The Funniest Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

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This Halloween we are all about Halloween Riddles and of course, Halloween knock knock jokes. So with that being said, we are sharing the absolute best Halloween knock knock jokes. They are both silly and fun to help you and the kids get in the mood for Halloween. 

There is one thing for sure with these jokes, you and the kids are guaranteed to be saying them back and forth in the car whenever you are together! 

Are you a fan of knock knock jokes? Read on to find the best Halloween inspired knock knock jokes. 

Funniest Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

30 Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you asked.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

Knock, Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a Snickers for a Kit Kat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut worry it is just a Halloween joke!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who.
Aaron on the side of caution on Halloween.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole bag of candy.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anakin.
Anakin who?
Anakin I get some candy please?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween?!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
How
How who?
How are my going to get in if you don’t open the door?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce try again next Halloween!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein, grrrrrrrrrrr.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who.
Gladys Halloween.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry monster coming to get you.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to kiss a witch all year!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle Who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better!

There you have it! 30 of the funniest Halloween knock knock jokes this year! Which one is your favorite? Share in the comments below. 

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