148 Plant Jokes for Kids: Laugh Out Loud with Plant-related Humor

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Do you like plants and greeneries?

Well, if you ask me, my answer will always be a BIG yes. I love plants and all things green. When I look at trees or flowers, it soothes my eyes and soul.

If you like plants and want your kids to have a soft corner for them, you can start introducing them to plants by adding a touch of humor.

And when it comes to humor, what better way than sharing jokes?

Kids are always up for a round of jokes. It becomes all the more interesting when the jokes are about plants.

I’m a mother of a toddler, and to get my little one to develop a liking for greenery, I always ask her to accompany me in gardening.

If you are someone like me and want to make gardening fun for your kids, I have good news for you.

Here, I have come up with a collection of the best plant jokes for kids!

The Best Plant Jokes for Kids of All Time

Plants and trees are our best friends, given that we rely solely on them for breathing oxygen. And caring for them while they grow is one of our duties.

It’s not something that only you should do. It would be helpful if you taught your kids the same. They should develop a love for nature. They should plant more trees, nurture them, and feel one with them.

This teaching shall begin when they are still young, so they can continue practicing this when they are all grown up.

One of the best ways to teach your kids to love nature and plants is to share jokes about them. That is where this article comes into the picture.

My collection of plant jokes for kids is the best you can get your hands on. They are hilarious, kid-friendly, and easy to understand.

Share these with your kids while they accompany you in gardening, and have a blast!

Also, to make the search for your favorite plant joke easy, I have made a few sections. So, if it’s leaf jokes, flower jokes, or anything else you are looking for, you can jump straight to that section.

Happy reading!

Flower Plant Jokes for Kids

Flower Plant Jokes for Kids

My little one loves flowers! And I’m sure most kids love them too.

Flowers are such a wonderful gift of nature that just looking at them can make you feel happy. And they come in so many colors and varieties.

You may already know that you can gift your favorite flowers to someone to make them feel special, but did you know that you can also share flower jokes to improve your kids’ day?

Yes, there are plenty of flower plant jokes for your little sunshine to make them laugh out loud.

Don’t worry if you don’t have a good collection of flower jokes. I’m here to help.

In this section, I have listed the most awesome, flowery, and hilarious jokes for your kids. All you need to do is read and share, and let your kids have one of their best days or nights!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!

What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose.

How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants!

What did the dirt in the garden say during heavy rain?
If this keeps up I’ll be MUD!

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!

What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over bud!

Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it!

What flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!

What did the big flower say to the little one?
You’re really growing, bud!

What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tulips!

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.

What’s a flower’s favorite book?
War and Peas!

What do you get when you cross a dog with a flower?
A Collie-flower!

What did one flower say to the other flower on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m pollen for you!”

What’s a flower’s favorite sport?
Budminton!

How do trees get onto the internet?
Easy, they just LOG on!

Why don’t trees like any riddles?
Probably because they can quickly get very stumped.

What did the small palm tree say when its big brother was teasing it?
It said, “leaf me alone.”

What do trees wear to all pool parties?
They wear swimming trunks.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree

Why are trees the worst frenemies?
They are pretty good at throwing shade.

What is a tree’s favorite dinosaur?
It’s the Tree-rex.

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?
Bring her flours.

What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.

What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey.

What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day?
Compass roses!

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!

What is a bee’s favorite type of flower?
A Bee-gonia

What is a frog’s favorite flower?
Croak-us!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!

Cactus Plant Jokes for Kids

Cactus Plant Jokes for Kids

Cactus plants may not look so friendly, especially to kids, because of their thorns or sharp edges, but there are jokes about them too.

Yes, in this section, you will find out that the seemingly boring cactus can tickle your funny bones too.

Let me give you an example: “What did one cactus say to the other cactus?

You’re looking sharp!”

Didn’t it bring a smile to your face while reading it?

Come on, be honest!

Following are some more cactus jokes for your kids!

What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away?
Cactus if you can.

What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
A cactus.

Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party?
He spiked the drinks.

Why did the cactus storm out the bar?
Someone called him a prick.

What does a cactus smell like when you get too close?
Blood.

What should you say if you bump into a cactus?
“Ouch.”

What did the cactus say when he was robbing the bank?
“Stick ’em up.”

What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A mega-lo-sore-arse.

What’s the one job you should never give a cactus at your birthday party?
Blowing up the balloons.

How do you properly identify a cactus?
By the bark.

What’s a cactus’s favorite school subject?
Geometry, because of all the points.

What did the cactus say when it won the race?
“I’m on a roll!” (cacti often roll in the wind in deserts)

How do cacti greet each other?
“Aloe there!”

What do you call a cactus with a law degree?
A “succu-legal”!

What did the food critic call the cactus pie?
A succulent meal.

Did you hear about the mean cactus?
He was a real prick

What did sadomasochist say to his cactus?
“Yeah, I’ll marry you baby.”

What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?
Cactus Everdeen.

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
“Hey there, good looking.”

How much for the goth cucumber?
That’s a cactus.

What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?
A porcupine.

What did one cactus say to its friend?
We make a prickly pair.

If one cacti is a cactus, is one broccoli a brocculus?
Just some food for thought.

What do you call a human that’s now a cactus?
A transplant.

What does a cactus say when greeting its friends?
saguaro you doing?

What’s the difference between a cactus and a teachers lounge?
The teachers lounge has all the pricks on the inside.

What are cacti’s favorite Minion’s movie?
Des-prick-able Me.

What’s the one job you shouldn’t give a cactus at your birthday party?
Blowing up the balloons.

How did the cactus get lost?
It took the wrong root.

What did the cactus do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.

What do you call a cactus on a plane?
Still just a cactus.

Tree Jokes for Kids

Tree Jokes for Kids

What can I say about trees? Because it will never be enough.

Trees help us in so many ways. They give us shade when it’s sunny, prevent soil erosion, reduce pollution, and the list goes on.

Besides these benefits, did you know trees can make you and your kids laugh too?

Yes, there are tons of jokes about trees that can make watering or caring for them a lot more fun.

I have dedicated this section to it.

“Why are trees so tall and thin?

They only eat light.”

It’s one of the few tree jokes for kids that can make their time with nature more enjoyable. Share with them!

What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks!

What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!

What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!

What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree!

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
By its bark!

What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!

Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
It’s a corn-y one!

Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
Because it was being knotty

What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started a new branch

Why didn’t the tree answer your question?
It was stumped!

What did the tree wear at the beach?
Swimming trunks!

What did the psychologist say to the tree?
We’ll get to the root of your problem!

Why couldn’t the tree find a date?
He was too sappy!

How did the boy cut the tree without any tools?
He saw it with his own eyes!

Why are dogwood trees such wonderful pets?
They have a great bark, but wooden bite.

Why were so many people sitting under the tree?
It was poplar.

What’s a tree’s favorite school subject?
Geome-tree.

Why don’t trees use the train?
Because they can’t decide on a root!

What type of tree is always sad?
A weeping willow.

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.

How do two rival forests get along?
They sign a peace tree-ty

What looks like half a tree?
The other half.

Which tree grows chicken?
Poultree.

What did the tree say after he made an offer?
Take it or leaf it.

What was the tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?
The Captain’s log.

What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
Faux fir.

What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?
Absent without leaf.

Plant and Gardener Jokes for Kids

Plant and Gardener Jokes for Kids

If you have a garden and your kids help you take care of it, this section will crack you and your kids the most!

A garden is a place that can rejuvenate your mind and soul. You feel at peace looking at the green plants and colorful flowers, fruits, and vegetables.

As kids like to stay busy and do activities, especially the ones in which they can accompany you, they will love it when you tell them jokes about garden plants and gardeners.

For example, you can start with, “What song does a gardener know all the words to?

Lettuce Be.”

And once you find your kiddo giggling, you can move on to the more hilarious ones like the following!

What would be a gardener’s favorite Beatles song?
Lettuce Be.

Why is the Incredible Hulk such a good gardener?
He’s got green fingers.

What is the gardener’s favorite novel?
War and Peas.

How much room should you give fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.

Why does the farmer love frogs?
They eat whatever bugs them.

When does the gardener dance?
When he drops a beet.

Did you hear about that greenhouse heist?
I heard that cops planted evidence.

Does lettuce grow best in a greenhouse?
Romaines to be seen.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Wormin.

What do you tell someone who won’t get out of your greenhouse?
Leaf now!

Why did the lettuce hide in the greenhouse?
It saw the salad dressing.

What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder!

Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
Because he had a lot of thyme on his hands!

Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!

Why was the cucumber so cool?
Because it was a cu-cum-ber!

What do you call a grumpy and short gardener?
A snapdragon!

What do you call a gardener that has a beard?
Hairy Potter.

What do you get when you cross a garden worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid.

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!

Why did the gardener bury all her money?
To make her soil rich.

Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
(Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!)

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
A poul-tree!

What did the tree say to the math teacher?
Gee, I’m a tree!

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon aid!

Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!

Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Knock Knock Garden Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock Garden Jokes for Kids

No matter the topic of the jokes, I like to add a knock-knock jokes section in all of them. The reason?

They are the most hilarious of them all. And not to mention how interactive they are – perfect for kids.

When talking about plants, they have their version of knock-knock jokes that can make your kids roll on the floor laughing.

“Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva a lot of work to do in the garden today. Come out and help me!”

Scroll down for more such amazing knock-knock plant jokes!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out.

Knock knock, 

who’s there?

Cactus.

Cactus who?

Cactus makes perfect.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needles.

Needles who?

Needles and pins.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby good if you give me a flower.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Art.

Art who?

Arts and flowers just for you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Bloom.

Bloom who?

Bloom away by how smart you are!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Thistle.

Thistle who?

Thistle be the best joke you hear today!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Fern.

Fern who?

Fern you, I’d do anything!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Rose.

Rose who?

Rose are red, violets are blue, I have a joke to tell you!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Buttercup.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cassie.

Cassie who?

Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy see me rolling they hatin!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dande

Dande who?

Dandelion.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf Who?

Leaf Me Alone!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Pickle.

Pickle who?

Pickle little flower and give it to your mother.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Tree

Tree who?

Have a tree’rific day!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Vera.

Vera who?

Vera all the flowers gone.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Vic.

Vic who?

Vic some flowers for me!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Wendell.

Wendell who?

Wendellilacs bloom.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Weekend.

Weekend who?

Weekend do anything we want! 

Conclusion

Here ends my list of the best plant jokes for kids. They are a great way to pique interest in your kids about plants so that they learn to love them.

So, did you and your kids enjoy the jokes? Or do you want me to add more jokes to the lust?

Let me know in the comments!

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