30 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

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The holidays are just around the corner, and it’s that time of the year where we crack some Thanksgiving jokes!

Thanksgiving is a holiday that we all look forward to. It’s a holiday where the whole family gathers to enjoy a meal together, play some games, and have fun! And we all know that some cringy jokes are going to be said on the table. Before the strange uncle can crack some jokes, cut him to the chase by reading these jokes.

Thanksgiving Jokes

So, prepare yourself! Here are 30 Thanksgiving jokes that you can tell during your Thanksgiving dinner.

People of all ages can enjoy these jokes, they are incredibly entertaining for children, but that doesn’t mean that adults can’t enjoy them too!

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?

He was ready for a roast.

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

“Wing, wing.”

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving called?

The turkey trot.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”

“Knock knock!”

“Who’s there?”


“Annie who?”

“Annie body seen the turkey?”

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Knock Knock. Who’s there?


Tamara who?

Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!

Why did the cranberries turn red?

Because they saw the turkey dressing.

What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble.

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.

How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?

By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!”

Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

The casse-role.

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

He sensed fowl play.

What kind of key can’t open doors?

A tur-key.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had his own drumsticks.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

Quack, quack!

The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, “Is everything alright over here?”

“No, everything is all leftover here!”

Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.

What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? “Yes, I yam.”

What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?

“All About That Baste.”

What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner? Your napkin.

What do you call a running turkey?

“Fast food.”

What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?

You’re on a roll.

What don’t you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A white shirt or high-waisted pants.

When are turkeys the most grateful?

The day after Thanksgiving.

We hope you enjoyed reading these Thanksgiving jokes! If you want to read more jokes like this, make sure to checkout out turkey jokes!

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