American Idol: Judgy Wudgy...Was Not There...

There droppin like flies...First Simon Cowell announces heʼs leaving then Kara Dio Guardi allegedly got her walking papers and now Ellen Degeneres announces that she will not be returning. Oh, itʼs American Idol of course. So now there is one, Randy “Dawg” Jackson, what will he ever do all by his lonesome?

Word on the street is that he wonʼt be lovely for long. I heard through the grape vine, (my lover George Clooney talks in his sleep) that Steven Tyler will replace Simon and the one and only JLO will replace Kara. It is said that in the new season starting January 2011 they will go back to the three judge format. JLO I can take her or leave her, but there is something about Steven Tyler. He makes me want to do bad things...on a pole. So I think I may just have to watch. Aw Hell who am I kidding, of course I will watch. Iʼm doing it for all of you remember, taking it for the team once again.

However I do wish that I could of chosen the two replacements. Not sure why they didnʼt ask me, oh well...whatʼeves. Can you imagine the mix if you could pick anyone you wanted. Letʼs see, RJ (Randy Jackson) , Rosie OʼDonnell and Donald Trump. Now I would PAY to hear the bullshit that spews out of those two, fun for the whole family. How about, RJ, Tiger Woods and any woman whoʼs been cheated on. Oh snap! Imagine the ratings. Letʼs see, RJ, Bret Michaels and the staff at Hooters, need I say more. RJ, Rush Limbaugh and the cast of Jersey Shore, holy hanna the Ron Ron Juice would be flyin! Oh oh...RJ and Jon & Kate minus 8, close your eyes and imagine it, just for a second. Wait, RJ, Michael Richards and Mel Gibson. The censors would never be able to keep up. Ok last one, my fantasy panel and we are back to four judges and RJ is out too. Heidi Klum, Sandra Bullock, David Beckham and George Clooney, Oh lord I need a moment.

So my point is, oh hell I never have a point. My question is or are, are you going to watch this upcoming season? Are you not going to watch? Why? Who would your judges pick be? Why? ..why why why. Regardless of the panel, it should be an interesting season with all the shake up!

Iʼm Just Not Fellin it Dawg Martini

2 ounces Vodka
1/4 ounce Dry Vermouth
1/4 ounce olive juice
3 green olives (add or remove olives to your taste)
small wedge of lemon

Into a cocktail shaker, pour Vodka, Dry Vermouth and olive juice. Add ice. Shake well. Rub the rim of the martini glass with the wedge of lemon. Strain and pour contents of cocktail shaker into a martini glass. Drop the olives into the martini before serving. Enjoy while watching Steven Tylerʼs lips....

Cheers
Dee
www.cocktaildeeva.com

About the Author A Bit About MOI...A Cocktail’ista.. I am the Author of the Award Winning Book,Libations of Life, A Girls Guide to Life One Cocktail at a Time. I am also a cocktail stylist, writer, humorist, wife, mother of 4, TV Junkie, shoe-aholic, boarder line George Clooney stalker..hmm what else... I am old enough to remember making “Mixed Tapes” from the radio...My fave vacation spot is anywhere with a beach bar...and when I grow up I want to be Carrie Bradshaw from Sex in the City...IT COULD HAPPEN! Life is Short...So be sure to wear FABULOUS Heels... Posted by Dee Brun in pop culture on August 02, 2010 More from this author  |  Author Website Follow Dee Brun on:  |