April’s here—cue the egg hunts, random rain showers, and kids who somehow always have limitless energy. If you’re running low on ideas (or coffee), here’s a win: riddles.
They’re screen-free, secretly educational, and actually funny. Plus, they keep little brains busy while you sip your cold coffee in peace.
So whether you’re stuck inside, riding out a sugar high post-Easter, or just need a good laugh with your kiddos—this giant list of April riddles has you covered.
Short ones. Silly ones. Smart ones. All guaranteed to make your kids (and maybe you) say, “Wait…what?”
Ready? Let’s riddle it out.
🐣 Easy April Riddles for Kids (a.k.a. Toddler Brain Teasers)
New to riddles? No problem! This list is perfect for little ones just dipping their toes into the world of “What am I?” brain games.
They’re quick, cute, and perfect for little brains just starting to flex those thinking muscles—without melting down over a punchline.
Use them during snack time, bath time, or any time you need to press pause on the chaos.
I fall from the sky but never get hurt. What am I?
Rain.
I’m a bow that can’t be tied. What am I?
A rainbow.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What is small, round, and colorful and gets hidden over and over again?
An Easter egg.
What can run but can’t walk?
Water.
What flowers can you find on your face?
Tulips (Two-lips).
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why are birds terrible gift givers?
Because they are cheep.
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If this keeps up, my name will be mud.
What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A Dandy Lion.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweetment!
Which month likes walking?
March
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
Ape-ril Fool’s Day, of course.
What did the big flower say to the little one?
You’re really growing bud!
What did the flower say to the other flower?
Nothing, flowers can’t talk!
How does a bee brush its hair?
With its honeycomb.
Why is April the cleanest month?
April Showers.
What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?
Tired.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee (B) comes after it!
What do you get what you put 3 ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
READ MORE: Check out even more giggle-worthy Spring Jokes for Kids here!
🧠 Tricky April Riddles for Kids (Tougher but Still Totally Fun!)
Your kid’s cracked the easy ones? Time to level up.
These riddles are a little more challenging—great for older kids, future trivia champs, or anyone who enjoys yelling “WAIT—I KNOW THIS!” at random intervals.
Opening me inside can bring a bit of bad luck, but when I don’t work outdoors it can really suck. I tend to bloom on a rainy day, but stay shriveled when it’s sunny in May.
What am I?
An umbrella.
What do you call a mischievous egg in April?
A practical yolker.
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb in April?
They wanted to grow a power plant.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music in April?
Hip-Hop.
What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
A bloomin’ onion!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are trees very forgiving in April?
Because they “turn over a new leaf.”
What do you call a snowman in April?
A puddle.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken.
What kind of garden does a baker have in April?
A ‘flour’ garden.
I have wings and a tail and I love to spend time in the sky, but without proper wind, I cannot seem to fly. Sometimes my flight has a purpose and other times it’s just for fun. You just need to make sure that you only enjoy me in the sun.
What am I?
A kite.
How come April is generally the tidiest month?
May showers.
What cannot walk but can run?
Water.
What did the security guard say to the disruptive tree?
“Excuse me, please leaf this institution immediately.”
What kind of flower do you plant in the dark?
A lightbulb.
Why did the maple tree get kicked out of the comedy club?
Because its jokes were just too sappy.
How did the pine tree react to the compliment?
“Aw, this really spruced up my day!”
Why is the strawberry sad?
Because his mom is in a jam.
What did the clever tree say after solving the forest’s biggest mystery?
“Well, I guess I got to the root of the issue.”
How do we wrap up Spring?
Using a G.
What gift is offered to May by April?
Flowers.
What did the herb plant say after reading a truly terrible pun?
“I cannot bayleaf this joke exists.”
What’s 10 feet tall, yellow, and not a giraffe?
A sunflower.
Which flower gives the best hugs and kisses?
Two-lips.
What did the confused tree say during trivia night?
I’m stumped.
Why do birds give such poor gifts?
Because they’re cheep!
Why was the bird detained by the police?
He was robin.
🌸 Flower Riddles for Kids (Petal-Powered Brain Teasers)
April means flowers. In your yard, on your table, and somehow always in your kid’s hand (usually slightly crushed, but it’s the thought that counts).
If your little one loves picking petals or naming blooms, these riddles are the perfect way to keep their spring curiosity blooming.
Yep, we’re diving into flower power.
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb!
What can fall without getting hurt, and pour but is not a pitcher?
Rain.
Who is an herb’s favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley!
What did the flower say to the bee who wouldn’t leave her alone?
Buzz off—you’re pollen my vibe!
What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
A daffo-dill
I stand tall and bright, turning my face to follow the light. What am I?
A Sunflower.
I come in many colors, blooming in spring. My name sounds like a part of your face. What am I?
A tulip.
When is it impossible to plant flowers?
When you haven’t botany.
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
I am a spring flower that rhymes with hill, if; if know my name, tell me you will.
Daffodil
What’s the best flower for a boy to give on Mother’s Day?
A son-flower.
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
He wanted to plant a watermelon
What flowers grow on people’s faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
He was trying to grow a water-melon.
Why was the bee mad?
You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Why was the gardener so chill this season?
Because he knew it was thyme to turn over a new leaf.
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A son flower.
How did the seed address the flower?
OK, Bloomer!
What does April bring to May?
Flowers
What flower makes you laugh and also helps you grow?
A budding comedian!
Why did the flowers break up?
They were simply pollen apart!
I have leaves but I’m not a book, I can grow tall or stay small. What am I?
A plant.
🌦️ April Riddles About the Season (Sun, Rain & Spring Shenanigans)
April really packs it in—sunshine, puddles, flowers, birds, mood-swingy weather… basically a highlight reel of spring.
And yep, it’s all perfect material for riddles.
This mix has something for everyone—from tiny joke-lovers to the too-cool tweens who’ll pretend they’re “meh” but still try to guess the answer.
How does the ocean say bye at the end of spring break?
It waves.
What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain!
What did the summer say to the spring?
“Help, I’m going to Fall!”
What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
Paddy OFurniture
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Which bow cannot be tied?
Rainbow
What has no fingers, but many rings?
A tree!
What do you call a grizzly bear stuck in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What does a caterpillar do on a spring day?
Wiggles-the-day-away like Bad Case of Larvae Day!
How does a chef in springtime season his food?
By using the spice-of-life!
How do you know if flowers are friendly?
Check to see if they have a lot of buds!
What do you call a springtime horse?
Hay-ooh-Springsteen!
What gift does April bring May?
Flowers.
Why was the deer in the meadow on a spring day?
To get spring drunk!
What does a flower say to the warm sun in spring?
“You rock, hot stuff”!
How does a cat react to the first rain in spring?
It purrs-a-lot!
What do you call flowers that know how to party in the spring?
B’lu’me ‘away’ed!
What did the tree say to spring when it arrived?
What a re-leaf to have you here!
What did the bean say to the sprout?
Grow up!
🐰🐦 April Animal Riddles for Kids (Feathers, Fur & Giggles)
Spring is basically the Super Bowl for bunnies and birds. If your kid isn’t hopping around like a rabbit, they’re screaming “LOOK! A CHICK!” at anything with wings.
These animal-themed riddles are perfect for your little nature lover (or the parent who just stepped on a plastic egg for the sixth time today).
Let’s hop into it. (Sorry. Had to.)
What do you call a deer who likes playing in the rain?
A reindeer.
What three-letter word is a mousetrap?
Cat
How can you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit card
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team
What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable?
An eggplant.
Why are frogs such good gardeners?
Because they have a green thumb.
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
What’s the best type of dog to own in March, April, and May?
A spring-er spaniel.
What did the mama bird say about her springtime babies?
My baby birds give me lots of tweet memories.
What did the bee say as the flowers bloomed?
Bee kind.
What did the lion say to the flower at the garden party?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
When are cooks mean?
When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
What did the optimistic bee say before the big test?
I bee-leaf in you!
Why does a baby pig eat so much?
To make a hog out of himself
What did the seedling cheer during its school game?
I’m rooting for you!
What did the lovestruck bee say to their partner?
Me and my honey are meant to bee!
What is gray, has four legs, big ears, a tail, and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation
What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
Ouch!
That’s a Wrap on the April-Themed Riddles
Riddles are sneaky little parenting wins. They’re fun, spark real conversations, boost your kid’s brainpower—and give you five glorious minutes where no one is asking for a snack.
Whether you read these at bedtime, during school pickup, or while hiding in the bathroom (no judgment), I hope they brought a few smiles to your day.
Got a favorite? Drop it in the comments—I’d love to hear which ones had your kid giggling (or shouting the answer before you even finished the question).
Until next time… may your April be sunny, silly, and mostly mud-free. ☀️🌧️🐣