Spring is in the air! The days are getting longer, the flowers are blooming, and if your kids are anything like mine, they’re itching to burst outside for an outdoor scavenger hunt or other fun Spring Break ideas.
But what if you need a little dose of fun while stuck indoors or on a long car ride? Enter: spring jokes! These silly, giggle-worthy jokes are perfect for sparking laughs with your kiddos and giving yourself a smile in the process.
Whether you’re a teacher looking to bring some spring cheer to the classroom or a parent needing a lighthearted moment during spring break chaos, these jokes are just what the sunshine ordered.
🌱 Plant a Smile: Jokes About Spring Plants
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: Everyone has these on their faces. What are they?
A: Tulips
Q: What did the seed say to the flower?
A: OK, Bloomer.
Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.
Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich!
Q: What did the tree say to the flower?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: What did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
A: To grow a water-melon.
Q: What flowers are always looking for trouble?
A: Tulips!
Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?
A: Because it didn’t have petals yet.
Q: What is Spring’s favorite kind of pickle?
A: Daffo-dills!
Q: When is it tough to plant flowers in the spring?
A: When you haven’t botany.
Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose.
Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You’re really growing, bud!
Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving?
A: Every Fall they “Let It Go”
Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
A: Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!
Q: Why did the tree go to the doctor?
A: It had hives!
🐝 Buzzing with Laughter: Jokes About Bugs
Q: Why does the letter ‘A’ like flowers?
A: A bee comes after it!
Q: Why was the bee mad?
A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Q: How do you know that bees are happy?
A: Because they hum while they work.
Q: How does a bee brush its hair?
A: With its honeycomb.
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: Why do bees hum in the springtime?
A: Because they can’t remember the words!
☔ Rain or Shine: Spring Weather Jokes
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!
Q: What season is best for the trampoline?
A: Spring time!
Q: Why is spring the best time to start a gardening business?
A: Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!
Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I’m going to fall.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: Umbrellas!
Q: What month of the year is the shortest?
A: May – it only has 3 letters.
Q: How do you know it’s getting warmer outside?
A: Because people start walking with a spring in their step!
Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A “flour” garden.
Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAYbe.
READ MORE: Looking for more jokes for the family? Be sure to check out our full list of the best jokes for kids!
🐇 Hoppy Humor: Animal-Inspired Spring Jokes
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite vegetable?
A: an EGG-plant!
Q: Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
A: Robin
Q: What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
A: Ape-ril Fool’s Day.
Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inchworm.
Q: Where did the shark go for Spring Break?
A: Finland.
Q: What do you call a rabbit in the springtime?
A: A bunny rabbit!
Q: Why did the bee go to the flower?
A: To get a petal interest!
Q: Why did the broom get a promotion?
A: It swept the boss off his feet!
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!
Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A robin.
Q: Why did the bee go to the doctor?
A: It had hives!
🌈 Springtime Silliness: Mixed Jokes That Just Work
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved!
Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
A: Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over in spring?
A: Because it was two-tired.
Q: What’s the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A: Son-flower!
Q: What do you call a spring emergency?
A: May Day!
Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
Q: Why is The Grinch such a good gardener?
A: He has a green thumb!
Q: What musician is popular in the spring?
A: Bruno Marsh
Q: Name a bow that can’t be tied.
A: A rainbow
Print these out, save them on your phone, or turn them into a DIY joke jar for the season. Whether you’re on a picnic blanket or carpooling to sports practice, these jokes are a simple way to sprinkle joy into your day.
Got a favorite spring joke? Drop it in the comments below—we’d love to laugh along with you!
I love so many of these jokes, but if I had to pick a few favorites, they would be:
1. Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
2. What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf.
3. Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
4. What falls but never gets hurt? The rain!
5. What do you call a spring emergency? May Day!
Do you have any favorites from this list?
I like this jokes..
Thank you..
Let me know which one was your favorite!