When it’s cold and snowy outside, the best thing you can do is warm up the kids with some hilarious snow jokes! These jokes will melt their little hearts just as the sun melts the snow.
While it might not be their favorite season, there is’snow reason to hate winter right? There are plenty of fun winter activities and crafts you can enjoy during winter. In fact, there are so many of them that you can even create your own winter bucket list.
But if that doesn’t cheer up your kids, you can always crack a snow joke that will make them laugh and lighten up the mood.
So, without further ado, here are 30 hilarious snow jokes!
Funniest Snow Jokes
Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow
Q: What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown!
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A: A snowmobile.
Q: How one snowman greets the other one?
A: Ice to meet you.
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frost bite.
Q: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
A: Brrrr – itos.
Q: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A: A Frosty.
Q: What do robots wear when it snows?
A: Roboots!
Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
Q: What’s an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?
A: The Meltdown Diet.
Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
A: Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Q: What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
A: Cold cash!
Q: What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball!
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A: A snow-fake!
Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A: An Eskimoo!
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Q: How would you scare a snowman?
A: Get a hairdryer!
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite game?
A: Ice Spy with my little eye…
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What do you call a snowman in August?
A: A puddle
Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!
Q: What did the snowman say to his customer?
A: Have an ice day
Q: Where do snowmen love to dance?
A: At a snow ball
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!
Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
We hope you enjoyed reading these hilarious snow jokes. Do you have a snow joke of your own? Make sure to leave it in the comments!
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