Do you like ducks? Well, I do, and so does my two-year-old. The theme of my daughter’s last birthday cake was “five little ducks.”
Duck is loved by kids and adults alike, and when there is a combination of jokes and ducks, things become all the more hilarious.
Humor is something that we all need in our daily lives. It makes our lives easier by making us forget about the daily stress, at least for some time.
Also, as they say, laughter is the best medicine, which is true. When you are happy, you stress less, laugh more, and have a healthy heart. It leads to fewer health issues. It’s why you must add jokes to your everyday life.
I have compiled a list of some of the best duck jokes you can enjoy with your buddies and kids!
The Best Duck Jokes of All Times
I don’t know what it is, but I found something hilarious about ducks. It could be how they walk or the sound they make. So, you can already imagine how funny the duck jokes will be.
What I like the most about jokes is that they are something your kids and grandparents will enjoy. And duck is such a bird that everyone is familiar with. You like it, your parents like it, and even your kids like it.
It’s where duck jokes are a hit on whatever occasion you want to share them.
I have made a few sections to make it easier to scroll straight to the kind of jokes you are looking for.
You can find duck jokes for adults, kids, and duck puns here.
So, head to your favorite section and have a blast reading and laughing!
Duck Jokes For Kids
As a parent to a toddler, I know how hard it is to keep your kids busy with something so that they don’t need you all the time. But things sometimes work differently than you want, especially when dealing with kids.
Kids are difficult to handle. They need your attention all the time.
While this can be handled when you are at home or don’t have other things to do, this can be challenging when you need to pay attention elsewhere.
It’s where jokes work like magic!
The right jokes for your kids can keep them interested and happy while you get the time to do your other work.
If you invite your kids’ friends to their birthday party, you can keep a session of duck jokes. You can ask your partner or dear ones to take care of this laughter session while you get some time off. Of course, you don’t always need to be the one telling the jokes.
If this sounds good, the following are some duck jokes to keep kids engaged.
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the pond?
It wanted to go quackers!
What do you call a clever duck?
A wise quacker!
What do you get when you cross a duck and a firework?
A firequacker!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries!
How do ducks talk to each other?
They use duck-tionaries!
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky!
What did one duck say to the other when they were crossing the road?
“Quack a smile!”
What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?
A wisequacker!
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
Why don’t ducks tell secrets?
They’re afraid of quack-tivists!
How do you know when a joke is a quack?
When everyone’s cracking up!
What do you call a duck that loves to bowl?
Quackers!
What do you get when you cross a duck and a vampire?
Count Quackula!
What do you call a duck that’s good at basketball?
A slam duck!
Why did the duck bring an umbrella to the pond?
It was predicting a quack of rain!
What do you call a duck that plays in a band?
A quack musician!
How does a duck pay for things?
With a billfold!
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duct tape!
Why did the duck get in trouble at school?
It wouldn’t stop quacking during class!
What do you call a duck that loves to dance?
A quacktastic mover!
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit “fowl”!
What’s a duck’s favorite board game?
Duck-tionary!
How do ducks fly in a V formation?
They use a “quack-erjack” technique!
What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Quackers!
What do you call a duck that tells jokes on stage?
A stand-up quack!
What do ducks do at a party?
They have a quack-tastic time!
Why did the duck wear a crown?
It wanted to be the quack of the castle!
What did the duck say to the comedian?
“You quack me up!”
What do you call a duck that loves to surf?
A “quacksurfer”!
What do ducks watch at the movie theater?
“Quack-busters”!
How do ducks make decisions?
They “quack” their minds!
Why did the duck go to school?
It wanted to be a wise quacker!
What do you call a duck that loves to play soccer?
A “quack-kicker”!
How do you know if a duck is feeling down?
It’s a little “quack-tormented”!
What do you call a duck that loves to play hide and seek?
A “quack-hider”!
Dirty Duck Jokes For Adults
Most of us are so comfortable with our friends and partners that we don’t hesitate to use dirty or naughty words with them, if you know what I mean.
If you are lucky enough to have a large group of trustworthy friends, you will know what I exactly mean.
I don’t have a very big group of friends, but I have a group of trustworthy friends. We trust each other in our lives. So, naturally, we use dirty words in front of each other without any hesitation.
After a certain age, you start using dirty words or words meant for adults.
The same goes for jokes. Whenever we are together, and some of us crack jokes, there can be an adult angle. And those double-meaning lines never fail to crack us up.
Have you ever imagined that the seemingly innocent duck can have a dirty angle to it?
Yes, it has, and that is what this section is all about.
Here I have made a list of some of the funniest duck jokes for adults.
Why did the duck go to rehab?
It couldn’t quack the addiction.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.
Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they’re flying?
The punchlines quack them up.
What do you call a duck that loves to surf?
A quack-ridin’ wave enthusiast.
What do you call a duck with a drug problem?
A quackhead.
Why was the duck unhappy in its job?
It felt like a sitting duck.
How does a duck ask for a loan?
It puts its bill on the line.
What do you call a duck that plays piano?
Quackthoven.
Why did the duck join a rock band?
It wanted to be a famous quackstar.
How does a duck call its friends on the phone?
With a bill and coo.
What’s a duck’s favorite type of music?
Duckstep.
Why did the duck become a detective?
It had a knack for quacking cases.
What do you call a duck that likes to bowl?
A quackspert.
Why did the duck go to space?
It wanted to explore quackholes.
What’s a duck’s favorite TV show?
The Feathered Files.
How do ducks keep their feathers looking nice?
They use a beak-ty regimen.
What’s a duck’s favorite movie genre?
Quacktion films.
Why did the duck get arrested?
It was caught selling quackery.
What do you call a duck that can perform tricks?
A quackrobat.
How does a duck pay for things?
With a feathered card.
What’s a duck’s favorite type of sandwich?
Quackers and cheese.
Why did the duck refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to be a sitting duck.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula.
Why did the duck become an architect?
It wanted to design quacktastic buildings.
How does a duck like its eggs?
Egg-scrambled.
What’s a duck’s favorite game?
Quackjack.
Why did the duck become a comedian?
It had a talent for quack-ups.
What’s a duck’s favorite subject in school?
Pond-ometrics.
How does a duck tell time?
With a quackwatch.
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar?
It wanted to quack open a cold one.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance?
A quackshaker.
Why did the duck get a job at the bakery?
It kneaded the dough.
How does a duck make a decision?
It flips a quack.
What’s a duck’s favorite card game?
Duckers.
Why did the duck go to the therapist?
It had a case of the quack-ups.
Short Duck Jokes
We all love to hear jokes, no matter the topic or the occasion.
Now, jokes can be of many types. Some are meant for kids, some for adults. And then there are long jokes and short jokes.
I have already made a list of some of the most exciting duck jokes for adults and kids. And now, it’s time for some short jokes about ducks.
The best thing about short jokes is that you only need a little preparation time. As these are short lines, you can remember them after reading them once and then show them to your near and dear ones.
These jokes are kid-friendly, which means you can share them with your little ones, who then can share them with their peers.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky!
Why did the duck go to the bank?
It wanted to check its bill!
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A quackling!
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar?
It heard the drinks were on the house!
How does a duck buy lipstick?
She just puts it on her bill!
Why did the duck join a band?
It had the drumsticks!
What do you call a duck that loves to surf?
A quackhead!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries!
Why did the duck become a comedian?
It quacked everyone up!
What did the duck say to the waiter?
“Put it on my bill!”
How do ducks communicate on the internet?
With e-mail!
What do you call a duck that steals things from other ducks?
A down and out!
Why did the duck go to space?
It wanted to explore quackholes!
What do ducks wear to parties?
Feathers and quack-tails!
Why did the duck go to school?
To become a wise quacker!
How does a duck get around?
By waddling!
What do you call a duck that loves making pancakes?
A quack-jack!
What do you call a duck that’s a good detective?
Sherlock Quacks!
Why don’t ducks like talking to each other?
They don’t want to break the quack-scode!
What do ducks wear to weddings?
Duxedos!
How does a duck pay for things at the store?
With a duck-it card!
What do you call a duck that’s a great dancer?
A disco quacker!
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a duck that plays basketball?
A slam duck!
Why did the duck get a loan?
It wanted to buy a quack shack!
How do ducks stay organized?
They use bill-folders!
What do you call a duck that’s always on the phone?
A bill collector!
Why don’t ducks like talking on the phone?
They prefer face-to-face quackversations!
What do ducks like to eat with their soup?
Quackers!
How do ducks express their love?
They give each other bill kisses!
Why did the duck bring a feather to the party?
It wanted to “down” the dance floor!
What do you call a duck that loves baseball?
A quack-er!
Why did the duck go to the psychologist?
It had some quack-ups to work through!
What’s a duck’s favorite type of music?
Beak-Box!
Duck Walks into A Bar Jokes
The “duck walks into a bar” jokes are so famous that I had to add a different section about it here.
These jokes are super fun to read and share with your favorite people.
Most of these jokes are in a long format and have an adult ring. So, please stick to sharing these jokes only with your adult friends.
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- A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t have grapes.” The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I told you yesterday, we don’t have any grapes!” The duck leaves but comes back the next day and asks again, “Got any grapes?” The bartender yells, “Look, if you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I’m going to nail your beak to the floor!” The duck leaves and comes back the next day. The bartender says, “What now?” The duck looks up and asks, “Got any nails?” The bartender, puzzled, says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Got any grapes?“
- A duck walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer, please.” The bartender replies, “Wow, a talking duck! Where did you come from?” The duck says, “I’m from the circus, but they can’t hold a conversation like I can.” The duck finishes his beer and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and orders another beer. The bartender says, “You’re back! How did you learn to talk?” The duck replies, “Well, I’ve been around clowns my whole life. Talking seems like the least impressive thing they do.”
- A duck walks into a bar and says, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve duck food here.” The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender says, “Look, I told you yesterday, we don’t have any duck food!” The following day, the duck comes back and asks again, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, frustrated, says, “I’ve already told you twice, we don’t have duck food, and if you ask again, I’ll nail your bill to the bar!” The duck leaves and doesn’t return. Weeks later, the duck walks back into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender replies, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender says, “No, sorry, we don’t serve grapes here.” The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I told you already, we don’t have grapes!” The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, angry, says, “If you ask me that question one more time, I’ll nail your beak to the floor!” The duck leaves and doesn’t return. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any grapes?“
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender replies, “No, we don’t have duck food here.” The next day, the duck returns and asks again. The bartender, getting frustrated, says, “Look, I’ve told you before, we don’t have duck food!” The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, angry now, says, “If you come in here and ask for duck food one more time, I’m going to nail your beak shut!” The duck leaves and
- doesn’t return. A week later, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?”
- A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a sandwich, please.” The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve food to ducks.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “I’ll have a sandwich, please.” The bartender, annoyed, says, “I told you yesterday, we don’t serve ducks!” The duck leaves. The day after that, the duck comes back and says, “I’ll have a sandwich, please.” The bartender, now furious, says, “If you come in here one more time asking for a sandwich, I’m going to nail your beak to the wall!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and says, “Got any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Got any sandwiches?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender replies, “No, we don’t have any duck food.” The next day, the duck returns and asks again. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I told you already, we don’t have any duck food!” The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, angry, says, “Look, if you come in here and ask for duck food one more time, I’m going to kick you out!” The duck leaves. A week later, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any shoes?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t have grapes.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender, frustrated, says, “I already told you, we don’t have any grapes!” The duck leaves. The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, now furious, says, “If you come in here asking for grapes one more time, I’m going to shove them down your throat!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender screams, “No, and if you come in here asking for grapes again, I’ll nail your beak to the wall!” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender sighs and says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any grapes?“
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t have any grapes.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I told you already, we don’t have any grapes!” The duck leaves. The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, now furious, says, “Look, if you come in here asking for grapes one more time, I’m going to nail your beak to the floor!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender sighs and says
, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any grapes?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t serve duck food.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks again. The bartender, frustrated, says, “I’ve told you already, we don’t have duck food!” The duck leaves. The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, annoyed, says, “Look, if you come in here asking for duck food one more time, I’m going to throw you out!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any feathers?” The bartender, puzzled, says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?“
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender replies, “No, we don’t have duck food here.” The next day, the duck returns and asks again. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I told you before, we don’t have any duck food!” The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, angry, says, “If you come in here and ask for duck food one more time, I’m going to pour a drink on you!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any towels?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?“
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t serve duck food.” The next day, the duck returns and asks again. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I already told you, we don’t have duck food!” The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, furious, says, “If you ask for duck food one more time, I’m going to grab you by the feathers and throw you out!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any aspirin?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t have grapes.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I already told you, we don’t have any grapes!” The duck leaves. The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, furious, says, “If you come in here asking for grapes one more time, I’m going to tie you up and feed you to the dog!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any rope?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any grapes?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender replies, “No, we don’t have any duck food.” The next day, the duck returns and asks again. The bartender, irritated, says, “I’ve already told you, we don’t have duck food!” The day after that, the duck comes
- back and asks, “Do you have any duck food?” The bartender, angry, says, “Look, if you ask for duck food one more time, I’m going to throw you out the window!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any window cleaner?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any duck food?”
- A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender replies, “No, sorry, we don’t have grapes.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks the same question. The bartender, annoyed, says, “I’ve already told you, we don’t have any grapes!” The duck leaves. The day after that, the duck comes back and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The bartender, furious, says, “If you come in here asking for grapes one more time, I’m going to throw you into the blender!” The duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, “Do you have any straws?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck then asks, “Do you have any grapes?”
Duck Puns
I like puns a lot. They make my day better.
My husband is great at sharing puns. We make food together after work every day. And his puns are something that makes the entire session a fun-filled one, with the heartiest laughter now and then.
But you know, if you want to share puns, you must choose your audience wisely. Only some understand puns; if they don’t get the meaning of what you are saying, there is no point in sharing.
This section is dedicated to puns on one of my favorite birds, the duck.
“What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber duck.”
For more such humorous lines, read on.
- Quack-tastic!
- Duck, duck, quack!
- Quack-a-doodle-doo!
- Let’s get quacking!
- Just wing it!
- A feather in your cap.
- You’re in luck, it’s a duck!
- Quack me up!
- Don’t be a sitting duck.
- Duck soup.
- Quackspiration.
- Duckling around.
- Quacktacular!
- Quackers!
- Let’s make some pond-erful memories.
- Don’t be a duck-brain.
- Quackaholic.
- A quack in time saves nine.
- Duck and cover!
- Quack on, my friend.
- Duckling, we have a problem.
- You quack me up like no other.
- Quack attack!
- It’s time to put your ducks in a row.
- Just ducky!
- Quack-a-licious.
- Duck and roll.
- Quackademic excellence.
- Beak-a-boo!
- Quackin’ good time.
- You’re quack-tastic!
- Duck, stock, and barrel.
- Quack-a-doodle-delicious!
- Don’t let life ruffle your feathers.
- Quackquackulate!
Quack Jokes
The sound that a duck makes is a quack. And that is funny to hear. My toddler also smiles whenever she hears a duck quacking.
And that sound has given rise to tons of quack jokes.
Two ducks were skipping down a sidewalk when one suddenly tripped and fell. It got up and said to the other duck,
“I’m sorry — I tripped on a quack!”
Did it bring a smile to your face?
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Why did the duck go to rehab?
It had a serious quack addiction.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.
How does a duck ask for a loan?
It puts up some collateral—feathers!
Why did the duck become a comedian?
It wanted to quack everyone up.
What did the detective duck say to the suspect?
“You’re under quackvestigation!”
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar?
It wanted to reach the high quacks.
How does a duck keep its feathers looking good?
It uses a quack conditioner.
What did the duck say to the comedian?
“You quack me up!”
How did the duck drown?
It didn’t quack a life jacket.
Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a duck that loves making pottery?
A quacktician.
Why did the duck join a rock band?
It had the perfect drumstick—a webbed foot!
What did the duck say when it dropped a dish?
“Oops, butterfingers!”
How do ducks watch TV?
On a ducktangular screen.
Why did the duck go to space?
It wanted to quack out of this world.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Quackula.
Why did the duck become a lawyer?
It had a knack for quacktions.
What did one duck say to the other during a thunderstorm?
“Quack, it’s raining cats and dogs!”
How do you know if a duck likes your joke?
It quacks up!
Why don’t ducks like talking on the phone?
They’re afraid of bill collectors.
What do you call a duck that steals your lunch?
A quackpot.
Why did the duck bring an umbrella to the party?
For a quacktail hour.
What do you call a duck that plays basketball?
A slam duck.
Why did the duck become an architect?
It wanted to design quacktastic buildings.
What do ducks like to watch on TV?
Nature quackumentaries.
Why did the duck get a separate cell phone?
It wanted to have a private quackversation.
What do you call a duck that loves disco music?
Quack Jovi.
How did the duck feel after telling a funny joke?
Absolutely quackers!
Why did the duck buy a tape measure?
It wanted to quack accurate measurements.
What did the duck say to its therapist?
“I have a lot of quackups in my life.”
How do ducks celebrate their birthdays?
With a quackpotluck party!
What do you call a duck that loves to surf?
A quacksurfer.
Why did the duck become a detective?
It had a knack for quack-solving mysteries.
What did the duck say when it graduated from school?
“I’m quackademic!”
How does a duck ask for a date?
It says, “Want to quack some plans?”
Silly Duck Jokes
To make people laugh, you don’t always have to have a good sense of humor because sometimes, even some dumb and silly sentence can make us laugh.
And that is so true for duck jokes!
People have been saying silly things about ducks, giving rise to jokes about them. So, I have dedicated this section to all those silly duck jokes that can crack us up like nothing else.
After all, we deserve some laughter at the end of the day, right?
Tell me, “Why was the duck a suspect in the crime?”
Well, because “the Police suspected the crime was fowl play.”
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Why did the duck go to the barber?
Because he wanted a “quack” hairstyle!
What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky!
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?
A real “quack” up!
How do ducks talk to each other?
They use “quack” phones!
What’s a duck’s favorite TV show?
The feather forecast!
What do you call a duck that can play the piano?
Mozart-duck!
Why don’t ducks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the duck say to the comedian?
“You quack me up!”
Why don’t ducks tell secrets?
Because they’re afraid of quack and tell!
What do ducks watch at the movies?
Duckumentaries!
How do you make a duck stop quacking?
Put it in the library—it’ll have to be “quack” silent!
What did the detective duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack the case!”
What do you get when you mix a duck and a firework?
A firequacker!
What’s a duck’s favorite dance style?
The quackstep!
What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What did the duck say after buying lipstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable?
Duck choy!
Why did the duck join a band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What did the duck say when it dropped a dish?
“Oops, I quacked it!”
How do ducks pay their bills?
With “bill” money!
What’s a duck’s favorite flower?
Daffo-dill!
Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do ducks wear to parties?
Feathers and quacktails!
How do ducks watch TV shows?
On their “wide quack” screen!
Why was the duck a good baseball player?
Because he always hit “quack”!
What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?
Count Quackula!
What’s a duck’s favorite board game?
Mallardopoly!
Why did the duck get in trouble at school?
Because he was a “quack”-titioner!
What do you call a duck that loves to surf?
A wavequacker!
Why did the duck take an umbrella to the circus?
In case there were “fowl” weather conditions!
How does a duck like his coffee?
Quack!
What do you call a duck that’s a great detective?
Sherlock Quacks!
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do ducks do for entertainment?
They watch “quack” comedies!
Conclusion:
Did you enjoy the duck jokes with your friends and family? Which section did you like the most?
Tell me in the comments!