21 Turkey Jokes to Make You Laugh

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With Thanksgiving around the corner, it’s time to get in the holiday spirit. And what better way to celebrate Thanksgiving than laughing to a few turkey jokes!

Thanksgiving is one of the happiest holidays of the year. The whole family gathers, everyone is laughing, playing games, eating and having a good time. A stuffed turkey dinner is a tradition that we’ve all been practicing for years, and it’s something that’s become a staple piece in every Thanksgiving dinner.

To make the holidays a little bit easier and funnier, we are bringing you 21 turkey jokes that will make you laugh!

Everyone loves a good laugh, including children! Tell your children these turkey jokes and watch them laugh like never before.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Q: What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear?

A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?

A: He was stuffed.

Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?

A: Fowl weather!

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY.

Q: When does a turkey go “mooooo”?

A: When it’s learning a new language!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

A: Goblet.

Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A: A poul-tree.

Q: What key won’t open any door?

A: A turkey!

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?

A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot.

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?

A: Because it will make him blush.

Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?

A: They all have keys.

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Q: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

A: Lucky!

Q: What do ghosts put on their turkey?

A: Grave-y!

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A: They use fowl language.

Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

A: Have peck-nics!

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

We hope you enjoyed reading these turkey jokes! Which joke is your favorite? Share it in the comments below!
Do you have any turkey jokes of your own? Let us know!

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