This time of year around the holidays is always a stressful time, for anyone. This is also true in the great land of Hollywood. This week celebrities to took to bong smoking, divorce, lying and thieving. This sounds unusually similar to so many other weeks in Hollywood, me thinks the holidays are merely a coincidence. 
I do believe that Santa Claus has added some new names to his naughty list this week.
On the 1st Day of Christmas - Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. Thatʼs right, and I am sure she thought she was in a pear tree. She celebrated her 18th birthday smoking a bong filled with what was apparently Salvia. Which I kept reading as SALIVA and was totally grossed about, thought it was a new thing the kids were into...ick. Salvia has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California, so no laws were broken, only Mileyʼs shiny halo. Salvia sales have gone through the roof since the video was released. This generations salvia is my generations Wild Berry Cooler...
On the 2nd Day of Christmas - My BLING got stolen I swear! The “I still want to be famous” Jermaine Jackson filed a police report this week claiming that a large Louis Vuitton bag filled with tons of bling was stolen from his home back in September. September? Why are you claiming it only now? The Deeva theory is that it is because only a week after filing the police report he filed another interesting document in his child support case. Jackson is claiming he can not afford the $3000 a week child support payment and wants it reduce to $215 a month. Now I am no math wiz, but how in the hell do we go from 3 grand to $215? Also, why do you have a large bag of bling that can be stolen, let alone in a Louis Vuitton bag? This story wreaks of the foul stench of “Dead Beat Dad-ism”.
On the 3rd Day of Christmas - My not so true love gave to me, divorce papers! So this week divorce papers were the stocking stuffers of choice in Hollywood. On Wednesday morning alone 3 couples made headlines with news of their split. Newly crowned sexiest man alive Ryan Reynolds is now single as his 2 year marriage to Scarlett Johannson is over. The ʻDexterʼ marriage is over, with a scandal that links Julia Styles. Michael C. Hall and wife Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the show, awkward, have called it quits. Reports are swirling that Styles, who plays an on screen lover to ʻDexterʼ was a possible cause of the split. Finally Elizabeth Hurley turned to twitter to say, “Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this.” So, looks like Santa doesnʼt have to bring as many ʻsignificant otherʼ gifts this year.
Be sure to tune into next weeks Special Year End Edition article. Where I list the Top 10 Pop Culture Events of 2010 that I wish I was in the room for.
Naught List...MochaʼTini...
1 ounces Vanilla Vodka
1/2 Peppermint schnapps
4 ounces Hot Chocolate
Make Hot chocolate and then stir in all ingredients...You can rim the glass with melted chocolate then dip into crushed mints/candy canes for a more festive touch...
Cheers
Dee
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