The Best Elephant Jokes for Kids

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If you are ready for some of the most awesome laughs around then, you will want to check out these super awesome elephant jokes for kids.

We love that these can be used at home, at school, and pretty much everywhere because they are totally appropriate for everyone who loves a good joke! Be sure to check out these other animal jokes to really get you laughing as well!

The Best Elephant Jokes for Kids

Q: Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red?
A; So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!

Q: What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!

Q: What’s big, grey, and has red spots?
A: An elephant with chickenpox, of course!

Q: What do you call an elephant that rides the bus?
A: A bus rider!

Q: What do you call an elephant with ear muffs on?
A: Anything you want because they can’t hear!

Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use?
A: Ella font.

Q: What is an elephant’s favorite type of potato?
A: Mashed potatoes.

Q: What time is it when the elephant sits on the watch?
A: Time to get a new watch!

Q: What do you get when you have a computer and an elephant?
A: lots of memory

Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.

Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: He didn’t own an iron.

Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding its breath!

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.

Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A: Ten after one!

Q: How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: Look for tracks in the butter.

Q: Why does an elephant never forget?
A: No one ever tells them anything!

Q: Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A: He no longer wanted to work for peanuts.

Q: How do you lift a baby elephant?
A: A forklift

Q: What is the largest ant on Earth?
A: an eleph-ant!

Q: What time is it when the elephant rides on the skateboard?
A: Time for a new skateboard.

Q: What is big and gray with lots of horns?
A: An elephant marching band!

Q: What is the difference between apples and elephants?
A: Apples are red.

Q: What is the difference between oranges and elephants?
A: Oranges are orange!

Q: How do elephants keep cool in the summer?
A: Ear conditioning!

Q: What vegetables do elephants pick out of the garden?
A: Squash!

Q: What is an elephant’s favorite type of burger?
A: A smashed burger!

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: Mix two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and an elephant!

Q: What do you do when an elephant is about to sneeze?
A: Move out of the way!

Q: What do elephants do to relax?
A: Watch the ele-vision.

Q: Where do you elephants come from?
A: Mama elephants

Q: Why doesn’t the elephant use a computer?
A: Because the mouse scares him away.

Q: Why doesn’t the elephant ring the bell?
A: It doesn’t have any thumbs!

Q: What is the difference between an African elephant and an Asian Elephant?
A: 5000 miles

Q: Why did the elephant get out of the water?
A: Because he was wet and wrinkled.

Q: What did the dog say to the elephant?
A: Woof!

Q: What did the elephant say to his mom?
A: I love you a ton!

Q: What do you call an elephant that just works out?
A: A smelly pants.

Q: What do you call an elephant that refuses to share?
A: Elfish!

Q: Why did both elephants not swim together?
A: Because they only had 1 pair of trunks.

Q: What game do you not want to play with an elephant?
A: Squash

Q: How are elephants and trees the same?
A: They both have strong trunks.

Q: How do you know when an elephant wants to charge?
A: It asks for the nearest power outlet.

Q: What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded?
A: It ele-faints.

Q: Why does the elephant wear sneakers?
A: To sneak up on a mouse.

Q: What did the elephant get for his birthday?
A: A trunk full of lots of presents!

Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!

Q: What do you call an elephant on a slide?
A: Stuck!

Q: Where does an elephant put his suitcase?
A: In the trunk.

Q: What’s the only way an elephant flies?
A: By dumbo jet!

Q: Where do you find the missing elephant?
A: Depends on where he got lost!

Q: Why was the elephant afraid to go to the computer store?
A: Because he didn’t want to see any mice.

Q: How do elephants communicate with one another?
A: on the ele-phone.

Q: What goes down but never goes up?
An elephant in an elevator.

Q: Why didn’t the elephant ride on the airplane?
A: His trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.

Q: What do you call a flying elephant?
A: A Jumbo jet!

Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a real party pooper!

Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A: Really Lost!

Q: What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all?
A: An elephant’s shadow.

Q: What did the apple say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, everyone knows that apples can’t talk!

Q: Why did the elephant get kicked out of the pool?
A: He kept losing his trunks.

Q: What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths?
A: A smellyphant!

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: The chicken asked him to fill in

Q: Why did the elephant lay down in the road?
A: To save the chicken.

Q: What does the elephant tell his mom every night!
A: I love you tons!

Q: Where is the elephant’s favorite place to sit?
A: On a trunk.

Q: Why did the elephant get pulled over?
A: It ran through the stomp sign.

Q: What’s gray, beautiful, and wears a glass slipper?
A: Cinderelephant!

Q: What animal is always ready to travel?
A: An elephant! Because he always has his trunk with him.

Q: What did the elephant do when he stubbed his toe?
A: Called for a tow truck!

Q: What’s gray, carries a bunch of flowers, and cheers you up when you’re ill?
A: A get well elephant

Q: What is an elephant’s favorite song?
A: I like big nuts, and I cannot Lie!

Q: Why does the elephant have a trunk?
A: Because a purse would look funny!

Q: Why did the elephant fall in love with the tree?
A: he loved his trunk!

Q: Why do elephants like to drink?
A: To try and forget!

Q: Which is stronger, an elephant or a snail?
A: A snail! He carries his whole house, and an elephant only carries his trunk!

Q: Why are elephants banned from the beach?
A: They can’t keep their trunks on!

Q: When do elephants snore?
A: Only when they are sleeping!

Q: Why did the elephant paint himself green?
A: To hide in the meadow.

Q: Why did the elephant paint himself orange?
A: To hide in the pumpkin patch!

Q: Why did the elephant stand on the Oreos?
A: He was trying to make a chocolate pie crust!

Q: How do elephants talk to one another across the country?
A: On the elephone

Q: How do you know when an elephant is in the fridge?
A: The door won’t shut.

Q: Why do they say elephants are bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot?
A: An elaughant.

Q: What did the cat say to the elephant?
A: Meow!

Q: Why do elephants not like to travel on an airplane?
A: Their trunks don’t fit in the overhead bins.

Q: Why does an elephant carry a trunk?
A: Because they can’t find a handbag they like!

Q: What does the elephant say on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a ton!

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed?
A: Your nose will touch the ceiling.

Q: What is something that only elephants have?
A: Baby elephants!

Q: What is the stench after an elephant gets wet?
A: Wet elephant!

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