This was quite the busy week in Hollywood, there must have been a sale on tabloid exclusives. From crazy engagements, Oprah interviews and secret babies, the paparazzi must be exhausted. I know I am.
Hereʼs the way I see it, through the bottom of a vodka bottle:
1) Motorcycle maniac and all around dirty penis, Jessie James got engaged to his “longtime” girlfriend “what have I done to my face” Kat Von D. Jessie James is quoted as saying that 2010 was the best year of his life. WTH? I guess they would have to have a world wide tattoo ink shortage for it to be his worst. He also stated that he was honored Von D said yes and that growing old with her was going to be a “fu***ng” blast. Reading this article made me throw up in my mouth a little. Once a cheat-ah always a cheat-ah I say. As for Kat, if youʼve ever watched her show you know she falls in love and out of love faster than Pamela Andersonʼs boobs size changes. Not to mention the fact that she dated Vince Neil, ewww dirty.
2) Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a secret baby!
Now I am pretty good at keeping secrets; I kept the gender of 2 of my kids a secret from my husband, but a whole baby? How did they pull this one off? With the media poking around in every corner of their lives, how did they hide a whole babe? By using a “gestational carrier”, thatʼs how. Faith Margaret was born on December 28th in Nashville. Nothing has been said on why they decided to use a “gestational carrier”, but of course the rumors are swirling.
3) Finally it was quite a week for Piers Morgan; his first week taking over for the suspender laden Larry King on the coveted CNN pm time slot. In short, he was FABULOUS. I was never a fan of Larry King. I only ever watched to see if he had a guest on that I was interested in. Piers is fun, youngʼerʼ, by at least 125 years and very entertaining. His virgin show was an Oprah exclusive and he closed off the week with my BF George Clooney. How could he go wrong. Definitely worth a watch.
Looking forward to another interesting week in the land of Pop Culture and cocktails.
Gestational Carrier Cosmo
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1/2 oz Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
Shake all ingredients well with ice and strain into a martini glass.
Cheers , Dee www.cocktaildeeva.com
