Once again 12 Hollywood cast outs are going to dawn a leotard or two and shake what their mamaʼs gave them on national television. To the viewers delight (yes mine included), this conga line from hell usually turns into a reality show train wreck impossible to resist.
From the two step to the rhumba these “stars” twirl and trip the light fantastic all in the quest to win the mirrored disco ball. Oh, and for a much needed paycheck and another 15 minutes or so of fame.
This seasons line up is no more important than the last, ex-actors, ex-players, ex- singers and a douche. With the same old un-entertaining hosts, that guy from that video show and that girl from...DTWS.
So here is my take on the line up...
David Hasselhoff - After the drunken cheeseburger highlight, failed rehab stint and quick exit from Americaʼs Got Talent. What else is their to do? Me personally I think I would move to Germany where I am adored by hundreds.
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino - FIST PUMP! Do you think Vegas is taking odds on how many times he will take his shirt off?
Kurt Warner - WHO?
Michael Bolton - Who is strangely starting to look more and more like Ian Ziering.
Bristol Palin - Who has stated that she will wear the most modest dresses ever on DWTS. Possibly some Moose fur, shot and skinned by her mother.
Jennifer I want my old nose back Grey - need I say more.
Florence Henderson - I really canʼt talk smack about Carol Brady, I think it is a law.
Audrina Patridge - Some chick from the Hills...Again WHO?
Rick Fox - Wikepedia has him listed as this - Ulrich Alexander "Rick" Fox (born July 24, 1969) is a Canadian television actor and retired professional basketball player...UMM OK.
Brandy - Not a fan, her perma smile scares me. No human can smile that much and for that length of time. I say Cyborg.
Margaret Cho - She is by far my fave. The tattoo sleeve and gun garter are FABULOUS. I think she is way funny and canʼt wait to see what shit she tries to pull on national television.
Kyle Massey - I had to go to the kids in the house on this one. Heʼs a Disney Channel actor and so far has NOT released a sex tape. He canʼt be all bad.
So that is it, those are your dancing “stars” for the season. Whoʼs your fave? Your pick to win? If you could cast the show who would you want to see? Real Stars need not apply.
“Donʼt You Know Who I Am?” Fizz...
- 1.5 oz apple sour liqueur
- 4 oz white grape juice
- 2 oz sparkling water
- 6 seedless grapes halved
- fresh lime
Shake apple sour and grape juice with ice and strain into cocktail glass filled with ice and top with sparkling water. Garnish with a grapes and fresh lime wedge.
Cheers
Dee
www.cocktaildeeva.com
