make some tea!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fountain.
Fountain who?
Fountain of youth is just a myth!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marine.
Marine who?
Marine mammals are so cute!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mist.
Mist who?
Mist-eriously cool water is a must-have!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pond.
Pond who?
Pond-er this: where’s the best place to swim?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Quench.
Quench who?
Quench your thirst with some cool water!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reef.
Reef who?
Reef sharks are scary, but fascinating!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stream.
Stream who?
Stream with me, let’s go explore!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Surf.
Surf who?
Surfing is a great way to catch some waves!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thirsty.
Thirsty who?
Thirsty for adventure? Let’s go kayaking!
Water Puns
Puns always get me thinking – all thanks to their intellectual nature. And I enjoy them a lot.
Of course, you need to be selective regarding your audience when sharing puns. It’s because only some understand puns as they are supposed to be.
And if your audience understands the humor behind the joke, they can enjoy the joke session.
And that is something you don’t want, right? After all, the main intention behind sharing puns is to make people unwind and enjoy.
The puns I have added here are simple and don’t need much brainpower to understand them. Also, you can share them with kids too.
- I’m feeling a bit waterlogged today.
- Water you waiting for?
- Don’t be koi with me.
- Sea what I did there?
- I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m a little tide up.
- I’m shore you’ll love this pun.
- Water way to start the day.
- You’re making a big splash!
- I’m not shore if I understand.
- Water you doing later?
- Water you up to?
- I’m feeling a little misty.
- This conversation is getting deep.
- Don’t be afraid to dive in.
- I think I’m in deep water here.
- Water-nice day, isn’t it?
- You’re o-fish-ally hilarious.
- Let’s make a splash together.
- Water you doing for the weekend?
- What’s your favorite kind of water? Mine is mineral.
- I’m feeling a little fishy today.
- I’m in deep water now.
- You’re a great catch!
- This conversation is getting a little murky.
- Let’s just go with the flow.
- Water you up to later?
- I’m feeling a little washed up today.
- I’m not shore I understand.
- Let’s make a wave.
- I’m hooked on your puns.
- Let’s take a dip.
- Water-melon, anyone?
- You’re so pond-erful!
- I’m feeling a little soggy.
- You’re a real life-saver!
- That joke was a bit dry. Let’s water it down.
- You’re the catch of the day!
- Let’s make a splash at the beach.
- I’m feeling a little bit pool today.
- Water way to have a good time!
- Let’s dive into the fun.
- I’m feeling a little mist-ified.
- You’re so fin-tastic!
- Water you doing tomorrow?
- Let’s sail away into the sunset.
Ocean Water Jokes
Although I would choose mountains over beach holidays any day, I love looking at the ocean and enjoying the mesmerizing view.
Also, if water sports are involved, I’m always in for it.
Now, not to mention how kids love their beach vacations. Our first vacation after our daughter’s birth was to a beach city with a beautiful view of the waves. And my little one enjoyed it a lot.
When it comes to ocean jokes, there are so many of them. Here I have added some of the best ocean water jokes that will brighten your day.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
Because it had more tentacles!
What did one tide say to the other tide?
“I sea you later!”
What do you call a lazy ocean?
A shore thing!
Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was shellfish!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
“Dam!”
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed!
What did the dolphin say when he bumped into a shark?
“Excuse me, jaws!”
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C”!
Why did the shrimp go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little shellfish!
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel!
Why don’t sharks like to eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Why did the seaweed break up with the coral?
Because it just wanted some space!
What did the ocean say to the beachgoer?
“Please don’t leave your trash behind!”
Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the beach?
Because he wanted to climb aboard!
Why did the seagull refuse to fly over the bay?
Because then it would be a bay-gull!
What is a fish’s favorite instrument?
A bass guitar!
What did one fish say to the other when it hit a concrete wall?
“Oh, dam!”
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a fish that wears a tiara?
A queen fish!
What did the sandcastle say to the wave?
“Can you hold on a bit? I’m not quite finished yet!”
Why did the jellyfish go to school?
To get ahead in tentacles!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little eel!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie and glasses?
So-fish-ticated!
What did the ocean say to the boat?
“You rock my world!”
Why did the octopus get a job at the sushi restaurant?
Because it was good at handing out chopsticks!
What did the ocean say to the sand?
“You make me feel grounded!”
Why did the fisherman bring a ruler to the beach?
So he could see how long he’d been gone!
What did the ocean say to the surfer?
“Catch a wave, dude!”
Why did the fish refuse to share its food?
Because it was fin-icky!
What did the whale say when it bumped into a boat?
“Sorry, I didn’t sea you there!”
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King fish!
Why did the octopus refuse to play cards?
Because it was too good at playing eight hands at once!
What did the ocean say to the beach chair?
“I’ve got your back!”
Conclusion
Did you enjoy reading the water jokes? Are you ready to share them with your friends and family?
Let me know in the comments!