Watch Your Mouth!

And your penis!

So in todays society what is worse...Having a dirty mouth? or... Being a dirty penis? What would you forgive? This question is not rhetorical, once you read the post I want your answer, as much as it will suck to pick one, pun intended.

What the hell is it with people (men) when they acquire fame, power and money? Do they check their brains at the door?

If you guessed that I am talking about Mel Gibson and his vile ramblings to his now EX- girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva you are correct. If you are one of the three people on the planet who have not heard these rantings, and can stomach the verbal diarrhea. Have a listen at Radar Online. The tapes have not yet been authenticated by Gibsonʼs people, but who really cares...What makes a person (man) think that is ok to talk to someone like that? How is verbal abuse, physical threats and sexual degradation acceptable behavior to someone, who is not a CRAZY PERSON? Or is it simply another case of “I Am Entitled” Syndrome?

I.A.E is a common syndrome among some people who achieve a certain status, celebrity or position in society. for some reason it seems to afflict those with a penis far more often and severely. Take for example our friend Tiger Woods who pranced his dirty penis around on a sexual walk about over this past year. Rumor has it he even tried to bump uglies with Betty White but she turn him down flat...no, not really, just trying to make a point. Seems poor Tiger had multiple wardrobe malfunctions where is pants and skivvies would fall to his ankles whenever he was in the presence of a hooch. Again in is “Apology” he proclaimed I.A.E syndrome. Should we start a charity walk, or bike or maybe a petition for this infliction?

We all know I.A.E is a cop out fed to them by their PR team to try and save some shred of dignity. Showing them as a victim of some sort, taking the blame and owning up. If they had of just kept it all Zipped up then they would never have to own up.

So which is it? Which A.I.E affliction would you forgive? A dirty mouth, a la CRAZY Mel Gibson? Or a dirty penis served up Tiger Woods Style? Before you can make this choice or understand my choice you have to listen to the Mel tapes to understand the degree of CRAZY that I am talking here.

Canʼt believe that I am going to say this, but I am taking the dirty penis, and a GIANT tub of Purell. My reasoning is that there was something in Melʼs voice that screamed “May murder me in my sleep”. I would rather live with a dirty penis than sleep with the fishes...

Check Yourself Collins

1 ounce Tequila
1 ounce Black Current Cassis
1/2 coconut milk
3 ounces pineapple juice"
1 ounce orange juice
fresh mint for garnish
berries for garnish

Add all ingredients to shaker with ice and shake well. Serve in a large glass with ice and garnish with fresh mint, berries and some self control.

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