Are you in need of some funny robot jokes to terminate your frown and turn it upside down? If so, these punny, kid-friendly robot jokes may just be able to automate some laughter for you!
40 Punny Robot Jokes
What did the robot say to the man when they met?
I am robot!
What do you call a robot who always runs into the wall?
How do doggy robots do?
What happens to robots after they go defunct?
They rust in peace!
Why did the robot chicken cross the road?
He was programmed to do it!
I went to a robot convention – it was very aluminum-ating!
Which band do robots love to listen to?
Why did the robot fail his exam?
He was a bit rusty!
Why did the robot fall in love with the magnet?
He couldn’t resist the magnetic attraction!
Why do robots make bad teachers?
They just drone on and on!
What do you call a robot that’s programmed to make scarves and blankets?
Why did the robot need to go to therapy?
Because he always bot-tled up his emotions!
What do you call a robot who likes to row?
What do robots drink from?
Two robots drove into a restaurant – what can I say, they were badly programmed!
How do robots pay for things?
With cache, of course!
Why did the robot get upset?
Because everyone was pushing his buttons!
How do robots get to work?
How do nano-robots travel?
On the nano-tube!
Why does the robot struggle to make friends?
He has a tough outer shell!
Why did the robot get in trouble?
He was a resistor!
What happens to robots who become defunct?
Why wouldn’t the robot respond?
He had no actuator!
Why did the robot avoid having his photo taken?
He was a photo-resistor!
Why did the robot act strangely?
He had a faulty circuit board!
What happened when the inventor asked the robot for help?
The robot literally gave him his hand!
How much did the robot spend at the shops?
An arm and a leg!
What do robots drink when they need a boost of energy?
Fossil fuel shakes!
Why are some robots insecure?
Because their intelligence is artificial!
Do you hear the joke about the headless robot?
I heard he lost his mind!
What do robot dogs have?
What did the lady robot ask her husband when she tried on some new jeans?
Does my bot look big in this?
What did the robot say to his crush?
I like you a bot!
What did the robot lawyer say when he heard the evidence?
What do you call a robot that likes eating noodles?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a robot?
How many letters are there in the robot alphabet?
Two – 0 and 1!
What is the name of Optimus Primes’ wife?
Why did the man buy the wooden computer?
Because it was organic!
I bought a wooden computer, guess what?
It wooden work!
10 Knock-Knock Robot Jokes
These funny knock-knock robot jokes will switch on the laughter for you!
Beep, boop, beep, beepity, boop, boop!
I am robot!
Don’t push my buttons!
I’ll be back!
Love them or hate them – robots are part of our future. So, we might as well laugh at robot jokes before they take over the world (only joking)!
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