Celebrity Scandals on Vacation

So I sit here at the end of the week waiting to be inspired, I usually have something to write about by mid week. This week however, I got nothing! Itʼs like Hollywood, celebrities and scandal have taken a vacation, to the trailer park possibly. You put Lindsay Lohan in jail and the well dries up, hmm maybe she drank it.

The only things even remotely celebʼhorrific that happened this week were done by people I have never heard of, and for good reason. Cheaters, Skeaters and Monsters...Oh my!

So here is a run down of all the non glamorous, non A-list celebrity and non- Hollywood things that happened this week. Are you sensing a them yet? zzzzzzzz

1. Violet Kowal, Mel Gibsonʼs alleged mistress, who he supposedly slept with while Oksana was pregnant, is a Polish fitness model. Now donʼt you feel better knowing this tidbit of information. She has hired a lawyer and a manager, all thing needed by a two bit tramp in todays society.
2. Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Laurence Fishburne is now an XXX porn star seeking her daddies approval. Well hold me down and spank me with the Enquirer, I will not sleep until I know more.
3. Shane Stirling claims she was fired for being preggers. I KNOW, can you believe it, who the hell is Shane Stirling? Well a former Barkerʼs Beauty. Just drink in the knowledge; your welcome.
4. Justin Bieber was in Las Vegas and...did nothing, because he is not of age. Please donʼt operate heavy machinery while reading, it may cause drowsiness. I may have a more exciting story for you on this in 5 years when he turns 21.
5. The Real Housewives of DC did something, but I am not sure what. I dozed off while reading it.

One cool Hollywood thing did happen in the wee hours of the evening, SPOILER ALERT!! Sandra Bullock won a Teen Choice Award for choice movie actress in a drama for her Oscar-winning role in The Blind Side. The Teen Choice Awards air Monday (8 p.m. EST) on FOX.

Be sure to watch the Teen Choice Awards on Monday and let me know what you think? About the winners, not so winners, fashion, not so fashion. Will there be a Kanye moment? This way we can all have something to read about next week that won’t induce a Pop Culture Coma!

WAKE UP IT”S HOLLYWOOD...on the rocks

2 ounces Vodka
4 ounces tonic or soda water (your preference)
fresh ripe blackberries
1 ripe apricot
1 lemon

Peal apricot and slice, muddle with 3/4 blackberries and vodka. Muddle well until fruit is soft and smushy...very technical term. Place ingredients into shake with ice and shake well. Strain into a large glass of ice and top with tonic or soda water. Garnish with a few blackberries and some lemon.

Cheers
Dee
www.cocktaildeeva.com

About the Author A Bit About MOI...A Cocktail’ista.. I am the Author of the Award Winning Book,Libations of Life, A Girls Guide to Life One Cocktail at a Time. I am also a cocktail stylist, writer, humorist, wife, mother of 4, TV Junkie, shoe-aholic, boarder line George Clooney stalker..hmm what else... I am old enough to remember making “Mixed Tapes” from the radio...My fave vacation spot is anywhere with a beach bar...and when I grow up I want to be Carrie Bradshaw from Sex in the City...IT COULD HAPPEN! Life is Short...So be sure to wear FABULOUS Heels... Posted by Dee Brun in pop culture on August 09, 2010 More from this author  |  Author Website Follow Dee Brun on:  |