160+ Hilarious Bacon Jokes and Puns to Sizzle You With

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Are you planning for a get-together with your loved ones? Do you like to make people laugh?

If your answer is “yes” then the chances are that you know a few good jokes. Right?

Jokes are one of the best ways to make people laugh. When you tell a joke to someone, the first thing they do is laugh. And you know what, making people laugh is a very good quality. You make them forget about the worries of their life for at least some time. They feel happy.

And when you make others happy, you get happy too. This means when you share jokes with your loved ones, you bring smiles not only to their faces but also to your face. There is a feeling of satisfaction and containment when you can make others happy.

No party is complete without some good food and drinks, right?

When you arrange a meet-up with your favorite people or head to a party with your friends, food becomes an important part of it.

Now, tell me, what are your thoughts about bacon?

Yes, that delicious piece of meat from cured pork. There are so many ways you can prepare it including smoked, dried, and boiled.

Did I tell you bacon and eggs are my favorite kind of breakfast? And not to mention the pancakes with maple syrup.

So, how about making your loved ones happier by sharing some hilarious bacon jokes with them?

I’m sure they can relate to it very well.

Hilarious Bacon Jokes for All

Hilarious Bacon Jokes for All

If there are ten people you have invited to breakfast, the chances are that nine of them love bacon, and that last one person, might also like bacon!

Yes, bacon is famous among people of all ages. From kids to adults – everyone loves this meaty affair.

And you already know how we all love a session of jokes.

So, when there is a combination of bacon and jokes, I’m all in for it. And I’m sure your loved ones will be too.

To let your favorite people have a great time listening to your bacon jokes, it is important that you have a great collection of jokes.

I’m here to help you with that. Here I have come up with a list of some hilarious bacon jokes that are perfect for sharing with everyone, no matter the age.

So, are you ready to make your friends and family laugh?

Read on.

What did the bacon say to the tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why did the pig get hired by the restaurant?

Because he was really good at bacon.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. What do you call fake bacon? Fakon.

Why was the bacon sad?

Because it was in a frying pan and couldn’t find a way out.

Why did the bacon go to the doctor?

It wasn’t feeling well-done.

Why did the bacon join the police force?

To fry and protect.

Why did the bacon cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the bacon go to the party?

To get bacon and eggnog.

What did the bacon say to the pancake?

I’m your biggest fan!

How do you make bacon crispy?

You just have to broil it.

What did the bacon say when it was asked to donate to charity?

I can’t spare a rasher.

Why did the bacon go to the gym?

To get smoked.

What did the bacon say to the cheeseburger?

You’re bacon me crazy!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?

Bacon and legs.

Why did the bacon go to the doctor?

It had a bad case of the sizzles.

Why did the bacon quit its job?

It couldn’t handle the heat.

What do you call a bacon-wrapped hotdog?

A heart attack on a stick.

Why did the bacon go to the beach?

To get a tan and a good sizzle.

Why was the bacon called the detective?

It always solved the case of the missing eggs.

Why did the bacon go to the dentist?

To get a little floss-y.

What do you call a bacon-wrapped shrimp?

A surf and turf kebab.

Why did the bacon go to the art museum?

To see the bacon paintings.

What did the bacon say when it won the race?

I’m on a roll!

Bacon Puns

Bacon Puns

I LOVE puns. Yes, there are times when I take a few seconds to understand it, but when I do, I burst out laughing.

This is the case with every pun lover.

Now, you can’t just share puns with anyone and everyone. The main reason behind this is that not everyone gets it. So, to share intelligent puns, you need to have intelligent people with you too.

Of course, you can find many puns these days that are silly and don’t require much of your brain to understand them. You can share them with kids too.

But you know what is more interesting?

The fact that these puns are on bacon! Yes, your favorite breakfast staple.

They say, if you start your day on a happy note, the chances are that you will be happy the entire day.

So, you can share bacon puns with your family at the breakfast table and make everyone start their day laughing and giggling.

I’m bacon a cake for your birthday!

Let’s pig out on some bacon.

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move?

The bacon kick.

I can’t decide if I want to have bacon for breakfast or bacon for lunch…

it’s a real hamlet.

What did the bacon say to the eggs?

You’re the sunny side to my crispy side.

I love bacon so much, I could eat it for every meal of the day. Breakfast, lunch, and swine.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

I tried making a bacon sandwich

but it just didn’t pan out.

What’s the difference between bacon and Canadian bacon?

About 1,000 miles.

I don’t always eat bacon, but when I do

I prefer to have it wrapped around a filet mignon.

Why was the bacon having a bad day?

Because it was feeling a little crispy.

I’m not a morning person

but I could definitely be a morning bacon person.

What do you call a pig that’s a doctor?

A ham-bulance.

Why did the bacon go to the gym?

To work on its hamstrings.

Why did the bacon go to the doctor?

It had a case of the swine flu.

I always get excited when I see bacon on a menu.

It’s like finding a little slice of heaven.

What’s a pig’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Bacon.

Why did the bacon go to the dance?

To shake its bacon.

What do you call a pig that’s an artist?

A ham-stretcher.

I don’t always eat bacon, but when I do

I prefer it to be thick cut and crispy.

Why did the bacon go to the beach?

To get a little salty.

What do you call a pig that’s a lawyer?

A ham-barrister.

Bacon makes everything better

except for vegetarianism.

Why did the bacon go to the party alone?

Because it couldn’t find a date-o.

What do you call a pig that’s a poet?

A hamlet.

I’m not saying I love bacon more than people

but I definitely love bacon more than most people.

Why did the bacon break up with the egg?

It was too fried to commit.

What do you call a pig that’s a musician?

A ham-bone.

I don’t always eat bacon, but when I do,

I prefer it to be on a burger.

Why did the bacon go to the library?

To check out some pig-latin books.

What do you call a pig that’s a chef?

A ham-ateur.

Why did the bacon go to the cinema?

To see the latest ham-burger movie.

Bacon One-Liners

Bacon One-Liners

Do you like one-liners?

Oh, I love them! They are so much fun and hilarious. And I love how you get to hear them from people when you are least expecting them and the moment you hear them, you are in a happy mood.

That is the beauty of one-liners. You don’t know who’s going to say a one-liner and when. And when you get to hear them in the most unexpected moment, all you can do is laugh.

Following are some one-liners for you. And yes, they are on bacon. This means you can share them with your bacon-loving people – on your breakfast table with your family, with your colleagues during office lunch, and with your kids at the dinner table.

Trust me, no matter whom you choose to share bacon one-liners with, they are going to enjoy them thoroughly.

  • Bacon makes everything better.
  • I don’t always eat bacon, but when I do, I feel like a king.
  • Everything is better with bacon, even bacon.
  • Life is short, but bacon makes it longer.
  • Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • I have a bacon addiction, but I’m not ready for a cure.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bacon, and that’s pretty close.
  • I’m not sure what the question is, but bacon is always the answer.
  • Bacon is the duct tape of the kitchen.
  • Bacon: the other white meat that tastes like heaven.
  • My favorite color is bacon.
  • Bacon is the ultimate breakfast wingman.
  • When in doubt, add more bacon.
  • Bacon: because you can’t microwave a hug.
  • You had me at bacon.
  • Bacon is like a high-five for your mouth.
  • I’d wrap bacon around a tire if it made it taste better.
  • Bacon: the meat of champions.
  • If loving bacon is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
  • Bacon is my love language.
  • Bacon is the glue that holds my life together.
  • I believe that bacon is the answer to all of life’s problems.
  • I’m not saying bacon is the answer to world peace, but it couldn’t hurt.
  • Bacon is the reason why pigs exist.
  • Bacon: because sometimes you just need a hug in the form of food.
  • Bacon: the only reason I wake up in the morning.
  • Bacon is the bacon of meats.
  • I don’t trust people who don’t like bacon.
  • Bacon: the only reason to get out of bed on a Saturday morning.
  • Bacon: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
  • Bacon: the most important meal of the day.
  • Bacon: it’s not just food, it’s a lifestyle.
  • Bacon is like a magic wand for your taste buds.
  • You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make them bacon.
  • Bacon: because life is too short for mediocre food.

Bacon Jokes for Kids

Bacon Jokes for Kids

Your life changes completely the moment you have a kid. And from then onward, your life revolves around your little one. No matter what you choose to do or say, you always have to keep them in mind.

You can’t say anything bad in front of them and you can’t do anything bad in front of them. You always need to do or say things that are kid-friendly, if you know what I mean.

And that leads to this section in my post.

In this section, I have shared some awesome bacon jokes for kids. I know how kids love jokes and also, bacon.

And so, I have come up with this list of jokes. You can share them with your kids or your friends’ kids and any other kids!

And who doesn’t love the sound of a kid giggling, right?

Why did the bacon go to the doctor?

It felt a little crispy.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do you call a pig that does magic?

A ham-illusionist.

How does bacon stay in shape?

It does pork-ups.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

A porkypine.

Why was the bacon sad?

Because it was cured.

What do you call a bacon that’s always late?

Five minutes past sizzle.

Why did the bacon break up with the egg?

Because it just couldn’t hold it together anymore.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a snake?

Bacon and Hiss-teria.

What do you call a pig that’s wrong?

Mistaken bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs.

Why did the bacon go to jail?

It was caught sizzling in public.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a skunk?

Bacon and stink.

What do you call a pig that does puzzles?

A ham-solver.

Why did the pig become an actor?

It wanted to ham it up.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a snowman?

Frosty bacon.

Why did the bacon run away from the frying pan?

It was afraid of getting burned.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cow?

Bacon and moo-s.

What do you call a pig that’s really good at soccer?

A foot-ham.

Why did the bacon join a band?

It wanted to be a sizzlin’ star.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a bird?

Bacon and eggs on the fly.

Why did the bacon join Instagram?

It wanted to be famous for its sizzle.

What do you call a pig that’s a fashion model?

A pork-upine.

Why did the bacon go to the beach?

It wanted to get a tan-line.

What do you call a pig that’s always on the phone?

A cell-oink.

Why did the bacon go to the dentist?

It had a cavity.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a sheep?

Bacon and wool-s.

Why did the bacon go to the gym?

It wanted to be fit for frying.

What do you call a pig that’s always on time?

Punctual bacon.

Why did the bacon go to the barbershop?

It needed a little trim.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dolphin?

Bacon and sea-s.

Why did the bacon get a ticket?

It was caught driving too fast on the griddle.

Bacon Jokes for Adults

Bacon Jokes for Adults

Not all jokes are meant for everyone. There are jokes you can share only with your partner or your very close friends.

Yes, I’m talking about adult jokes.

If you are with your gang of friends or you are spending alone time with your partner, you are free to share a dirty joke or two. This will not only make the environment chill but also give you all a riot of laughter.

Here the jokes are about bacon. Yes, the bacon that you eat in your breakfast. Did you know people have so many naughty thoughts about this seemingly innocent meat?

And that has given rise to bacon jokes for adults.

In this section, I have come up with a list of some naughty bacon jokes that you can share with your adult friends.

Read on.

Why did the bacon refuse to stay in the pan?

It wanted to get crispy outside, and juicy inside.

What did the bacon say to the pancake?

You’re sweet, but I’m savory.

What do you call a vegan who eats bacon?

A hypocrite.

Why did the bacon get in trouble with the law?

It was sizzling hot.

How do you make bacon even better?

Wrap it around more bacon.

What do you get when you cross bacon and whiskey?

A match made in heaven.

Why did the bacon break up with the lettuce?

It just couldn’t deal with all the greens.

How do you know if you’re addicted to bacon?

You can’t stop thinking about it, even in your dreams.

What do you call a bacon sandwich with lettuce and tomato?

A BLT with a PhD.

Why did the bacon go to the gym?

To get crispy and fit.

What do you call a pig that loves bacon?

Self-destructive.

Why did the bacon go to Vegas?

To gamble on how many strips it could fry.

How do you make a vegetarian angry?

Put a piece of bacon on their plate.

What do you get when you cross bacon with sausage?

An explosion of flavor.

Why did the bacon file a complaint?

It was tired of being fried to a crisp.

What do you call bacon that’s been marinated in bourbon?

Drunk bacon.

How do you know if bacon is trying to kill you?

It’s sizzling with evil intent.

What do you call a bacon-wrapped steak?

The ultimate indulgence.

Why did the bacon cross the road?

To get to the frying pan on the other side.

How do you make bacon into a dessert?

Dip it in chocolate.

What’s the best way to cook bacon?

Naked.

What do you call bacon that’s been sprinkled with gold dust?

Rich man’s bacon.

Why did the bacon go to the psychiatrist?

It was having an identity crisis.

How do you know if bacon is really good?

It makes you want to sing.

What do you get when you cross bacon with a jalapeno?

A spicy explosion in your mouth.

What’s the difference between bacon and love?

Bacon never leaves you.

Why did the bacon go to the airport?

It wanted to fly first class.

What do you call bacon that’s been wrapped around a hot dog?

A heart attack waiting to happen.

How do you know if someone is a true bacon lover?

They have a bacon tattoo.

Why did the bacon get a promotion?

It was the most sizzling employee.

What’s the best way to eat bacon?

In a giant pile.

What do you call a pig that plays the drums?

A pork chop.

Why did the bacon break up with the egg?

It just couldn’t handle the commitment.

What do you get when you cross bacon with mac and cheese?

A bowl of pure happiness.

How do you make a bacon lover happy?

Just give them bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

Conclusion

Laughter is the best medicine, they say. And that is true to some extent. If you are happy inside you will have a healthy mental state too.

That is where jokes can help. Reading and sharing jokes can make you forget about your everyday stress and make you happy, inside.

These bacon jokes are all you need to cheer your family up at your breakfast table. Did you like them?

Let me know in the comments!

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