Again we had a really dull week in Hollywood, honestly doesn’t anyone have the desire to trash a hotel room or interrupt an award speech? I was really hard pressed to find remotely interesting things to talk about this week. So bear with me, I might just be pulling from the bottom of the celebrity barrel here. I have put my extra long rubber gloves on and I am digging deep. So let's go straight to the bottom first.
Six Figures for Jersey Shore - Looks like being a fist pumping, juice-head gorilla/tramp pays off. Many sources are reporting that the cast of Season Four’s Jersey Shore will be racking in $100 000.00 each per episode. The MTV hit show had huge ratings over the winter garnishing the juice-head tramps a pay raise. This does not include bonuses, appearances etc. Who knew that being an orange, foul-mouthed, barely sober dirty could be so lucrative. Charlie Sheen may want to think about going tanning.
DWTS Update - Wendy and Tony were sent home this week on Dancing with the Stars. The only thing I could think of for this story was...Who the hell is Wendy? And what happened to the stars? Other than Kirstie Alley, this season doesn’t even have a glimmer of stardust. Now they are pulling from the bottom of the barrel.
Sister Wives Plus...Another One? - People Magazine is reporting that the new and fourth wife, Robyn, is expecting a baby in October. This will be the first child between Robyn and Kody but the 17th for the “Family”. So I tried to watch a few episodes of this show but I just couldn’t do it. The smug male slut aside, it’s just dull as dull can be. To each his own, and hers, and theirs, oh and of course all them over there.
Eva Longoria Can’t Afford a Whole Tuxedo - Eva was on David Letterman this week hawking her new cookbook. She teetered on the edge of her chair trying to keep all her goods tucked while she and Dave had a dreadfully dull conversation about cilantro. This is why I never try to stay up for late night television. Her button popped open on her jacket, Dave popped a gasket and swiftly changed the subject after some moaning and groaning. Honestly, does this not happen on the View daily?
So that is it; that is all I have and quite frankly I feel a little dirty for digging so deep. Let us all cross our fingers that Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen maybe even Randy Quaid will go rogue next week.
Bottoms Up Bellini...
2 oz Peach Juice
1 oz Vodka
3 oz chilled dry Champagne or dry Sparkling Wine
1/2 cup Crushed ice
Juice from 1 lemon wedge
Add all ingredients except of the bubbly to a large wine goblet filled with crushed ice. Top with champagne or sparkling wine and enjoy.
Cheers
Dee
www.cocktaildeeva.com
