Some time ago, a coffeemaker designer at Cuisinart decided that it was a smart thing to add an end-of-cycle beep function. Cuisinart implemented the beep, but neglected to allow the user the option to override this Very Stupid Function. This meant that when my husband chose to get up at 6am on Sunday morning, and have a cup of coffee from his brand-new coffeemaker, the entire house was woken up by a series of unnecessarily loud beeps gleefully ringing out in announcement of a new fresh pot of java.
The coffeemaker needed to go.
There was no argument that coffeemaker was going back to the store, there was, however, a problem in locating the receipt for the machine. A careful search of the general area, including vehicles and the recycling, turned up a big zip, and so I turned to The Cupboard.
The Cupboard is actually a series of three cupboards that’s sole purpose is to hide whatever random bits of stuff we shove in there. It’s a super-sized junk drawer, that sucks in items that don’t have a home elsewhere, and rarely lets them go again. The Cupboard is (was) ridiculous.
In the three hours it took me to go through the items in The Cupboard, I found not one, but two blobs of homemade Playdough that had turned hard and moldy.
The males in the household demanded to see this before I was allowed to throw it out.
I was also reminded that I am a terrible mother who hasn’t finished my daughter’s baby book yet. I found the book hanging out with a pumpkin light that I bought two years ago and keep forgetting that I own, a package of make-your-own-fake-snow, and a tiny stuffed hippo.
I'm going to finish that baby book this weekend. Pinky swear.
The Jimmy Dean clock made another appearance, as well as a fake egg that will supposedly sprout basil when I add water (and love!), and some printed sheets that I can use to make homemade chocolates all fancy-like.
This weekend, I'm totally using those sheets to decorate chocolates. Right after the baby book is completed. Double-pinky swear!
Hours later, it was apparent that the Cuisinart coffeemaker receipt had disappeared forever and ever, and that there was nothing left to be done, but to go outside and make our own fake snow.
Making fake snow is pretty easy:
Step one: Get the kids riled up with excitement over creating fake snow.
Step two: Pour fake snow powder into bucket.

Step three: Pour water into bucket.
Step four: Toss that mess onto the ground and watch as the kids try to figure out what they’re supposed to do with that pile of weird white gel that is something, but it certainly isn’t snow.

Step five: Relax. They’ve figured it out.

Step six: Leave the kids tossing fake snow around the yard, while you return a beeping coffeemaker to the store and sweet-talk the manager into giving you a refund instead of store credit.
After I returned home, I looked up some online reviews of our Cuisinart coffeemaker and was bowled over by the fact that not a single review I read complained about the beep. Not one! I am amazed. Am I the only one who finds a beeping coffeemaker an obnoxious thing?
STEALING MAKES YOUR MAMA SAD. DON’T DO IT. © Marilyn for A Lot of Loves, 2010. |
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